Lock Up Yo Husbands!

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  • blindcode
    blindcode Posts: 34
    This is so funny!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • wow29
    wow29 Posts: 283 Member
    :laugh:
    Lollll, man, I'd have more lights on that side of the house.

    Noooo, you do not poke the crazy bear.
  • WeepingAngel81
    WeepingAngel81 Posts: 2,232 Member
    C'mon admit it, a guy who sits and smokes all day....right next door...you KNOW you want him!!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Well his bed room window IS directly adjacent to mine. Maybe I should just do a strip tease and see if he'll come to the dark side!
  • Mr_Knight
    Mr_Knight Posts: 9,532 Member
    So I reassure her I am not looking for anyone's husband that eventually I would like to find a man of my own.

    Shoulda said you saw her husband's profile on that dating site....
  • vtmoon
    vtmoon Posts: 3,436 Member
    My curse in life is that I don't have enough crazy people in my life... this sounds like an awesome neighbor to mess with. You should start having random people send him love letters or packages (download some boudoir pics from the net).

    Not necessary have you creeped OP's profile? All she needs to do is send her pink/mauve top pic as her Holiday cards captioned correctly. I mean hourgl*kitten* for days.

    I'm trying to get the Wife more paranoid without getting Weepingangel involved because like she mentioned the wife seems legit crazy.

    But I do agree on that pic :tongue: :laugh: .
  • WeepingAngel81
    WeepingAngel81 Posts: 2,232 Member
    So I reassure her I am not looking for anyone's husband that eventually I would like to find a man of my own.

    Shoulda said you saw her husband's profile on that dating site....

    Aw man! that would've been good. She called me at 11pm and woke me up so I wasn't thinking fast enough.
  • Mr_Knight
    Mr_Knight Posts: 9,532 Member
    Better yet, tell her you moved next door BECAUSE of his profile. And would she be so kind as to leave the curtains/blinds open a little longer at night.

    :laugh:
  • vtmoon
    vtmoon Posts: 3,436 Member
    So I reassure her I am not looking for anyone's husband that eventually I would like to find a man of my own.

    Shoulda said you saw her husband's profile on that dating site....

    Dear god, that would've went nuclear!
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    My curse in life is that I don't have enough crazy people in my life... this sounds like an awesome neighbor to mess with. You should start having random people send him love letters or packages (download some boudoir pics from the net).

    Not necessary have you creeped OP's profile? All she needs to do is send her pink/mauve top pic as her Holiday cards captioned correctly. I mean hourgl*kitten* for days.

    I'm trying to get the Wife more paranoid without getting Weepingangel involved because like she mentioned the wife seems legit crazy.

    But I do agree on that pic :tongue: :laugh: .

    :drinker:
  • Mr_Knight
    Mr_Knight Posts: 9,532 Member
    Maybe I should just do a strip tease and see if he'll come to the dark side!

    Snapchat it to MFP first...you know, for quality control...
  • WeepingAngel81
    WeepingAngel81 Posts: 2,232 Member
    So I reassure her I am not looking for anyone's husband that eventually I would like to find a man of my own.

    Shoulda said you saw her husband's profile on that dating site....

    Dear god, that would've went nuclear!

    Oh man she would've went (even more) white trash on me then!
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    I'm almost hoping that WeepingAngel is crazy enough to taunt the crazy neighbor...and then post all about it.
  • JONZ64
    JONZ64 Posts: 1,280 Member
    C'mon admit it, a guy who sits and smokes all day....right next door...you KNOW you want him!!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Well his bed room window IS directly adjacent to mine. Maybe I should just do a strip tease and see if he'll come to the dark side!
    :laugh: oh don't the poor guy has a loony wife he doesn't. Need blue balls too:sad:
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    I'd tell her not to worry you suck a lot of D and lick a lot of P so youre not interested in that slug she's married to
  • Derf_Smeggle
    Derf_Smeggle Posts: 610 Member
    This reminds me of an ex-girlfriend who regularly accused me of cheating on her, or wanting to cheat on her.... because I talked with the woman at the gas station while paying for gas, got home from work 10 minutes later than usual, and, my personal favorite, said "Thank you" to the 15 year old girl who bagged our groceries. :ohwell: :noway: :grumble:

    Last I heard she was on her 5th husband, and she's the same age as me.
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    So I reassure her I am not looking for anyone's husband that eventually I would like to find a man of my own.

    Shoulda said you saw her husband's profile on that dating site....

    Aw man! that would've been good. She called me at 11pm and woke me up so I wasn't thinking fast enough.

    she called you up at night to tell you this. Wow, someone is really worried I bet she went off on her poor husband for the imagined cheating and crazy acts against nature she already has you two doing in her mind
  • WeepingAngel81
    WeepingAngel81 Posts: 2,232 Member
    This reminds me of an ex-girlfriend who regularly accused me of cheating on her, or wanting to cheat on her.... because I talked with the woman at the gas station while paying for gas, got home from work 10 minutes later than usual, and, my personal favorite, said "Thank you" to the 15 year old girl who bagged our groceries. :ohwell: :noway: :grumble:

    Last I heard she was on her 5th husband, and she's the same age as me.

    Does she live in Lincoln by any chance??
  • rayvynn5374
    rayvynn5374 Posts: 272 Member
    Call me crazy but I think another woman "checking out my man" would be pretty cool! After all I know where he is every night and welp been married 20 years.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    I'm almost hoping that WeepingAngel is crazy enough to taunt the crazy neighbor...and then post all about it.

    I think even if she does nothing we are still in for some interesting threads. Make sure to title them in an easy to find way?
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    I'm almost hoping that WeepingAngel is crazy enough to taunt the crazy neighbor...and then post all about it.

    I think even if she does nothing we are still in for some interesting threads. Make sure to title them in an easy to find way?

    Low cut top while getting the mail drama!!
  • Mr_Knight
    Mr_Knight Posts: 9,532 Member
    I'm almost hoping that WeepingAngel is crazy enough to taunt the crazy neighbor...and then post all about it.

    I think even if she does nothing we are still in for some interesting threads. Make sure to title them in an easy to find way?

    Low cut top while getting the mail drama!!

    In the middle of a Nebraska winter? :laugh: Yep, that would spin up the neighbour in seconds flat.
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    I'm almost hoping that WeepingAngel is crazy enough to taunt the crazy neighbor...and then post all about it.

    I think even if she does nothing we are still in for some interesting threads. Make sure to title them in an easy to find way?

    Low cut top while getting the mail drama!!

    In the middle of a Nebraska winter? :laugh: Yep, that would spin up the neighbour in seconds flat.

    And she'll get requests for pricing on cutting glass!
  • Derf_Smeggle
    Derf_Smeggle Posts: 610 Member
    This reminds me of an ex-girlfriend who regularly accused me of cheating on her, or wanting to cheat on her.... because I talked with the woman at the gas station while paying for gas, got home from work 10 minutes later than usual, and, my personal favorite, said "Thank you" to the 15 year old girl who bagged our groceries. :ohwell: :noway: :grumble:

    Last I heard she was on her 5th husband, and she's the same age as me.

    Does she live in Lincoln by any chance??
    Unfortunately, no. Otherwise there would be a whole bunch of hilarious to add to my knowing her.
  • WeepingAngel81
    WeepingAngel81 Posts: 2,232 Member
    I'm almost hoping that WeepingAngel is crazy enough to taunt the crazy neighbor...and then post all about it.

    I think even if she does nothing we are still in for some interesting threads. Make sure to title them in an easy to find way?

    Low cut top while getting the mail drama!!

    In the middle of a Nebraska winter? :laugh: Yep, that would spin up the neighbour in seconds flat.

    And she'll get requests for pricing on cutting glass!

    OMG! You just read my mind! I was going to say the same thing lol
  • WeepingAngel81
    WeepingAngel81 Posts: 2,232 Member
    I'm almost hoping that WeepingAngel is crazy enough to taunt the crazy neighbor...and then post all about it.

    I think even if she does nothing we are still in for some interesting threads. Make sure to title them in an easy to find way?

    I shall call them the bat *kitten* cray neighbor chronicles. This has been volume 1
  • WeepingAngel81
    WeepingAngel81 Posts: 2,232 Member
    C'mon admit it, a guy who sits and smokes all day....right next door...you KNOW you want him!!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Well his bed room window IS directly adjacent to mine. Maybe I should just do a strip tease and see if he'll come to the dark side!
    :laugh: oh don't the poor guy has a loony wife he doesn't. Need blue balls too:sad:

    You're forgetting that whole shiny object thing. All she needs to do is take it off his finger than BAM he becomes invisible to me!
  • Jewlz280
    Jewlz280 Posts: 547 Member
    Simple. Look her dead in the eye the next time she says anything or even bring it up yourself and say, "I don't want a husband. I want a sugar daddy. So unless your man is secretly rolling in gold coins and has gold bricks holding up his shelves, no worries." And walk away.
  • Daniellelearnstolikesalad
    Daniellelearnstolikesalad Posts: 20 Member
    Apparently I am attracted to shiny objects in the shape of wedding rings because I am single and horny

    How yew do'in?:glasses:

    On an unrelated noted, I'm selling fake wedding rings... ;)
  • WeepingAngel81
    WeepingAngel81 Posts: 2,232 Member
    Apparently I am attracted to shiny objects in the shape of wedding rings because I am single and horny

    How yew do'in?:glasses:

    On an unrelated noted, I'm selling fake wedding rings... ;)

    You're gonna be a millionaire! Good thing I only steal husbands and not money.
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    Apparently I am attracted to shiny objects in the shape of wedding rings because I am single and horny

    How yew do'in?:glasses:

    On an unrelated noted, I'm selling fake wedding rings... ;)

    I will need one to snag the OP.

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