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  • jkowula
    jkowula Posts: 447
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    "Don't worry, the vagina can really stretch". I hate that one.

    I know! Freaking men trying to charm us with their sweet talk. Like I haven't heard that one before. :laugh:

    Good lord, men actually say that to you? Who are these men? YIKES
  • jkowula
    jkowula Posts: 447
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    Red Sox Rule...
  • dbmata
    dbmata Posts: 12,951 Member
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    "you're a guy - weight loss is easy for you" is going to get punched in the head.

    What's your "the next person that says"?

    "Guns are dangerous"
    "You're 8,402,392% more likely to be killed with a gun when you have a gun in the house."

    Those are proof positive that someone's an idiot.

    Another one is all intensive purposes... they're going to get cold cocked.
  • dbmata
    dbmata Posts: 12,951 Member
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    "Don't worry, the vagina can really stretch". I hate that one.

    I've said that before, it's mean spirited.... lol
  • californiabella
    californiabella Posts: 152
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    kobe bryant isn't coming back.
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
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    "Don't worry, the vagina can really stretch". I hate that one.

    I know! Freaking men trying to charm us with their sweet talk. Like I haven't heard that one before. :laugh:

    Good lord, men actually say that to you? Who are these men? YIKES

    Lol, no I was just f*****g around.:)
  • serenalesley
    serenalesley Posts: 58 Member
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    I also hate it when people look skeptically at my plate at a BBQ, "How are you losing so much weight eating THAT!?" staring in horror at my butterscotch brownie. I want to say "I choose this. I had grilled vegetables for lunch and eggs for breakfast and later I'll have salmon and a measured-out portion of couscous for dinner so that I can enjoy this. You will not witness this, as you'll be at Buffalo Wild Wings throwing back wings and beer."

    Also:
    When the question is asked to me, though, it's more like "Are you STILL losing weight?" which sort of implies that I'm doing something that I've taken it too far and am still actively losing like I have an ED or something. I swear to God, I want people to stop saying anything about my weight or the way I look, because I'm sick of it. It was sorta cute and flattering back when I was losing, but now it's just like STFU. I think next time I'll ask in response, "You're not still trying to gain, are you?"

    THESE are amazing responses and I WILL be using them in the near future. :D
  • jkowula
    jkowula Posts: 447
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    "Don't worry, the vagina can really stretch". I hate that one.

    I know! Freaking men trying to charm us with their sweet talk. Like I haven't heard that one before. :laugh:

    Good lord, men actually say that to you? Who are these men? YIKES

    Lol, no I was just f*****g around.:)

    Ok good, now I really hope the dude who said he has said that is f*****g around... if not, i'm embarrassed to be male.
  • OMGeeeHorses
    OMGeeeHorses Posts: 732 Member
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    Calling someone "dude," especially a woman. When someone says that around me, my opinion of their intelligence goes straight down.

    ditto...hate it
  • Valtishia
    Valtishia Posts: 811 Member
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    "Go ahead and splurge, its okay"

    It might not be so annoying if I didn't hear it all the time rather than just once in a while.
  • Curvalicious_Cat
    Curvalicious_Cat Posts: 19
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    "She's about your size, but smaller" :-| !!!
  • californiabella
    californiabella Posts: 152
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    "She's about your size, but smaller" :-| !!!

    hate that one!!!!!!!! grr
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
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    "Don't worry, the vagina can really stretch". I hate that one.

    I know! Freaking men trying to charm us with their sweet talk. Like I haven't heard that one before. :laugh:

    Good lord, men actually say that to you? Who are these men? YIKES

    Lol, no I was just f*****g around.:)

    Ok good, now I really hope the dude who said he has said that is f*****g around... if not, i'm embarrassed to be male.

    :smile:
  • RickNeedzToGetShreaded
    RickNeedzToGetShreaded Posts: 293 Member
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    The word "selfie" should be shot!

    I just hate the word haha.
  • Lemmynade
    Lemmynade Posts: 160 Member
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    "Oh we didn't ask if you wanted to go out to eat/order in because we knew you were eating healthy"

    "This probably isn't in your diet..."

    How about I choose what I will/can, will not/cannot eat? Thanks...
  • Mobilemuscle
    Mobilemuscle Posts: 945 Member
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    "Im going to start going to the gym, as soon as I lose 30lbs."


    wtf? seriously my brain explodes when I hear this
  • heylookitsval
    heylookitsval Posts: 1,141 Member
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    Bring back Urlacher (about the Bears)

    Those idiots!
  • Cindyinpg
    Cindyinpg Posts: 3,902 Member
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    "Oh, you're trying to lose weight/body fat? You should stop eating [specific food]"

    hAD9FE1D2
    This^ for "Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels."
  • Mobilemuscle
    Mobilemuscle Posts: 945 Member
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    Bring back Urlacher (about the Bears)

    Those idiots!
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    I love Bostick

    it should be "get briggs healthy fast!"]

    Im mortified about Monday night
  • heylookitsval
    heylookitsval Posts: 1,141 Member
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    I love Bostick

    it should be "get briggs healthy fast!"]

    Im mortified about Monday night

    Bostic is a rookie with really great potential!

    Our defense is absolute s***, even if we had Cutler and Briggs we can't get it together. There is no reason we should be scoring 30+ points and still losing games.

    It doesn't help that we are 0-6 against the Packqueers since 2011...Here's hoping for a miracle!

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