I need a MFP wife

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  • TwinkieDong
    TwinkieDong Posts: 1,564 Member
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    I prefer her living in FEMA region IV....lol
  • NinjadURbacon
    NinjadURbacon Posts: 395 Member
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    I have decided that I want an MFP wife(s) too.

    I see you're cheating on me again....

    Baby...I'm just trying to bring in some fun is all.

    You said that about the zucchini and gerbils too. Look how that turned out!

    wait I thought I laid claim to you, now i find out there are others......

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  • smesche
    smesche Posts: 234 Member
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    In for illegitimacy and internet polygamy! :flowerforyou:
  • SwitzEngine
    SwitzEngine Posts: 3,418 Member
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    I am in need as well
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
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    I have decided that I want an MFP wife(s) too.

    I see you're cheating on me again....

    Baby...I'm just trying to bring in some fun is all.

    You said that about the zucchini and gerbils too. Look how that turned out!

    wait I thought I laid claim to you, now i find out there are others......

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  • TwinkieDong
    TwinkieDong Posts: 1,564 Member
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    4 pages and no PMs with offerings :( I am quite heart broken now.
  • _firecracker_
    _firecracker_ Posts: 185 Member
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    I am in need as well

    Why hello there....
  • MsJulielicious
    MsJulielicious Posts: 708 Member
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    You said that about the zucchini and gerbils too. Look how that turned out!
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  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
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    4 pages and no PMs with offerings :( I am quite heart broken now.

    Pfft, I've gotten at least two now.

    I am the winner here.
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
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    You said that about the zucchini and gerbils too. Look how that turned out!

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  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
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    I volunteer...so I just ***** and nag at you and complain about how lazy you are? is that how this works?

    HA!! Yes that seems about right!!

    So the complaining made me think about a video I watched that was funny the other day. Can think of the name however it was two women talking about their dates. The one complains because he was so fast, the other saying the guy spent the entire night with her and how she loved it. Then it went to the guys the guy was bragging about how he got in there did the deed and bailed. The other guy was complaining because he stayed with her all night. Though he talked about the reasons like his power was cut off, etc.

    Haha I saw that on Facebook. It was hilarious!
  • NinjadURbacon
    NinjadURbacon Posts: 395 Member
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    I have decided that I want an MFP wife(s) too.

    I see you're cheating on me again....

    Baby...I'm just trying to bring in some fun is all.

    You said that about the zucchini and gerbils too. Look how that turned out!

    wait I thought I laid claim to you, now i find out there are others......

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    ICanFlyAndMyBodyIsABoat.png

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  • TheSlorax
    TheSlorax Posts: 2,401 Member
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    I don't get how this works. if there are no tax benefits why would you want any type of wife? why buy the cow if you can get the milk for free?
  • itsjustdawn
    itsjustdawn Posts: 1,073 Member
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    Hell, I need a real life husband.

    Trust me, you do not.

    Best response
  • Tessyloowhoo
    Tessyloowhoo Posts: 504
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    I could be someone's MFP special needs kid...
  • ILoveTheBrowns
    ILoveTheBrowns Posts: 661 Member
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    im currently accepting applications for mfp girlfriend...fire your resume to inbox and i will review thanks.......

    sincerely,
    hr dept ...ilovethebrowns inc.
  • sugarstrawberries
    sugarstrawberries Posts: 140 Member
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    What is your MFP yearly take home earnings, what is your MFP credit score, do you believe on giving presents during MFP anniversaries, are you capable of long sessions of MFP oral sessions, and do you have any MFP baggage?

    Haha perfect list of questions!
  • PeanutButterLuver
    PeanutButterLuver Posts: 910
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    Do you any particular female in mind?
  • smesche
    smesche Posts: 234 Member
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    I could be someone's MFP special needs kid...

    Do I need a MFP husband before I can have a MFP kid? Ohh wait.. you can be the Illegitimate child!
  • TwinkieDong
    TwinkieDong Posts: 1,564 Member
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    Do you any particular female in mind?

    One could say that...

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