Lock Up Yo Husbands!

wheird

So you admit that it is true?

Ah...no. I can appreciate a hot man, and you don't stop being good looking just because you're married. I admit I will check out a hot man married or not, but married is a no touch zone.

I meant that you are lonely and horny.

Sheesh, get your mind out of the gutter.

Well in that case, yeah! My mind is always in the gutter. It comes with being lonely horny

Shoot me a PM when you hit lonely, horny, and desperate.

How YOU doin'


:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Rawr!!!

Timshel_

Apparently I am attracted to shiny objects in the shape of wedding rings because I am single and horny

How yew do'in?:glasses:

QuietBloom

Anyone else have bat *kitten* crazy people in their lives?

Well, my sister, Noodle.... and her sociopathic husband.... but they aren't 'in' my life anymore.... now, we only communicate through lawyers.

:laugh:

With a name like Noodle, who can blame her for settling for a sociopath? :laugh:

WeepingAngel81

So you admit that it is true?

Ah...no. I can appreciate a hot man, and you don't stop being good looking just because you're married. I admit I will check out a hot man married or not, but married is a no touch zone.

I meant that you are lonely and horny.

Sheesh, get your mind out of the gutter.

Well in that case, yeah! My mind is always in the gutter. It comes with being lonely horny

Shoot me a PM when you hit lonely, horny, and desperate.

Well according to my neighbor this is always. boob pics sent to all married MFP men!

wheird

So you admit that it is true?

Ah...no. I can appreciate a hot man, and you don't stop being good looking just because you're married. I admit I will check out a hot man married or not, but married is a no touch zone.

I meant that you are lonely and horny.

Sheesh, get your mind out of the gutter.

Well in that case, yeah! My mind is always in the gutter. It comes with being lonely horny

Shoot me a PM when you hit lonely, horny, and desperate.

Well according to my neighbor this is always. boob pics sent to all married MFP men!

But...but...but...

BusyRaeNOTBusty

So you admit that it is true?

Ah...no. I can appreciate a hot man, and you don't stop being good looking just because you're married. I admit I will check out a hot man married or not, but married is a no touch zone.

I meant that you are lonely and horny.

Sheesh, get your mind out of the gutter.

Well in that case, yeah! My mind is always in the gutter. It comes with being lonely horny

Shoot me a PM when you hit lonely, horny, and desperate.

Well according to my neighbor this is always. boob pics sent to all married MFP men!

But...but...but...

Shhh. Just tell her you ARE married.

Gwen_B

She must not be taking care of home, so she is worried about losing him!! So its not you, its her!!

redheaddee

I would add some Manheim Steamroller to the Christmas display. And some flood lights. And maybe some elves with lots of cleavage.

wheird

So you admit that it is true?

Ah...no. I can appreciate a hot man, and you don't stop being good looking just because you're married. I admit I will check out a hot man married or not, but married is a no touch zone.

I meant that you are lonely and horny.

Sheesh, get your mind out of the gutter.

Well in that case, yeah! My mind is always in the gutter. It comes with being lonely horny

Shoot me a PM when you hit lonely, horny, and desperate.

Well according to my neighbor this is always. boob pics sent to all married MFP men!

But...but...but...

Shhh. Just tell her you ARE married.

Good thinking!!

Just sitting around...married guy here...casually checking my inbox...

WeepingAngel81

So you admit that it is true?

Ah...no. I can appreciate a hot man, and you don't stop being good looking just because you're married. I admit I will check out a hot man married or not, but married is a no touch zone.

I meant that you are lonely and horny.

Sheesh, get your mind out of the gutter.

Well in that case, yeah! My mind is always in the gutter. It comes with being lonely horny

Shoot me a PM when you hit lonely, horny, and desperate.

Well according to my neighbor this is always. boob pics sent to all married MFP men!

But...but...but...

Shhh. Just tell her you ARE married.

Yes! Then we can add gullible to my list of traits.

Single. Horny. Gullible. :laugh:

wheird

So you admit that it is true?

Ah...no. I can appreciate a hot man, and you don't stop being good looking just because you're married. I admit I will check out a hot man married or not, but married is a no touch zone.

I meant that you are lonely and horny.

Sheesh, get your mind out of the gutter.

Well in that case, yeah! My mind is always in the gutter. It comes with being lonely horny

Shoot me a PM when you hit lonely, horny, and desperate.

Well according to my neighbor this is always. boob pics sent to all married MFP men!

But...but...but...

Shhh. Just tell her you ARE married.

Yes! Then we can add gullible to my list of traits.

Single. Horny. Gullible. :laugh:

My dating demographic.

WeepingAngel81

She must not be taking care of home, so she is worried about losing him!! So its not you, its her!!

Maybe lol. She told another one of my neighbors about 3 weeks ago that I wanted that neighbors man as well. This neighbor just rolled her eyes and said "Oh yeah...I'm sure that he's her type" and she laughed it off. What a leap to make!

MyChocolateDiet

So you admit that it is true?

Ah...no. I can appreciate a hot man, and you don't stop being good looking just because you're married. I admit I will check out a hot man married or not, but married is a no touch zone.

I meant that you are lonely and horny.

Sheesh, get your mind out of the gutter.

Well in that case, yeah! My mind is always in the gutter. It comes with being lonely horny

Shoot me a PM when you hit lonely, horny, and desperate.

Well according to my neighbor this is always. boob pics sent to all married MFP men!

But...but...but...

Shhh. Just tell her you ARE married.

Yes! Then we can add gullible to my list of traits.

Single. Horny. Gullible. :laugh:

OHMYGOD the perfect woman! Now if only you didn't speak, get ready for a flood of FR's!

JONZ64

C'mon admit it, a guy who sits and smokes all day....right next door...you KNOW you want him!!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Myhaloslipped

So you admit that it is true?

Ah...no. I can appreciate a hot man, and you don't stop being good looking just because you're married. I admit I will check out a hot man married or not, but married is a no touch zone.

I meant that you are lonely and horny.

Sheesh, get your mind out of the gutter.

Well in that case, yeah! My mind is always in the gutter. It comes with being lonely horny

Shoot me a PM when you hit lonely, horny, and desperate.

Well according to my neighbor this is always. boob pics sent to all married MFP men!

But...but...but...

Shhh. Just tell her you ARE married.

Yes! Then we can add gullible to my list of traits.

Single. Horny. Gullible. :laugh:

Someone should definitely write this as their description on a dating profile. :laugh:

MyChocolateDiet

She must not be taking care of home, so she is worried about losing him!! So its not you, its her!!

Maybe lol. She told another one of my neighbors about 3 weeks ago that I wanted that neighbors man as well. This neighbor just rolled her eyes and said "Oh yeah...I'm sure that he's her type" and she laughed it off. What a leap to make!

This will be the attitude of most women steeped in reality about their husbands. They will be WISHING you take them off their hands, I mean have you seen some husbands. :sick:

WeepingAngel81

So you admit that it is true?

Ah...no. I can appreciate a hot man, and you don't stop being good looking just because you're married. I admit I will check out a hot man married or not, but married is a no touch zone.

I meant that you are lonely and horny.

Sheesh, get your mind out of the gutter.

Well in that case, yeah! My mind is always in the gutter. It comes with being lonely horny

Shoot me a PM when you hit lonely, horny, and desperate.

Well according to my neighbor this is always. boob pics sent to all married MFP men!

But...but...but...

Shhh. Just tell her you ARE married.

Yes! Then we can add gullible to my list of traits.

Single. Horny. Gullible. :laugh:

OHMYGOD the perfect woman! Now if only you didn't speak, get ready for a flood of FR's!

You can't speak when you're gagged

wheird

So you admit that it is true?

Ah...no. I can appreciate a hot man, and you don't stop being good looking just because you're married. I admit I will check out a hot man married or not, but married is a no touch zone.

I meant that you are lonely and horny.

Sheesh, get your mind out of the gutter.

Well in that case, yeah! My mind is always in the gutter. It comes with being lonely horny

Shoot me a PM when you hit lonely, horny, and desperate.

Well according to my neighbor this is always. boob pics sent to all married MFP men!

But...but...but...

Shhh. Just tell her you ARE married.

Yes! Then we can add gullible to my list of traits.

Single. Horny. Gullible. :laugh:

OHMYGOD the perfect woman! Now if only you didn't speak, get ready for a flood of FR's!

You can't speak when you're gagged

You just keep getting better and better.

BusyRaeNOTBusty

So you admit that it is true?

Ah...no. I can appreciate a hot man, and you don't stop being good looking just because you're married. I admit I will check out a hot man married or not, but married is a no touch zone.

I meant that you are lonely and horny.

Sheesh, get your mind out of the gutter.

Well in that case, yeah! My mind is always in the gutter. It comes with being lonely horny

Shoot me a PM when you hit lonely, horny, and desperate.

Well according to my neighbor this is always. boob pics sent to all married MFP men!

But...but...but...

Shhh. Just tell her you ARE married.

Yes! Then we can add gullible to my list of traits.

Single. Horny. Gullible. :laugh:

OHMYGOD the perfect woman! Now if only you didn't speak, get ready for a flood of FR's!

You can't speak when you're gagged

You just keep getting better and better.

How is this gal single? Hell, I'd marry her.

wheird

I'm like 75% sold now.

MyChocolateDiet

So you admit that it is true?

Ah...no. I can appreciate a hot man, and you don't stop being good looking just because you're married. I admit I will check out a hot man married or not, but married is a no touch zone.

I meant that you are lonely and horny.

Sheesh, get your mind out of the gutter.

Well in that case, yeah! My mind is always in the gutter. It comes with being lonely horny

Shoot me a PM when you hit lonely, horny, and desperate.

Well according to my neighbor this is always. boob pics sent to all married MFP men!

But...but...but...

Shhh. Just tell her you ARE married.

Yes! Then we can add gullible to my list of traits.

Single. Horny. Gullible. :laugh:

OHMYGOD the perfect woman! Now if only you didn't speak, get ready for a flood of FR's!

You can't speak when you're gagged

You just keep getting better and better.

She's a dream come true.

vtmoon

My curse in life is that I don't have enough crazy people in my life... this sounds like an awesome neighbor to mess with. You should start having random people send him love letters or packages (download some boudoir pics from the net).

MyChocolateDiet

So you admit that it is true?

Ah...no. I can appreciate a hot man, and you don't stop being good looking just because you're married. I admit I will check out a hot man married or not, but married is a no touch zone.

I meant that you are lonely and horny.

Sheesh, get your mind out of the gutter.

Well in that case, yeah! My mind is always in the gutter. It comes with being lonely horny

Shoot me a PM when you hit lonely, horny, and desperate.

Well according to my neighbor this is always. boob pics sent to all married MFP men!

But...but...but...

Shhh. Just tell her you ARE married.

Yes! Then we can add gullible to my list of traits.

Single. Horny. Gullible. :laugh:

OHMYGOD the perfect woman! Now if only you didn't speak, get ready for a flood of FR's!

You can't speak when you're gagged

You just keep getting better and better.

How is this gal single? Hell, I'd marry her.

By choice is my guess.

WeepingAngel81

So you admit that it is true?

Ah...no. I can appreciate a hot man, and you don't stop being good looking just because you're married. I admit I will check out a hot man married or not, but married is a no touch zone.

I meant that you are lonely and horny.

Sheesh, get your mind out of the gutter.

Well in that case, yeah! My mind is always in the gutter. It comes with being lonely horny

Shoot me a PM when you hit lonely, horny, and desperate.

Well according to my neighbor this is always. boob pics sent to all married MFP men!

But...but...but...

Shhh. Just tell her you ARE married.

Yes! Then we can add gullible to my list of traits.

Single. Horny. Gullible. :laugh:

OHMYGOD the perfect woman! Now if only you didn't speak, get ready for a flood of FR's!

You can't speak when you're gagged

You just keep getting better and better.

How is this gal single? Hell, I'd marry her.

Sadly I just wasn't interested in shiny things when the ring was on MY husband.

MyChocolateDiet

My curse in life is that I don't have enough crazy people in my life... this sounds like an awesome neighbor to mess with. You should start having random people send him love letters or packages (download some boudoir pics from the net).

Not necessary have you creeped OP's profile? All she needs to do is send her pink/mauve top pic as her Holiday cards captioned correctly. I mean hourgl*kitten* for days.

MyChocolateDiet

Hey OP you know how like yer a readhead and pretty much no one else in the world hardly is? You should sign that lady's address up for ginger porn mail addressed to "resident" and see what happens next.

WeepingAngel81

Hey OP you know how like yer a readhead and pretty much no one else in the world hardly is? You should sign that lady's address up for ginger porn mail addressed to "resident" and see what happens next.

She has teenage sons....she'll be washing a lot of socks!

Maybe while she's doing the laundry I will find time to stalk her mail so I can get her husbands phone number?

evviamarshall

OMG......I'm so sorry. I'll talk to my wife about that. Yes, she was on her 4th glass of Vodka/Cranberry. She gets a little crazy but, she's harmless. By the way...she'll be out of town next week if you wanna come over and hang a little while. :smokin:


oh...and one more thing. I really wish you hadn't replaced that blind in the bathroom window. I was enjoying the view

LMAO!

FixIngMe13

Omg I laughed so hard I spit out my drink!!!! Bwahahaaa!!!

wow29

:laugh: