Lock Up Yo Husbands!

Ivey05131980

paulylovesme

this post was too funny I am glad I am happily married

jenifr818

Thanks for the laugh. Though sometimes this stuff isn't so funny. I work in EMS; long, sometimes intense, hours. Mostly male colleagues. (Firefighters, LEOs and Paramedics) I would consider some of these guys "besties." Who better to understand some of the things we deal with? To them, I am just "one of the guys." Unfortunately, to many of the women in their lives, I am the "homewrecker trying to steal their man away." Honestly, I spend enough time with these guys. I surely have NO intention or desire to take them away from their families, but man, how the stories fly! God forbid I join my crewmates for a drink or anything after a shift to "decompress." And now that it's holiday party season, I guess I'm supposed to dress in a potato sack because if I try to look good (for me! Darn it, I've worked hard to get to wear I am! [that PUN was intended. I've worked hard and want to WEAR clothes that show off my hard work. We're not talking stripper clothes here or anything. Basically, just the same kind of clothes these women are wearing to the same parties.]) Geez!
Note: I'm for adding extra lights on that side of your house. :bigsmile:

Hey, cuz you're totally focused on stealing these men away while you're in the middle of trying to save lives, right?? Screw (no pun intended ...) the guy having a heart attack as he's being shot, you got that hot police officer over there :laugh:

WeepingAngel81

Thanks for the laugh. Though sometimes this stuff isn't so funny. I work in EMS; long, sometimes intense, hours. Mostly male colleagues. (Firefighters, LEOs and Paramedics) I would consider some of these guys "besties." Who better to understand some of the things we deal with? To them, I am just "one of the guys." Unfortunately, to many of the women in their lives, I am the "homewrecker trying to steal their man away." Honestly, I spend enough time with these guys. I surely have NO intention or desire to take them away from their families, but man, how the stories fly! God forbid I join my crewmates for a drink or anything after a shift to "decompress." And now that it's holiday party season, I guess I'm supposed to dress in a potato sack because if I try to look good (for me! Darn it, I've worked hard to get to wear I am! [that PUN was intended. I've worked hard and want to WEAR clothes that show off my hard work. We're not talking stripper clothes here or anything. Basically, just the same kind of clothes these women are wearing to the same parties.]) Geez!
Note: I'm for adding extra lights on that side of your house. :bigsmile:

Hey, cuz you're totally focused on stealing these men away while you're in the middle of trying to save lives, right?? Screw (no pun intended ...) the guy having a heart attack as he's being shot, you got that hot police officer over there :laugh:

Hahaha! And I supposed that if you ever need to give mouth to mouth it means you're making a move

Hellbent_Heidi

Why do people assume just because you're single that you want their husbands? This has happened to me before as well. People are crazy. I told them that I didn't want the husband that I had, so I definitely don't want their husband.

My guess, their husbands have cheated before and they will never been able to look at a human again without being accused of cheating. I'd take the divorce over living like that...

BINGO!! Before I was married, some women seemed to think I was after their husbands too. I always figured they were either wildly insecure, or the husbands were known to be cheaters (or both).

EMTFreakGirl

Thanks for the laugh. Though sometimes this stuff isn't so funny. I work in EMS; long, sometimes intense, hours. Mostly male colleagues. (Firefighters, LEOs and Paramedics) I would consider some of these guys "besties." Who better to understand some of the things we deal with? To them, I am just "one of the guys." Unfortunately, to many of the women in their lives, I am the "homewrecker trying to steal their man away." Honestly, I spend enough time with these guys. I surely have NO intention or desire to take them away from their families, but man, how the stories fly! God forbid I join my crewmates for a drink or anything after a shift to "decompress." And now that it's holiday party season, I guess I'm supposed to dress in a potato sack because if I try to look good (for me! Darn it, I've worked hard to get to wear I am! [that PUN was intended. I've worked hard and want to WEAR clothes that show off my hard work. We're not talking stripper clothes here or anything. Basically, just the same kind of clothes these women are wearing to the same parties.]) Geez!
Note: I'm for adding extra lights on that side of your house. :bigsmile:

Hey, cuz you're totally focused on stealing these men away while you're in the middle of trying to save lives, right?? Screw (no pun intended ...) the guy having a heart attack as he's being shot, you got that hot police officer over there :laugh:

I know! Right? Ewwwweee...it would be like sleeping with my brother! UGH!

EMTFreakGirl

Thanks for the laugh. Though sometimes this stuff isn't so funny. I work in EMS; long, sometimes intense, hours. Mostly male colleagues. (Firefighters, LEOs and Paramedics) I would consider some of these guys "besties." Who better to understand some of the things we deal with? To them, I am just "one of the guys." Unfortunately, to many of the women in their lives, I am the "homewrecker trying to steal their man away." Honestly, I spend enough time with these guys. I surely have NO intention or desire to take them away from their families, but man, how the stories fly! God forbid I join my crewmates for a drink or anything after a shift to "decompress." And now that it's holiday party season, I guess I'm supposed to dress in a potato sack because if I try to look good (for me! Darn it, I've worked hard to get to wear I am! [that PUN was intended. I've worked hard and want to WEAR clothes that show off my hard work. We're not talking stripper clothes here or anything. Basically, just the same kind of clothes these women are wearing to the same parties.]) Geez!
Note: I'm for adding extra lights on that side of your house. :bigsmile:

Hey, cuz you're totally focused on stealing these men away while you're in the middle of trying to save lives, right?? Screw (no pun intended ...) the guy having a heart attack as he's being shot, you got that hot police officer over there :laugh:

Hahaha! And I supposed that if you ever need to give mouth to mouth it means you're making a move

:smooched:

fbmandy55

I'd like to add... I don't get why women go after the 'other woman' or alleged other woman when they person they should HAVE the problem with is their husband or boyfriend.

WeepingAngel81

I'd like to add... I don't get why women go after the 'other woman' or alleged other woman when they person they should HAVE the problem with is their husband or boyfriend.

Well not all of us women can be logical. Some of us have to be lonely, horny, and gullible