Just Jealous.

LiftAllThePizzas

Could you guys stop goofing off so we can get down to the serious matter of whether or not wearing a fox head will prevent one from getting jealous and/or swole?

what does the fox say?

Yolk yolk yolk yolk yolk yolk EEEEEEE!!!!

Otterluv

Next time I'm in home depot with someone special.. I'm going to hump some stranger's leg. Preferably male - cuz women are crazy. I think I'll do it over in tools though. Cuz I'm not allergic to Makita Circular Saws. And my "someone special" better not get jealous.

Cuz like seriously... it's only leg humping. It's not like I slept with them in Paint.



OP... what are your thoughts?

Remind me to bring a video camera with me when I take you to Home Depot! Because that sounds hilarious!Haha

FIFY

One_Fur_luck

For instance if your significant other were here right now you could show me what's a few inches below the abs or a foot above. He would probably be really jealous. We must test this... For science!!!

IN

Are you actually thinking of doing this???

What is happening in the world today where people would try to make their spouses jealous on purpose?

One_Fur_luck

Next time I'm in home depot with someone special.. I'm going to hump some stranger's leg. Preferably male - cuz women are crazy. I think I'll do it over in tools though. Cuz I'm not allergic to Makita Circular Saws. And my "someone special" better not get jealous.

Cuz like seriously... it's only leg humping. It's not like I slept with them in Paint.



OP... what are your thoughts?

Remind me to bring a video camera with me when I take you to Home Depot! Because that sounds hilarious!Haha

FIFY

hilarious?
I feel bad for the poor guy.

delicious_cocktail

It's not about trying to make them jealous it's making sure they're not. It's not like what The Lord did to Job nor the last temptation.

MireyGal76

[quote at Next time I'm in home depot with someone special.. I'm going to hump some stranger's leg. Preferably male - cuz women are crazy. I think I'll do it over in tools though. Cuz I'm not allergic to Makita Circular Saws. And my "someone special" better not get jealous.

Cuz like seriously... it's only leg humping. It's not like I slept with them in Paint.



OP... what are your thoughts?

Remind me to NEVER take you to Home Depot! Haha
[/quote]

^^^ this guy?

100000/10 would bang

Yeah.... He's the only one I wanna hump. True story.
at home Depot... In the elevator... In a dressing room....

Oops.. Sorry... Wrong thread.

lisalsd1

I would have punched you in the **** if you were my husband...just sayin'. And that's why husband doesn't flirt with other women in front of me (and most likely not behind my back either).

b3st

Have I wondered into the guy who needs attention thread??Lmfao

Cali_Chica

So beware OP! ;-)

SavageRabidBeast_version2

[quote at Next time I'm in home depot with someone special.. I'm going to hump some stranger's leg. Preferably male - cuz women are crazy. I think I'll do it over in tools though. Cuz I'm not allergic to Makita Circular Saws. And my "someone special" better not get jealous.

Cuz like seriously... it's only leg humping. It's not like I slept with them in Paint.



OP... what are your thoughts?

Remind me to NEVER take you to Home Depot! Haha

^^^ this guy?

100000/10 would bang

Yeah.... He's the only one I wanna hump. True story.
at home Depot... In the elevator... In a dressing room....

Oops.. Sorry... Wrong thread.
[/quote]




^^^This Woman

delicious_cocktail

I would have punched you in the **** if you were my husband...just sayin'. And that's why husband doesn't flirt with other women in front of me (and most likely not behind my back either).

Domestic violence is never the answer.

lisalsd1

This is the one scenario it is okay...b/c it would only ever happen once...and then never again. Although, maybe your wife flirting with some young guy at the gym would solve the situation. He could always show her proper squatting form.

And like someone else said, that lady would have been eating my fist or been called out as an old skank in the middle of Target (or wherever you were at). I'm not above making a huge scene; I'm not the jealous-type...I just like the drama.

LiftAllThePizzas

I would have punched you in the **** if you were my husband...just sayin'. And that's why husband doesn't flirt with other women in front of me (and most likely not behind my back either).

Domestic violence is never the answer.

What did Tommy Lee plead no contest to?

lisalsd1

Alright, Alright...how about instead of **** punching...we go with: "Hey lady, if you can dust the cobwebs off your (let's say) ladybits, you can have him. He's got a small (let's say) penis anyway." I wonder if it will accept the word: penis. Aaaaand...no more flirting with other ladies in front of me.

Cranquistador

This is the one scenario it is okay...b/c it would only ever happen once...and then never again. Although, maybe your wife flirting with some young guy at the gym would solve the situation. He could always show her proper squatting form.

And like someone else said, that lady would have been eating my fist or been called out as an old skank in the middle of Target (or wherever you were at). I'm not above making a huge scene; I'm not the jealous-type...I just like the drama.

righttttttttttttttttt

Just_Scott

I'm really hoping you got a Noble tree; beautiful trees...makes everybody (shhhh) JEALOUS!

Cranquistador

I would have found the whole thing amusing, knowing she could not have him anyway, and he is mine.



Somewhat of a turn on.


mmhmm

man_in_drag

300!!

AmyP619

Hey, jealousyyyyyyyyyyy

epic song. Love!

Just_Scott

Wait, do I know you?!? Did we meet at a party in Bar Harbor? Were you ever a pirate?