Just Jealous.
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Wait, do I know you?!? Did we meet at a party in Bar Harbor? Were you ever a pirate?
Damn it. I thought if I got rid of my eye patch you wouldn't recognize me. Stop stalking me. Don't make me get out my mace.0 -
Did you put the tree or your wife on the roof on the ride home?
This and other questions may lead to some truth about this situation. Then again......0 -
Oh sorry, are you getting out your mice?!? I have cheese...from a cave in France with goats and everything......0
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Oh sorry, are you getting out your mice?!? I have cheese...from a cave in France with goats and everything......
I demand you take me there!!!!! Giddyup!0 -
You'd never leave...cheese and wine....done.......we can zip out of Boston....0
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You'd never leave...cheese and wine....done.......we can zip out of Boston....
I think we ambushed, hogtied, loaded, and ran off with this thread. Yup, we did.
Cheese and wine??? Nooooow you're talkin'.0 -
I was thinking the same thing....everybody else is watching the Weather Channel and the Storm of the Century(14th one this year epic, life altering....wait....yep its raining here.)0
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Over thanksgiving weekend, I was out and about christmas tree shopping with my wife and she went over to go look at the tall ones and I was by the short ones and there was an attractive middle-aged woman there looking at trees. We struck up a conversation but even though I was attracted and it was a flirty conversation my wife seemed a little upset when got back.
The woman when she was leaving the aisle said something like "don't be jealous" and my wife shot ME a look. Then she said that the other woman was just jealous of her for having me. Then I told my wife that I thought she was jealous because I was talking to her. My wife told me that I was just jealous of the cougar's ball of yarn or whatever it is they play with and that made me jealous.
Jealous jealous jealous? Jealous. JSF, jealous.
Something similar happened to me once, except she asked me if she intimidated me. I said, "Intimidated? Hell no! I doubt your d!ck is bigger than mine."
That seemed to do the trick.0 -
I was thinking the same thing....everybody else is watching the Weather Channel and the Storm of the Century(14th one this year epic, life altering....wait....yep its raining here.)
Here too. So riveting.0 -
Yes yes yes...like watching paint dry....0
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5, i have 5 on my team!I'm not a jealous person, neither is my husband, but if some *kitten* had the balls to tell me "don't be jealous" she would have had my fist shoved down that big *kitten* mouth of hers! My husband would probably get a video camera out and cheer me on! HA HA - On another note, there is a huge difference between being jealous and wanting some respect. If and only IF my husband chatted up a beautiful woman at home depot and then allowed the skank to tell me something like that, mamma would not be a happy camper and he'd have some explaining to do. SOUNDS like someone was looking for some attention beefcakes, maybe JUST myabe your wife wouldn't "react" if you showed her some respect in that matter, then agan, I'm only go off what you wrote.0 -
I am so lost... I am so jealous of all of you that understand this thread!
uhhhhhhhhhh ur on johnnys team0 -
Troll???
First of all, if a woman ever finished speaking with my husband and then had the audicity to tell me don't be jealous when I showed up, she'll be eating my fist.
hahaha. agreed.
6! 6 onmy team. i can almost do soccer i think?0 -
5, i have 5 on my team!I'm not a jealous person, neither is my husband, but if some *kitten* had the balls to tell me "don't be jealous" she would have had my fist shoved down that big *kitten* mouth of hers! My husband would probably get a video camera out and cheer me on! HA HA - On another note, there is a huge difference between being jealous and wanting some respect. If and only IF my husband chatted up a beautiful woman at home depot and then allowed the skank to tell me something like that, mamma would not be a happy camper and he'd have some explaining to do. SOUNDS like someone was looking for some attention beefcakes, maybe JUST myabe your wife wouldn't "react" if you showed her some respect in that matter, then agan, I'm only go off what you wrote.
Do I have to read each page to find out about the teams? I'm so lazy.0 -
uh oh, it looks like we are starting a new team of which she's the captain. b/c i dont' want a husband puncher on my team. (I don't like domestic violence) and johnny prolly wants no punchers on his. SO yeah, 3rd team one member....go!I would have punched you in the **** if you were my husband...just sayin'. And that's why husband doesn't flirt with other women in front of me (and most likely not behind my back either).0 -
This is the one scenario it is okay...b/c it would only ever happen once...and then never again. Although, maybe your wife flirting with some young guy at the gym would solve the situation. He could always show her proper squatting form.
And like someone else said, that lady would have been eating my fist or been called out as an old skank in the middle of Target (or wherever you were at). I'm not above making a huge scene; I'm not the jealous-type...I just like the drama.
now this is awkward? wants to punch lady too? decisions...decisions...0 -
5, i have 5 on my team!I'm not a jealous person, neither is my husband, but if some *kitten* had the balls to tell me "don't be jealous" she would have had my fist shoved down that big *kitten* mouth of hers! My husband would probably get a video camera out and cheer me on! HA HA - On another note, there is a huge difference between being jealous and wanting some respect. If and only IF my husband chatted up a beautiful woman at home depot and then allowed the skank to tell me something like that, mamma would not be a happy camper and he'd have some explaining to do. SOUNDS like someone was looking for some attention beefcakes, maybe JUST myabe your wife wouldn't "react" if you showed her some respect in that matter, then agan, I'm only go off what you wrote.
Do I have to read each page to find out about the teams? I'm so lazy.
Then you're probably on johnny's team.0 -
Have I wondered into the guy who needs attention thread??Lmfao
OMG, now we need to start a FOURTH TEAM for punchees!0 -
Wait, do I know you?!? Did we meet at a party in Bar Harbor? Were you ever a pirate?
Damn it. I thought if I got rid of my eye patch you wouldn't recognize me. Stop stalking me. Don't make me get out my mace.
My team. 7!0 -
IS this for real? I can't help but wonder what would possess said "cougar" to say that to your wife unless she was trying to piss her off though. lolOver thanksgiving weekend, I was out and about christmas tree shopping with my wife and she went over to go look at the tall ones and I was by the short ones and there was an attractive middle-aged woman there looking at trees. We struck up a conversation but even though I was attracted and it was a flirty conversation my wife seemed a little upset when got back.
The woman when she was leaving the aisle said something like "don't be jealous" and my wife shot ME a look. Then she said that the other woman was just jealous of her for having me. Then I told my wife that I thought she was jealous because I was talking to her. My wife told me that I was just jealous of the cougar's ball of yarn or whatever it is they play with and that made me jealous.
Jealous jealous jealous? Jealous. JSF, jealous.0 -
First of all, if a woman ever finished speaking with my husband and then had the audicity to tell me don't be jealous when I showed up, she'll be eating my fist.
Yeah, that's kind of a passive aggressive thing to do for her to have done!0 -
been called out as an old skank in the middle of Target (or wherever you were at). I'm not above making a huge scene; I'm not the jealous-type...I just like the drama.
I'm on Lisa's team, whatever that is.
Oh, and the dog collar team.0 -
been called out as an old skank in the middle of Target (or wherever you were at). I'm not above making a huge scene; I'm not the jealous-type...I just like the drama.
I'm on Lisa's team, whatever that is.
Oh, and the dog collar team.
Okay so to clarify there are 4 teams I believe
1) johnny's "don't punch" its aggravated assault no fly list team.
2) my punch the cougar team (but not really, just a figure of speech)
3) Lisa's punch everybody for the drama team
4) a leftovers team of people who said something so dumb or mean they are in punchees bin
( I don't get the dog collar team? is that the one with mace? )0 -
been called out as an old skank in the middle of Target (or wherever you were at). I'm not above making a huge scene; I'm not the jealous-type...I just like the drama.
I'm on Lisa's team, whatever that is.
Oh, and the dog collar team.
I'm 110% on the dog collar team too.0 -
been called out as an old skank in the middle of Target (or wherever you were at). I'm not above making a huge scene; I'm not the jealous-type...I just like the drama.
I'm on Lisa's team, whatever that is.
Oh, and the dog collar team.
I'm 110% on the dog collar team too.
Oh you!0 -
been called out as an old skank in the middle of Target (or wherever you were at). I'm not above making a huge scene; I'm not the jealous-type...I just like the drama.
I'm on Lisa's team, whatever that is.
Oh, and the dog collar team.
I'm 110% on the dog collar team too.
Put me down for this one too!0 -
Haha! I bet this didn't even happen! And if it did, why even post it on here unless your just looking for attention and sympathy from the girls. Please!!!0
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Haha! I bet this didn't even happen! And if it did, why even post it on here unless your just looking for attention and sympathy from the girls. Please!!!
You jealous?0 -
I would have punched you in the **** if you were my husband...just sayin'. And that's why husband doesn't flirt with other women in front of me (and most likely not behind my back either).
Well this seems healthy and not insane in the least. :noway:0 -
It is natural to find other people attractive but openly showing attraction and flirting is very disrespectful to your spouse. I would never disrespect my husband like that. And if I did show some other man I was attracted to him and flirted with him all in my husband's face...if this man did have the temerity to then say to my husband 'don't be jealous' it is likely that my husband, an easy-going, laid-back kind of man usually, would knock his teeth down his throat.
Basically you and this woman dogged your wife out and then she had the nerve to go rub it in your wife's face. :noway:
Yep. This.0
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