I need a MFP wife
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I volunteer...so I just ***** and nag at you and complain about how lazy you are? is that how this works?
HA!! Yes that seems about right!!
So the complaining made me think about a video I watched that was funny the other day. Can think of the name however it was two women talking about their dates. The one complains because he was so fast, the other saying the guy spent the entire night with her and how she loved it. Then it went to the guys the guy was bragging about how he got in there did the deed and bailed. The other guy was complaining because he stayed with her all night. Though he talked about the reasons like his power was cut off, etc.
Haha I saw that on Facebook. It was hilarious!0 -
I have decided that I want an MFP wife(s) too.
I see you're cheating on me again....
Baby...I'm just trying to bring in some fun is all.
You said that about the zucchini and gerbils too. Look how that turned out!
wait I thought I laid claim to you, now i find out there are others......
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I don't get how this works. if there are no tax benefits why would you want any type of wife? why buy the cow if you can get the milk for free?0
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Hell, I need a real life husband.
Trust me, you do not.
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I could be someone's MFP special needs kid...0
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im currently accepting applications for mfp girlfriend...fire your resume to inbox and i will review thanks.......
sincerely,
hr dept ...ilovethebrowns inc.0 -
What is your MFP yearly take home earnings, what is your MFP credit score, do you believe on giving presents during MFP anniversaries, are you capable of long sessions of MFP oral sessions, and do you have any MFP baggage?
Haha perfect list of questions!0 -
Do you any particular female in mind?0
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I could be someone's MFP special needs kid...
Do I need a MFP husband before I can have a MFP kid? Ohh wait.. you can be the Illegitimate child!0 -
Do you any particular female in mind?
One could say that...0 -
Do you any particular female in mind?
One could say that...
That is a no.0 -
Do you any particular female in mind?
One could say that...
he means me. don't lie.0 -
Why don't you ask her?0
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Do you any particular female in mind?
One could say that...
he means me. don't lie.
I have decided to take the OP under my wing. What are your intentions with him? Hmm? How will you support him? How many kids do you want?0 -
Do you any particular female in mind?
One could say that...
he means me. don't lie.
I have decided to take the OP under my wing. What are your intentions with him? Hmm? How will you support him? How many kids do you want?
Q: What are your intentions with him?
A: It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
Q: Hmm?
A: ?mmh
Q: How will you support him?
A: Welfare
Q: How many kids do you want?
A: As many as possible, I wanna beat the duggertons0 -
I have too many MFP boyfriends. They are making my real life boyfriends jealous. And my actual husband down right furious.0
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I accept your answers. You have a plan. Not a good plan, but at least it is a plan.
You are now husband and husband with glasses.0 -
Do you any particular female in mind?
One could say that...
he means me. don't lie.
I have decided to take the OP under my wing. What are your intentions with him? Hmm? How will you support him? How many kids do you want?
Q: What are your intentions with him?
A: It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
Q: Hmm?
A: ?mmh
Q: How will you support him?
A: Welfare
Q: How many kids do you want?
A: As many as possible, I wanna beat the duggertons
Why are you here?? Are you cheating on me??0 -
Q: What are your intentions with him?
A: It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
Q: Hmm?
A: ?mmh
Q: How will you support him?
A: Welfare
Q: How many kids do you want?
A: As many as possible, I wanna beat the duggertons
:laugh: :laugh:
I think this has to be my favorite post ever. Duggertons? LOL0 -
I've already been married once....not looking for a husband. How about a hot fling? No nagging and yet ready when needed.
You ma'am, are definitely on to something. lol0 -
I've already been married once....not looking for a husband. How about a hot fling? No nagging and yet ready when needed.
You ma'am, are definitely on to something. lol
what is she onto? A fling? Well I could do that!0 -
As a divorcee I approve of this message...and am perfectly accepting of all hot flingsI've already been married once....not looking for a husband. How about a hot fling? No nagging and yet ready when needed.
Especially those who are 'loose with the nudes' as a great man once said. 0 -
I've already been married once....not looking for a husband. How about a hot fling? No nagging and yet ready when needed.
You ma'am, are definitely on to something. lol
what is she onto? A fling? Well I could do that!
Yeah, I prefer no strings attached. Get it on, then get gone
if you're good enough, let's have seconds...then thirds.... 0 -
I will send you virtual meals to make sure that you are eating healthy. There... how's that?0
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Posts in someone else's thread for a wife...gets two. /skillz4 pages and no PMs with offerings
I am quite heart broken now.
Pfft, I've gotten at least two now.
I am the winner here.0 -
Anyone want an illegitimate MFP child as suggested on the first page?!
Haha 0 -
Hell, I need a real life husband.
Trust me, you do not.
QFT, lol0 -
Hell, I need a real life husband.
^^ This is me too. Damn men keep screwing up my dreams. Maybe I should just marry myself (oh wait, I think that's actually been done already...)0 -
Me too! Need a wife that is, men are overrated . ;-)0
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Me too! Need a wife that is, men are overrated . ;-)
You're cute. Hi.0
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