I need a MFP wife
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Do you any particular female in mind?
One could say that...
he means me. don't lie.
I have decided to take the OP under my wing. What are your intentions with him? Hmm? How will you support him? How many kids do you want?0 -
Do you any particular female in mind?
One could say that...
he means me. don't lie.
I have decided to take the OP under my wing. What are your intentions with him? Hmm? How will you support him? How many kids do you want?
Q: What are your intentions with him?
A: It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
Q: Hmm?
A: ?mmh
Q: How will you support him?
A: Welfare
Q: How many kids do you want?
A: As many as possible, I wanna beat the duggertons0 -
I have too many MFP boyfriends. They are making my real life boyfriends jealous. And my actual husband down right furious.0
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I accept your answers. You have a plan. Not a good plan, but at least it is a plan.
You are now husband and husband with glasses.0 -
Do you any particular female in mind?
One could say that...
he means me. don't lie.
I have decided to take the OP under my wing. What are your intentions with him? Hmm? How will you support him? How many kids do you want?
Q: What are your intentions with him?
A: It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
Q: Hmm?
A: ?mmh
Q: How will you support him?
A: Welfare
Q: How many kids do you want?
A: As many as possible, I wanna beat the duggertons
Why are you here?? Are you cheating on me??0 -
Q: What are your intentions with him?
A: It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
Q: Hmm?
A: ?mmh
Q: How will you support him?
A: Welfare
Q: How many kids do you want?
A: As many as possible, I wanna beat the duggertons
:laugh: :laugh:
I think this has to be my favorite post ever. Duggertons? LOL0 -
I've already been married once....not looking for a husband. How about a hot fling? No nagging and yet ready when needed.
You ma'am, are definitely on to something. lol0 -
I've already been married once....not looking for a husband. How about a hot fling? No nagging and yet ready when needed.
You ma'am, are definitely on to something. lol
what is she onto? A fling? Well I could do that!0 -
I've already been married once....not looking for a husband. How about a hot fling? No nagging and yet ready when needed.0
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I've already been married once....not looking for a husband. How about a hot fling? No nagging and yet ready when needed.
You ma'am, are definitely on to something. lol
what is she onto? A fling? Well I could do that!
Yeah, I prefer no strings attached. Get it on, then get gone if you're good enough, let's have seconds...then thirds....0 -
I will send you virtual meals to make sure that you are eating healthy. There... how's that?0
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4 pages and no PMs with offerings I am quite heart broken now.
Pfft, I've gotten at least two now.
I am the winner here.0 -
Anyone want an illegitimate MFP child as suggested on the first page?!
Haha0 -
Hell, I need a real life husband.
Trust me, you do not.
QFT, lol0 -
Hell, I need a real life husband.
^^ This is me too. Damn men keep screwing up my dreams. Maybe I should just marry myself (oh wait, I think that's actually been done already...)0 -
Me too! Need a wife that is, men are overrated . ;-)0
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Me too! Need a wife that is, men are overrated . ;-)
You're cute. Hi.0 -
Did you tie the knot yet?0
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I want MFP wife that wants to be motivated and pushed to the limit someone that likes digital flower and smilies. A woman that is dedicated to herself and tells me to stay focused. Apply by nbox0
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I want MFP wife that wants to be motivated and pushed to the limit someone that likes digital flower and smilies. A woman that is dedicated to herself and tells me to stay focused. Apply by nbox
What a Don Juan.0
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