"No woman should ever lift more than 3lbs"

progressnotperfection84

Someone is failing on their failboat again!

rhondadwyer69

Your first mistake was watching Piers Morgan!

AGREE!!!!

jenilla1

That's hilarious. My step mother recently told me that I shouldn't help the boys lift heavy boxes and things because my uterus could fall out.

... dead freakin serious.

:laugh: Dumb people are everywhere! :laugh:

ETA: I must have an adamantium uterus, because I've been lifting heavy things for years and I'm still fully intact.

Dragonwolf

That's hilarious. My step mother recently told me that I shouldn't help the boys lift heavy boxes and things because my uterus could fall out.

... dead freakin serious.

:noway:

I....but....

*walks away shaking head*

Icoza87

That's hilarious. My step mother recently told me that I shouldn't help the boys lift heavy boxes and things because my uterus could fall out.

... dead freakin serious.

:laugh: Dumb people are everywhere! :laugh:

ETA: I must have an adamantium uterus, because I've been lifting heavy things for years and I'm still fully intact.

I now use this everytime my boyfriend asks me to do something like laundry...

"But... what if my uterus falls out?" :flowerforyou:

Dragonwolf

That's hilarious. My step mother recently told me that I shouldn't help the boys lift heavy boxes and things because my uterus could fall out.

... dead freakin serious.

:laugh: Dumb people are everywhere! :laugh:

ETA: I must have an adamantium uterus, because I've been lifting heavy things for years and I'm still fully intact.

I now use this everytime my boyfriend asks me to do something like laundry...

"But... what if my uterus falls out?" :flowerforyou:

You know, now that I think about it, I know more than a few women who would find their uterus falling out to be a boon...

JoRocka

You know, now that I think about it, I know more than a few women who would find their uterus falling out to be a boon...

do they make colostomy bags for them?

uterousomy bags?

DrMAvDPhD

Can anyone find a single picture of this Tracy Anderson's stomach/body that has been photoshopped to the point she looks plastic?

jacklis

That's hilarious. My step mother recently told me that I shouldn't help the boys lift heavy boxes and things because my uterus could fall out.

... dead freakin serious.

:laugh: Dumb people are everywhere! :laugh:

ETA: I must have an adamantium uterus, because I've been lifting heavy things for years and I'm still fully intact.

I now use this everytime my boyfriend asks me to do something like laundry...

"But... what if my uterus falls out?" :flowerforyou:

no uterus here, so I'm cleared for take off.

smantha32

I watched one of her "workout" videos, (10 seconds of my life ruined). That woman is a *kitten* and has a face like a melted shoe.

I just laughed so hard over this I had a coughing spell. lol

GameOfPounds

"...because it won't get you the body you want and it results in injury". That's what Tracy Anderson just said on Piers Morgan Live...I swear...how can she be so successful in her business and trusted by so many people? :huh:

i better leave my purse at home then...

You can hire someone to carry it for you duh..jks haha

smantha32

OMG! I can't fit into my super-skinny jeans anymore, because I actually have some meat on my legs!!

Seriously...the fashion industry needs to go die in a fire...

QFT

cats847

Personally, I try to stay in the 2.9998 lb range of weight lifting. The whole 3 lbs seems a bit risky.

neandermagnon

Personally, I try to stay in the 2.9998 lb range of weight lifting. The whole 3 lbs seems a bit risky.

you're really pushing the boat out... be careful... that extra 0.0008lb might make the diffference between your uterus remaining inside your body, or not.

ziggiezambi

I think my new cell phone case weighs more than that.... better hire a man to text all my post from here out... also I will will take off my shoes and quit drinking water, water weight. Don't want to strain myself.

mockchoc

She talks about detoxing on her site. That's how smart she is :laugh:

determinedbutlazy

Mind blown.

kelly_e_montana

saving to read later

JHB2011

what the fuuuuuuuuuuck