I need a MFP wife

TwinkieDong
TwinkieDong Posts: 1,564 Member
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Seeing all these MFP post about MFP wives and husbands is making me lonely. I need a MFP wifey. lol
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  • cgrout78
    cgrout78 Posts: 1,628 Member
    I volunteer...so I just ***** and nag at you and complain about how lazy you are? is that how this works?
  • maggie16sweetxoxo
    maggie16sweetxoxo Posts: 314 Member
    Hell, I need a real life husband.
  • maggie16sweetxoxo
    maggie16sweetxoxo Posts: 314 Member
    I volunteer...so I just ***** and nag at you and complain about how lazy you are? is that how this works?

    Hahaha that's his real life wife's job!
  • TwinkieDong
    TwinkieDong Posts: 1,564 Member
    I volunteer...so I just ***** and nag at you and complain about how lazy you are? is that how this works?

    HA!! Yes that seems about right!!

    So the complaining made me think about a video I watched that was funny the other day. Can think of the name however it was two women talking about their dates. The one complains because he was so fast, the other saying the guy spent the entire night with her and how she loved it. Then it went to the guys the guy was bragging about how he got in there did the deed and bailed. The other guy was complaining because he stayed with her all night. Though he talked about the reasons like his power was cut off, etc.
  • Sovictorrious
    Sovictorrious Posts: 770 Member
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  • TwinkieDong
    TwinkieDong Posts: 1,564 Member
    Hell, I need a real life husband.

    if you are 22 years old. There is plenty of time to get a husband. Finished college first, start your career, then think about a husband.
  • brillmer
    brillmer Posts: 1,268 Member
    Hell, I need a real life husband.

    You're 22.
    You do not. Lol.
  • cgrout78
    cgrout78 Posts: 1,628 Member
    I volunteer...so I just ***** and nag at you and complain about how lazy you are? is that how this works?

    HA!! Yes that seems about right!!

    So the complaining made me think about a video I watched that was funny the other day. Can think of the name however it was two women talking about their dates. The one complains because he was so fast, the other saying the guy spent the entire night with her and how she loved it. Then it went to the guys the guy was bragging about how he got in there did the deed and bailed. The other guy was complaining because he stayed with her all night. Though he talked about the reasons like his power was cut off, etc.

    ha...sounds about right...so what are the specifications for an MFP wife or husband? I must not be on the boards enough
  • TwinkieDong
    TwinkieDong Posts: 1,564 Member
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    ha it was your posts that made me think of this!
  • Jersey_Devil
    Jersey_Devil Posts: 4,142 Member
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  • TheLuckyMan
    TheLuckyMan Posts: 12
    I am here I would make a lovely wife lol
  • InForBacon
    InForBacon Posts: 1,508 Member
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  • cgrout78
    cgrout78 Posts: 1,628 Member
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    i just want to wear wedding dresses without actually getting married...is that so wrong????
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    What is your MFP yearly take home earnings, what is your MFP credit score, do you believe on giving presents during MFP anniversaries, are you capable of long sessions of MFP oral sessions, and do you have any MFP baggage?
  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
    Hey.
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
    You need an MFP wife and an MFP mistress. And illigitimate MFP children.
  • tammys_changing
    tammys_changing Posts: 657
    Is this MFP husband thing you speak of, similar to a sugar daddy? If so, count me in! :flowerforyou:
  • jess7386
    jess7386 Posts: 477 Member
    What is your MFP yearly take home earnings, what is your MFP credit score, do you believe on giving presents during MFP anniversaries, are you capable of long sessions of MFP oral sessions, and do you have any MFP baggage?

    IN depending on OP's answers....
  • billyboybalbo
    billyboybalbo Posts: 156
    il take a wife if ones going spare
  • gabbygirl78
    gabbygirl78 Posts: 936 Member
    :flowerforyou: :laugh:
  • Mia_RagazzaTosta
    Mia_RagazzaTosta Posts: 4,885 Member
    Hell, I need a real life husband.

    Trust me, you do not.
  • Sovictorrious
    Sovictorrious Posts: 770 Member
    What is your MFP yearly take home earnings, what is your MFP credit score, do you believe on giving presents during MFP anniversaries, are you capable of long sessions of MFP oral sessions, and do you have any MFP baggage?
    I love you
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    Seeing all these MFP post about MFP wives and husbands is making me lonely. I need a MFP wifey. lol

    All what posts? :huh:

    This is the first I've seen.
  • TwinkieDong
    TwinkieDong Posts: 1,564 Member
    You need an MFP wife and an MFP mistress. And illigitimate MFP children.

    this!!
  • zombilishious
    zombilishious Posts: 1,250 Member
    MFP mistresses and roman slaves are much more exciting. I'm not cooking for any man's dietary needs...
  • _firecracker_
    _firecracker_ Posts: 185 Member
    Do you own a corvette?
  • TwinkieDong
    TwinkieDong Posts: 1,564 Member
    Seeing all these MFP post about MFP wives and husbands is making me lonely. I need a MFP wifey. lol

    All what posts? :huh:

    This is the first I've seen.

    ok feeds....sorry....
  • Diary_Queen
    Diary_Queen Posts: 1,314 Member
    Topic: I need aN MFP wife.... when reading the abbreviated anacronym for MyFitnesspal, one generally states it as "em-eff-pee" and therefore the 'an' rule with a vowel sound would apply with the APA style. The general rule for indefinite articles is to use a before consonants and an before vowels. The trick here is to use your ears (how the acronym is pronounced), not your eyes (how it's spelled).

    I've started nagging.... do I win?
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    Seeing all these MFP post about MFP wives and husbands is making me lonely. I need a MFP wifey. lol

    All what posts? :huh:

    This is the first I've seen.

    Sometimes the voices are especially loud and unified.
  • dutchieee0212
    dutchieee0212 Posts: 94
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    i just want to wear wedding dresses without actually getting married...is that so wrong????
    [/quote]

    Walk in wedding fashion shows :) gets you to try on lots of dresses, show yourself off to people, have people take lots of pictures of you, without all the trouble of a mariage! It's awesome!!!

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