I need a MFP wife

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  • MsJulielicious
    MsJulielicious Posts: 708 Member
    And I need a victim. We should get along swimmingly
  • _firecracker_
    _firecracker_ Posts: 185 Member
    I have decided that I want an MFP wife(s) too.

    I see you're cheating on me again....

    Baby...I'm just trying to bring in some fun is all.

    You said that about the zucchini and gerbils too. Look how that turned out!
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  • Liss_Bee
    Liss_Bee Posts: 187 Member
    Oh good lord.... looky what you started now. =S
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    And I need a victim. We should get along swimmingly

    Oh so we are over then?!
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    I have decided that I want an MFP wife(s) too.

    I see you're cheating on me again....

    Baby...I'm just trying to bring in some fun is all.

    You said that about the zucchini and gerbils too. Look how that turned out!

    The lettuce lured it out eventually!!! Sorry about the zucchini...I just hope it doesn't sprout. =/
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    can we have cyber sex too?

    Only if you're loose with the nudes.

    LMAO
    ...my man would kill me......

    I won't tell him. :wink:
  • SweetTrouble_
    SweetTrouble_ Posts: 933 Member
    What would I get out of it?

    Oh....well what you want? lol
    You've got to entice me with something, I'm losing interest here.
  • CookNLift
    CookNLift Posts: 3,660 Member
    im loosing interest too.
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    Me three. 20 minutes of my life and not a single nude in my inbox. What a waste.
  • _Krys10_
    _Krys10_ Posts: 1,234 Member
    Me three. 20 minutes of my life and not a single nude in my inbox. What a waste.


    Sorry I'm not that quick
  • SweetTrouble_
    SweetTrouble_ Posts: 933 Member
    Me three. 20 minutes of my life and not a single nude in my inbox. What a waste.
    Fine I'll send one
  • MsJulielicious
    MsJulielicious Posts: 708 Member
    And I need a victim. We should get along swimmingly

    Oh so we are over then?!

    Don't be like that baby
  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
    i have a wife....

    she's fan-*kitten*-tastic...

    rocked my world....

    no i don't share.
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  • WeepingAngel81
    WeepingAngel81 Posts: 2,232 Member
    I've already been married once....not looking for a husband. How about a hot fling? No nagging and yet ready when needed.
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    can we have cyber sex too?

    Only if you're loose with the nudes.

    LMAO
    ...my man would kill me......

    I won't tell him. :wink:

    the only nudes I have are in his phone! video too!
    perhaps you should text him and ask to have a peeky?

    I'll need his number.
  • TwinkieDong
    TwinkieDong Posts: 1,564 Member
    What is your MFP yearly take home earnings, what is your MFP credit score, do you believe on giving presents during MFP anniversaries, are you capable of long sessions of MFP oral sessions, and do you have any MFP baggage?

    Dont you know??! We are all 10's online! Perfection in every imaginable way. The grass is ALWAYS greener on the other side.
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    Me three. 20 minutes of my life and not a single nude in my inbox. What a waste.
    Fine I'll send one

    *waiting*
  • _firecracker_
    _firecracker_ Posts: 185 Member
    I have decided that I want an MFP wife(s) too.

    I see you're cheating on me again....

    Baby...I'm just trying to bring in some fun is all.

    You said that about the zucchini and gerbils too. Look how that turned out!

    The lettuce lured it out eventually!!! Sorry about the zucchini...I just hope it doesn't sprout. =/

    You mean you haven't had it removed yet!? Well that explains why you've been constipated.
  • TwinkieDong
    TwinkieDong Posts: 1,564 Member
    I prefer her living in FEMA region IV....lol
  • NinjadURbacon
    NinjadURbacon Posts: 395 Member
    I have decided that I want an MFP wife(s) too.

    I see you're cheating on me again....

    Baby...I'm just trying to bring in some fun is all.

    You said that about the zucchini and gerbils too. Look how that turned out!

    wait I thought I laid claim to you, now i find out there are others......

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  • smesche
    smesche Posts: 234 Member
    In for illegitimacy and internet polygamy! :flowerforyou:
  • SwitzEngine
    SwitzEngine Posts: 3,418 Member
    I am in need as well
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    I have decided that I want an MFP wife(s) too.

    I see you're cheating on me again....

    Baby...I'm just trying to bring in some fun is all.

    You said that about the zucchini and gerbils too. Look how that turned out!

    wait I thought I laid claim to you, now i find out there are others......

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  • TwinkieDong
    TwinkieDong Posts: 1,564 Member
    4 pages and no PMs with offerings :( I am quite heart broken now.
  • _firecracker_
    _firecracker_ Posts: 185 Member
    I am in need as well

    Why hello there....
  • MsJulielicious
    MsJulielicious Posts: 708 Member
    You said that about the zucchini and gerbils too. Look how that turned out!
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  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    4 pages and no PMs with offerings :( I am quite heart broken now.

    Pfft, I've gotten at least two now.

    I am the winner here.
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    You said that about the zucchini and gerbils too. Look how that turned out!

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