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I need a MFP wife

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  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
    Seeing all these MFP post about MFP wives and husbands is making me lonely. I need a MFP wifey. lol

    I get offers for marriage on MFP after talking about putting itchy powder on their tampons or about the creative ways I can get them pregnant (it involves me smacking the juice on their forehead while saying "Simba!"). How can somebody who is "normal" not get an MFP wife?
  • TwinkieDong
    TwinkieDong Posts: 1,564 Member
    Topic: I need aN MFP wife.... when reading the abbreviated anacronym for MyFitnesspal, one generally states it as "em-eff-pee" and therefore the 'an' rule with a vowel sound would apply with the APA style. The general rule for indefinite articles is to use a before consonants and an before vowels. The trick here is to use your ears (how the acronym is pronounced), not your eyes (how it's spelled).

    I've started nagging.... do I win?

    oh the glory days....of college. Nowadays it isn't much use
  • TwinkieDong
    TwinkieDong Posts: 1,564 Member

    i just want to wear wedding dresses without actually getting married...is that so wrong????
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    Walk in wedding fashion shows :) gets you to try on lots of dresses, show yourself off to people, have people take lots of pictures of you, without all the trouble of a mariage! It's awesome!!!
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    HA that would be awesome, .....be a princess for a day!! Well at least once a month! lol
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    I have decided that I want an MFP wife(s) too.
  • lewandt
    lewandt Posts: 566 Member
    Seeing all these MFP post about MFP wives and husbands is making me lonely. I need a MFP wifey. lol

    All what posts? :huh:

    This is the first I've seen.
    Every single post i have seen you reply to has been very fitting to your picture. Just wondering if you plan it that way...
  • TwinkieDong
    TwinkieDong Posts: 1,564 Member
    Do you own a corvette?

    nope Saturn Ion. lol

    u know what they say about men with trucks or corvettes? lol
  • TwinkieDong
    TwinkieDong Posts: 1,564 Member
    I am here I would make a lovely wife lol
    HA!!
  • CookNLift
    CookNLift Posts: 3,660 Member
    Do you own a corvette?

    nope Saturn Ion. lol

    u know what they say about men with trucks or corvettes? lol

    they pass dudes in a saturn ion. quickly
  • CookNLift
    CookNLift Posts: 3,660 Member
    I have decided that I want an MFP wife(s) too.

    I'll be your wife. if you say no its cool. we'll kidn... i mean court a few together.
  • Morninglory81
    Morninglory81 Posts: 1,190 Member
    I just want to know if I accept, which gun do I get?
  • SweetTrouble_
    SweetTrouble_ Posts: 933 Member
    What would I get out of it?
  • TwinkieDong
    TwinkieDong Posts: 1,564 Member
    I just want to know if I accept, which gun do I get?

    u can shoot them all!
  • _firecracker_
    _firecracker_ Posts: 185 Member
    I have decided that I want an MFP wife(s) too.

    I see you're cheating on me again....
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    Seeing all these MFP post about MFP wives and husbands is making me lonely. I need a MFP wifey. lol

    All what posts? :huh:

    This is the first I've seen.
    Every single post i have seen you reply to has been very fitting to your picture. Just wondering if you plan it that way...

    It is a wonderful coincidence. :smile:
  • TwinkieDong
    TwinkieDong Posts: 1,564 Member
    What would I get out of it?

    Oh....well what you want? lol
  • etoiles_argentees
    etoiles_argentees Posts: 2,827 Member
    I need an MFP husband!
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    Do you own a corvette?

    nope Saturn Ion. lol

    u know what they say about men with trucks or corvettes? lol

    they pass dudes in a saturn ion. quickly

    This. :laugh:
  • jamiem1102
    jamiem1102 Posts: 1,196 Member
    Do you own a corvette?

    nope Saturn Ion. lol

    u know what they say about men with trucks or corvettes? lol

    What? What do they say about them? :drinker:
  • _firecracker_
    _firecracker_ Posts: 185 Member
    Do you own a corvette?

    nope Saturn Ion. lol

    u know what they say about men with trucks or corvettes? lol

    Meh. That'll do. Can't be too picky these days...
  • Morninglory81
    Morninglory81 Posts: 1,190 Member
    I just want to know if I accept, which gun do I get?

    u can shoot them all!
    As often as I like? :bigsmile:
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    I have decided that I want an MFP wife(s) too.

    I see you're cheating on me again....

    Baby...I'm just trying to bring in some fun is all.
  • Diary_Queen
    Diary_Queen Posts: 1,314 Member
    Yikes... not much use for grammar. We'd be quickly MPDivorced!

    :brokenheart:
  • Jersey_Devil
    Jersey_Devil Posts: 4,142 Member
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  • arghbowl
    arghbowl Posts: 1,179 Member
    Do you own a corvette?

    nope Saturn Ion. lol

    u know what they say about men with trucks or corvettes? lol


    they pass dudes in a saturn ion. quickly

    Well played
  • TwinkieDong
    TwinkieDong Posts: 1,564 Member
    Yikes... not much use for grammar. We'd be quickly MPDivorced!

    :brokenheart:

    Ha, maybe its better this way? Then again every day is a learning opportunity.
  • maggie16sweetxoxo
    maggie16sweetxoxo Posts: 314 Member
    You need an MFP wife and an MFP mistress. And illigitimate MFP children.

    this!!

    Ill be the *kitten* child.
  • TwinkieDong
    TwinkieDong Posts: 1,564 Member
    Do you own a corvette?

    nope Saturn Ion. lol

    u know what they say about men with trucks or corvettes? lol



    they pass dudes in a saturn ion. quickly

    Well played

    that was pretty good, but....trucks don't pass Saturn Ions except off-roading.
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  • cmay89
    cmay89 Posts: 337 Member
    intriguing concept
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    can we have cyber sex too?

    Only if you're loose with the nudes.
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