I need a MFP wife
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TwinkieDong
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Seeing all these MFP post about MFP wives and husbands is making me lonely. I need a MFP wifey. lol
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I volunteer...so I just ***** and nag at you and complain about how lazy you are? is that how this works?0
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Hell, I need a real life husband.0
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I volunteer...so I just ***** and nag at you and complain about how lazy you are? is that how this works?
Hahaha that's his real life wife's job!0 -
I volunteer...so I just ***** and nag at you and complain about how lazy you are? is that how this works?
HA!! Yes that seems about right!!
So the complaining made me think about a video I watched that was funny the other day. Can think of the name however it was two women talking about their dates. The one complains because he was so fast, the other saying the guy spent the entire night with her and how she loved it. Then it went to the guys the guy was bragging about how he got in there did the deed and bailed. The other guy was complaining because he stayed with her all night. Though he talked about the reasons like his power was cut off, etc.0 -
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Hell, I need a real life husband.
if you are 22 years old. There is plenty of time to get a husband. Finished college first, start your career, then think about a husband.0 -
Hell, I need a real life husband.
You're 22.
You do not. Lol.0 -
I volunteer...so I just ***** and nag at you and complain about how lazy you are? is that how this works?
HA!! Yes that seems about right!!
So the complaining made me think about a video I watched that was funny the other day. Can think of the name however it was two women talking about their dates. The one complains because he was so fast, the other saying the guy spent the entire night with her and how she loved it. Then it went to the guys the guy was bragging about how he got in there did the deed and bailed. The other guy was complaining because he stayed with her all night. Though he talked about the reasons like his power was cut off, etc.
ha...sounds about right...so what are the specifications for an MFP wife or husband? I must not be on the boards enough0 -
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ha it was your posts that made me think of this!0 -
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I am here I would make a lovely wife lol0
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i just want to wear wedding dresses without actually getting married...is that so wrong????0 -
What is your MFP yearly take home earnings, what is your MFP credit score, do you believe on giving presents during MFP anniversaries, are you capable of long sessions of MFP oral sessions, and do you have any MFP baggage?0
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Hey.0
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You need an MFP wife and an MFP mistress. And illigitimate MFP children.0
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Is this MFP husband thing you speak of, similar to a sugar daddy? If so, count me in! :flowerforyou:0
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What is your MFP yearly take home earnings, what is your MFP credit score, do you believe on giving presents during MFP anniversaries, are you capable of long sessions of MFP oral sessions, and do you have any MFP baggage?
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il take a wife if ones going spare0
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:flowerforyou: :laugh:0
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