"No woman should ever lift more than 3lbs"

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  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
    In...

    ...to read (and laugh) later.
  • zephtalah
    zephtalah Posts: 327 Member
    Well, that saves lots of time in my day! No carrying around my twin toddlers (about 54 pounds when holding both), no laundry baskets full of clothes for 9 people, no carrying groceries,no helping the children get their school books down, no vacuuming, etc. Although if I can't lift anything over 3 lbs. I might need my husbands help in putting on my bra in the morning. Oh well, I'm sure he won't mind. :wink:
  • obsidianwings
    obsidianwings Posts: 1,237 Member
    It scares me that she has produced a pregnancy DVD
  • srogers89
    srogers89 Posts: 190 Member
    Well, that saves lots of time in my day! No carrying around my twin toddlers (about 54 pounds when holding both), no laundry baskets full of clothes for 9 people, no carrying groceries,no helping the children get their school books down, no vacuuming, etc. Although if I can't lift anything over 3 lbs. I might need my husbands help in putting on my bra in the morning. Oh well, I'm sure he won't mind. :wink:

    Yep me too..... don't think I can even put away the dishes...that stack of plates is at least 3lbs....can't make the bed, lifting the mattress is a no no...,no vacuuming, no groceries, gee my life just got a hell of a lot easier!
  • VpinkLotus
    VpinkLotus Posts: 849 Member
    That's just cray cray...
  • tehboxingkitteh
    tehboxingkitteh Posts: 1,574 Member
    In...

    ...to read (and laugh) later.
    +1
  • Sabine_Stroehm
    Sabine_Stroehm Posts: 19,263 Member
    Hell, even little ole Pilates probably violates that edict. My *kitten* weighs more than 3LBS.
  • Sabine_Stroehm
    Sabine_Stroehm Posts: 19,263 Member
    I will say that Tracy Anderson is a heavenly blessed beauty. But her awesomeness has a lot more to do with diet, genetics, and the overall care of herself than it does lifting.

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    And good photography, photoshop, makeup artists, lighting and probably a little plastic surgery.
  • dakotababy
    dakotababy Posts: 2,407 Member
    My purse weighs more than that.

    Yes!
  • Papillon22
    Papillon22 Posts: 1,160 Member
    i just watched the clip, and didn't hear her say that.

    She said it in a clip they played as they were going or coming back from commercials.
  • Papillon22
    Papillon22 Posts: 1,160 Member
    I agree with the other commenter that said that her target audience is the Hollywood waif actress type... . How many actresses on Network TV shows out there have an ounce of visible muscle development?

    The only one that comes to mind is Melissa Reeves from Days of our Lives:

    Are there any more?
    I'm thinking of the girl who plays Penny in The Big Bang Theory. She has beautiful arms, I read she's a tennis player.
  • VBnotbitter
    VBnotbitter Posts: 820 Member
    I will say that Tracy Anderson is a heavenly blessed beauty. But her awesomeness has a lot more to do with diet, genetics, and the overall care of herself than it does lifting.

    tracy-anderson-gives-diet-and-exercise-tips-166x300.jpg

    But she does look like a vacuous bint
  • ladymiseryali
    ladymiseryali Posts: 2,555 Member
    I carried home a 16 lb bag of cat food.......I'm boned. :brokenheart:
  • Debbie_Ferr
    Debbie_Ferr Posts: 582 Member
    omg. good to know, 'cause...

    A 2-liter water bottle weighs 4.4 pounds .
    A gallon of water weighs 8.3 pounds.

    what or what is a lady to dooooo
    Next time I'm at the grocery store, I'll have to ask for assistance putting it into my grocery cart.

    thanks for the valuable info Tracy !! xoxoxoxox not.

    http://www.onlineconversion.com/waterweight.htm
  • Daniloveshockey94
    Daniloveshockey94 Posts: 348 Member
    This lady is ****ing stupid & dumb besides she clearly knows nothing about lifting heavy ****!!!!!!!
  • celtbell3
    celtbell3 Posts: 738 Member
    That is an offensive remark. I realize you are qouting T. Anderson - very odd statement for someone to make.
  • Debbie_Ferr
    Debbie_Ferr Posts: 582 Member
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    Well fiddle dee dee, Rhett Butler! I'll just ask one of these men to help carry my groceries then !
  • SIGH
  • reddaddie
    reddaddie Posts: 121 Member
    Shopping for silk dainties Only, anything else would break your 3 lb limit. Oh and Dad carries the baby.
  • DamePiglet
    DamePiglet Posts: 3,730 Member
    I will say that Tracy Anderson is a heavenly blessed beauty. But her awesomeness has a lot more to do with diet, genetics, and the overall care of herself than it does lifting.

    tracy-anderson-gives-diet-and-exercise-tips-166x300.jpg

    But she does look like a vacuous bint

    Huh? :noway:
    How does one identify a 'vacuous bint' by appearance?
  • reddaddie
    reddaddie Posts: 121 Member
    Do you think she makes 6 figures?

    She makes STICK figures
  • tehboxingkitteh
    tehboxingkitteh Posts: 1,574 Member
    From her website
    TRACY TIP: The use of ankle weights during the leg lift sections of your workouts will really make the most of your muscular structure workout. Particularly for the glutecentric clients, ankle weights will help lift and tone your bottom, giving your butt a boost. It's important to remember that if you are not strong enough to complete the total number leg lifts repetitions with perfect form yet, you should not be adding ankle weights. Form is SO key when using ankle weights, so be sure that you are hitting the correct angles as you use them.

    How much do these ankle weights weigh?! Oh, right, no more than 3 lbs. Yup, sounds legit.

    Yep. So for godsake, don't EVER lift your legs when you're wearing big shoes. You will become a MAN.
    I wear steel toes... am I going to become a man?!
  • MizTerry
    MizTerry Posts: 3,763 Member
    I reckon I'll no longer be lifting those five pound bags of sugar anymore. I'll just get some big strong mayun to come hep me.
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
    If this were true, my wife wouldn't be able to give me a...


    (...oh, wait, this thread is in genpop...)


    :huh:


    Halt, Jof!
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    From her website
    TRACY TIP: The use of ankle weights during the leg lift sections of your workouts will really make the most of your muscular structure workout. Particularly for the glutecentric clients, ankle weights will help lift and tone your bottom, giving your butt a boost. It's important to remember that if you are not strong enough to complete the total number leg lifts repetitions with perfect form yet, you should not be adding ankle weights. Form is SO key when using ankle weights, so be sure that you are hitting the correct angles as you use them.

    How much do these ankle weights weigh?! Oh, right, no more than 3 lbs. Yup, sounds legit.

    Yep. So for godsake, don't EVER lift your legs when you're wearing big shoes. You will become a MAN.
    I wear steel toes... am I going to become a man?!

    I wish wearing heavy footwear really did bulk up your legs. I've been trying to bulk my calves for ages now. I managed to get them about a quarter of an inch bigger by eating at a surplus and doing some very heavy lifting. If only I'd known I can bulk them up good and proper by wearing heavier shoes and/or 3lb ankle weights. DOH!
  • JenniBaby85
    JenniBaby85 Posts: 855 Member
    I see. So not only are my workouts pointless and an accident waiting to happen. But I CAN'T LIFT MY KIDS EITHER!?! :sad:

    Man I'd love ot challenge that person to an arm wrestling match :wink:
  • Tiff050709
    Tiff050709 Posts: 497 Member
    My kids "workout" with my 5lb weights that I don't use anymore.
  • Icoza87
    Icoza87 Posts: 111 Member
    That's hilarious. My step mother recently told me that I shouldn't help the boys lift heavy boxes and things because my uterus could fall out.

    ... dead freakin serious.