Lock Up Yo Husbands!
WeepingAngel81
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I had the craziest conversation with a neighbor lady who must've been hitting the sauce a bit last night...
Little backgroud.Single mom of 2. I don't get out much so I made a profile on an online dating website. I have gone on a few dates and haven't clicked with anyone, but it's only been a month since I created the profile. Anyway, she calls me last night and starts by asking me if I could turn off my Christmas lights becaue they were shining in her bedroom and her husband was trying to sleep.
Let me also paint a pic of my neighbors. They are nice enough, but they are all content with sitting around smoking all day and really doing nothing with their lives. I will say hi if I am outside and I will have a quick conversation, but that's about it.
Well, here I am thinking that the light convo would be the end, but then she asks how my dating life was going. Then she launches into a lecture about how online dating is evil. Um...okie dok. Then she says "And stay away from sleeping with married men. You're too horny and too lonely, and you have no idea what kind of decisions you are making right now." :noway:
Wait...What?
So I reassure her I am not looking for anyone's husband that eventually I would like to find a man of my own. She says "That's good because if you came after my husband we would have issues" Come to find out she told another neighbor that I wanted her husband as well. She told this other neighbor "Well she is single" What the heck is that supposed to me.
This has been your PSA of the day. Apparently I am attracted to shiny objects in the shape of wedding rings becuase I am single and horny :laugh:
Anyone else have bat *kitten* crazy people in their lives?
Little backgroud.Single mom of 2. I don't get out much so I made a profile on an online dating website. I have gone on a few dates and haven't clicked with anyone, but it's only been a month since I created the profile. Anyway, she calls me last night and starts by asking me if I could turn off my Christmas lights becaue they were shining in her bedroom and her husband was trying to sleep.
Let me also paint a pic of my neighbors. They are nice enough, but they are all content with sitting around smoking all day and really doing nothing with their lives. I will say hi if I am outside and I will have a quick conversation, but that's about it.
Well, here I am thinking that the light convo would be the end, but then she asks how my dating life was going. Then she launches into a lecture about how online dating is evil. Um...okie dok. Then she says "And stay away from sleeping with married men. You're too horny and too lonely, and you have no idea what kind of decisions you are making right now." :noway:
Wait...What?
So I reassure her I am not looking for anyone's husband that eventually I would like to find a man of my own. She says "That's good because if you came after my husband we would have issues" Come to find out she told another neighbor that I wanted her husband as well. She told this other neighbor "Well she is single" What the heck is that supposed to me.
This has been your PSA of the day. Apparently I am attracted to shiny objects in the shape of wedding rings becuase I am single and horny :laugh:
Anyone else have bat *kitten* crazy people in their lives?
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Lollll, man, I'd have more lights on that side of the house.0
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YEs a school mom. she's nutso.0
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If you look at her husband and he looks back it means he is cheating.0
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Lollll, man, I'd have more lights on that side of the house.
I think your on to something!0 -
lololololololol0
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If you look at her husband and he looks back it means he is cheating.
specially if they text. and she throws him out of the house. better start texting now. she seems like she'd have lot's of drama days. poor guy.0 -
Lollll, man, I'd have more lights on that side of the house.
Noooo, you do not poke the crazy bear.0 -
If you look at her husband and he looks back it means he is cheating.
specially if they text. and she throws him out of the house. better start texting now. she seems like she'd have lot's of drama days. poor guy.
In order to text I will need to ask him for his number. This means talking to him. If I don't look at him while I talk is it considered cheating?0 -
Just remember, if you place a restraining order, that obviously means you want him LOL.If you look at her husband and he looks back it means he is cheating.
specially if they text. and she throws him out of the house. better start texting now. she seems like she'd have lot's of drama days. poor guy.
In order to text I will need to ask him for his number. This means talking to him. If I don't look at him while I talk is it considered cheating?0 -
OMG......I'm so sorry. I'll talk to my wife about that. Yes, she was on her 4th glass of Vodka/Cranberry. She gets a little crazy but, she's harmless. By the way...she'll be out of town next week if you wanna come over and hang a little while. :smokin:
oh...and one more thing. I really wish you hadn't replaced that blind in the bathroom window. I was enjoying the view
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The last time I had a bat **** crazy person in my life, I divorced her.0
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Why do people assume just because you're single that you want their husbands? This has happened to me before as well. People are crazy. I told them that I didn't want the husband that I had, so I definitely don't want their husband. 0
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OMG......I'm so sorry. I'll talk to my wife about that. Yes, she was on her 4th glass of Vodka/Cranberry. She gets a little crazy but, she's harmless. By the way...she'll be out of town next week if you wanna come over and hang a little while. :smokin:
oh...and one more thing. I really wish you hadn't replaced that blind in the bathroom window. I was enjoying the view
Well since I can't look at you (because that would be cheating) I couldn't tell you enjoyed it. I will take down two tonight and signal you with the above mentioned red lights.0 -
If you look at her husband and he looks back it means he is cheating.
specially if they text. and she throws him out of the house. better start texting now. she seems like she'd have lot's of drama days. poor guy.
In order to text I will need to ask him for his number. This means talking to him. If I don't look at him while I talk is it considered cheating?
pffffffffft amateur you dont' need to talk to him just intercept a cell phone bill. i'm so sure...talk. kids these days.0 -
I keep trying to lock mine away. Oh, you said lock em up. Nevermind.0
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:Why do people assume just because you're single that you want their husbands? This has happened to me before as well. People are crazy. I told them that I didn't want the husband that I had, so I definitely don't want their husband.0 -
Well my husband IS pretty hawt....0
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wantWell my husband IS pretty hawt....0 -
So you admit that it is true?0
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wantWell my husband IS pretty hawt....
AND he cheated on a girl friend once 20 years ago.
Damn. Better call my lawyer.0 -
So you admit that it is true?
Ah...no. I can appreciate a hot man, and you don't stop being good looking just because you're married. I admit I will check out a hot man married or not, but married is a no touch zone.0 -
I keep trying to lock mine away. Oh, you said lock em up. Nevermind.
Broke, we are MFP friends which means he's in danger by association!0 -
OMG that's hilarious!!0
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So you admit that it is true?
Ah...no. I can appreciate a hot man, and you don't stop being good looking just because you're married. I admit I will check out a hot man married or not, but married is a no touch zone.
I meant that you are lonely and horny.
Sheesh, get your mind out of the gutter.
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Anyone else have bat *kitten* crazy people in their lives?
Well, my sister, Noodle.... and her sociopathic husband.... but they aren't 'in' my life anymore.... now, we only communicate through lawyers.
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wantWell my husband IS pretty hawt....
AND he cheated on a girl friend once 20 years ago.
Damn. Better call my lawyer.
don't forget to check his cell phone.0 -
So you admit that it is true?
Ah...no. I can appreciate a hot man, and you don't stop being good looking just because you're married. I admit I will check out a hot man married or not, but married is a no touch zone.
I meant that you are lonely and horny.
Sheesh, get your mind out of the gutter.
Well in that case, yeah! My mind is always in the gutter. It comes with being lonely horny0 -
So you admit that it is true?
Ah...no. I can appreciate a hot man, and you don't stop being good looking just because you're married. I admit I will check out a hot man married or not, but married is a no touch zone.
I meant that you are lonely and horny.
Sheesh, get your mind out of the gutter.
Well in that case, yeah! My mind is always in the gutter. It comes with being lonely horny
Shoot me a PM when you hit lonely, horny, and desperate. 0 -
How YOU doin'So you admit that it is true?
Ah...no. I can appreciate a hot man, and you don't stop being good looking just because you're married. I admit I will check out a hot man married or not, but married is a no touch zone.
I meant that you are lonely and horny.
Sheesh, get your mind out of the gutter.
Well in that case, yeah! My mind is always in the gutter. It comes with being lonely horny
Shoot me a PM when you hit lonely, horny, and desperate.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0
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