How is it prisoners build muscles on junk no macro watching

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  • DavPul
    DavPul Posts: 61,406 Member
    oh wow. 1.8 lbs lost what a freaking challenge!!

    Hi. If you think you might have a drinking problem, I'd be happy to talk with you and maybe get you pointed in the right direction.

    What if they have a dbag problem?
  • Sarauk2sf
    Sarauk2sf Posts: 28,072 Member
    OP...sorry your thread got hijacked by a drunk derpy derp.

    Based on your goals, eat at a reasonable caloric deficit (and you do not need to log if it stresses you out - just get a good amount of protein). I would also recommend focusing on a good progressive loading lifting routine. Do you have access to a gym?

  • oh wow. 1.8 lbs lost what a freaking challenge!!

    What was that about going to bed before you made more of a fool of yourself?

    As I said, but the alcohol seems to be giving you brain derp....I lost more than that. However, that is pretty irrelevant to someone's knowledge.

    your just sour because you cant do better, just relax girl you'll get there

    Honey...stop, just stop...

    Well, if she ever needs legit advice from you, Sara, that'll be awkward. :laugh:
    Doesn't compute
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    impressed some of you have the patience of ghandi
  • DavPul
    DavPul Posts: 61,406 Member
    The guys I knew that got a little yolked up while in there used their commissary to buy canned food...chicken and tuna. There is also the contraband from the kitchen that the did workers would smuggle out. A lot of these guys that could afford it ate decently. The ones that couldn't would carb up and with their assess off. Bottom line, prison food is high in starch and contains some extras to lower testosterone and try to call down the population so that they aren't so high strung.

    Orly?
  • Whats the smiley face for raspberry face?
  • delicious_cocktail
    delicious_cocktail Posts: 5,797 Member
    oh wow. 1.8 lbs lost what a freaking challenge!!

    Hi. If you think you might have a drinking problem, I'd be happy to talk with you and maybe get you pointed in the right direction.

    What if they have a dbag problem?

    Then I will intentionally point them in the wrong direction while pretending to point them in the correct direction. I will spend months developing the relationship and winning confidence only to eventually give the Palpatine treatment to them, sending them spinning into a deep depression from which they will likely never recover.

    Whoops, tipped my hand.
  • delicious_cocktail
    delicious_cocktail Posts: 5,797 Member
    impressed some of you have the patience of ghandi

    Just trying to get nudez.
  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
    joy why are you trying to post logical things to a drunk person?
  • Snow3y
    Snow3y Posts: 1,412 Member
    Coming from someone who has never been in prison...shut your mouth you have no idea what your talking about!!!! Besides, each prison is different.. so f off

    calm down there lol
  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
    impressed some of you have the patience of ghandi

    Just trying to get nudez.
    incoming
  • impressed some of you have the patience of ghandi

    Just trying to get nudez.

    whats nudez
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    joy why are you trying to post logical things to a drunk person?

    I dunno. *facedesk* :laugh:
  • joy why are you trying to post logical things to a drunk person?

    exactly!!! right!!!
  • delicious_cocktail
    delicious_cocktail Posts: 5,797 Member
    impressed some of you have the patience of ghandi

    Just trying to get nudez.

    whats nudez

    Boudoir photography.

    Now tell your husband to unplug the computer, drag your drunk butt into the kitchen, force feed you water, and then dump you in bed.

    Also you wouldn't be so sh*tcanned off a bottle of champagne if you would EAT SOME FRIGGIN' FOOD.
  • Sreneesa
    Sreneesa Posts: 1,170 Member
    OP...sorry your thread got hijacked by a drunk derpy derp.

    Based on your goals, eat at a reasonable caloric deficit (and you do not need to log if it stresses you out - just get a good amount of protein). I would also recommend focusing on a good progressive loading lifting routine. Do you have access to a gym?

    No it's ok about hijack . I've been guilty! Lol and no hard feelings towards the drunk girl.

    For now doing it at home and have 40lb dumbbells. Will add more weights once I get pass that . Also eventually get barbell as well. Have a treadmill , medicine ball... I never go to gym when I had membership so going to hold off... I like working out at home for now.
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    OP...sorry your thread got hijacked by a drunk derpy derp.

    Based on your goals, eat at a reasonable caloric deficit (and you do not need to log if it stresses you out - just get a good amount of protein). I would also recommend focusing on a good progressive loading lifting routine. Do you have access to a gym?

    No it's ok about hijack . I've been guilty! Lol and no hard feelings towards the drunk girl.

    For now doing it at home and have 40lb dumbbells. Will add more weights once I get pass that . Also eventually get barbell as well. Have a treadmill , medicine ball... I never go to gym when I had membership so going to hold off... I like working out at home for now.

    What type of dumbbells? With plates?
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    impressed some of you have the patience of ghandi

    Just trying to get nudez.

    whats nudez

    Boudoir photography.

    Now tell your husband to unplug the computer, drag your drunk butt into the kitchen, force feed you water, and then dump you in bed.

    Also you wouldn't be so sh*tcanned off a bottle of champagne if you would EAT SOME FRIGGIN' FOOD.

    wasn't force feeding water outlawed by the Geneva convention?

    I support the food idea though
  • impressed some of you have the patience of ghandi

    Just trying to get nudez.

    whats nudez

    Boudoir photography.

    Now tell your husband to unplug the computer, drag your drunk butt into the kitchen, force feed you water, and then dump you in bed.

    Also you wouldn't be so sh*tcanned off a bottle of champagne if you would EAT SOME FRIGGIN' FOOD.

    he's sleepin hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahah no but seriously hes sleeping I cant wake him or he'll be mad he doesn't know what im doing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    impressed some of you have the patience of ghandi

    Just trying to get nudez.

    whats nudez

    Boudoir photography.

    Now tell your husband to unplug the computer, drag your drunk butt into the kitchen, force feed you water, and then dump you in bed.

    Also you wouldn't be so sh*tcanned off a bottle of champagne if you would EAT SOME FRIGGIN' FOOD.

    wasn't force feeding water outlawed by the Geneva convention?

    I support the food idea though

    I thought that was water boarding which in this case I....*cough*
  • impressed some of you have the patience of ghandi

    Just trying to get nudez.

    whats nudez

    Boudoir photography.

    Now tell your husband to unplug the computer, drag your drunk butt into the kitchen, force feed you water, and then dump you in bed.

    Also you wouldn't be so sh*tcanned off a bottle of champagne if you would EAT SOME FRIGGIN' FOOD.

    wasn't force feeding water outlawed by the Geneva convention?

    I support the food idea though

    I ate lots of food today mostly chocolayte
  • Sarauk2sf
    Sarauk2sf Posts: 28,072 Member
    OP...sorry your thread got hijacked by a drunk derpy derp.

    Based on your goals, eat at a reasonable caloric deficit (and you do not need to log if it stresses you out - just get a good amount of protein). I would also recommend focusing on a good progressive loading lifting routine. Do you have access to a gym?

    No it's ok about hijack . I've been guilty! Lol and no hard feelings towards the drunk girl.

    For now doing it at home and have 40lb dumbbells. Will add more weights once I get pass that . Also eventually get barbell as well. Have a treadmill , medicine ball... I never go to gym when I had membership so going to hold off... I like working out at home for now.

    I would suggest looking into a progressive loading resistance training routine.. AllPro is a pretty good one: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=4195843


    You can adapt it for dumbbells as well: http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/902569-barbell-routines-when-you-only-have-dumbbells

    However, not sure if the OP of that thread knows what she is on about as she does not appear to have made much progress :tongue:

    At least this thread has been entertaining!
  • Sreneesa
    Sreneesa Posts: 1,170 Member
    OP...sorry your thread got hijacked by a drunk derpy derp.

    Based on your goals, eat at a reasonable caloric deficit (and you do not need to log if it stresses you out - just get a good amount of protein). I would also recommend focusing on a good progressive loading lifting routine. Do you have access to a gym?

    No it's ok about hijack . I've been guilty! Lol and no hard feelings towards the drunk girl.

    For now doing it at home and have 40lb dumbbells. Will add more weights once I get pass that . Also eventually get barbell as well. Have a treadmill , medicine ball... I never go to gym when I had membership so going to hold off... I like working out at home for now.

    What type of dumbbells? With plates?


    Yes
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    at first I ignored our little drunk friend, but saw she was harmless and mildly entertaining
  • Sreneesa
    Sreneesa Posts: 1,170 Member
    OP...sorry your thread got hijacked by a drunk derpy derp.

    Based on your goals, eat at a reasonable caloric deficit (and you do not need to log if it stresses you out - just get a good amount of protein). I would also recommend focusing on a good progressive loading lifting routine. Do you have access to a gym?

    No it's ok about hijack . I've been guilty! Lol and no hard feelings towards the drunk girl.

    For now doing it at home and have 40lb dumbbells. Will add more weights once I get pass that . Also eventually get barbell as well. Have a treadmill , medicine ball... I never go to gym when I had membership so going to hold off... I like working out at home for now.

    I would suggest looking into a progressive loading resistance training routine.. AllPro is a pretty good one: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=4195843


    You can adapt it for dumbbells as well: http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/902569-barbell-routines-when-you-only-have-dumbbells

    However, not sure if the OP of that thread knows what she is on about as she does not appear to have made much progress :tongue:

    At least this thread has been entertaining!

    Thank you! I will for sure check that out!

    What would I do without you wonderful people!

    Awesome advice and top notch entertainment. What more could I ask for on a Thursday night! ☺️
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    OP...sorry your thread got hijacked by a drunk derpy derp.

    Based on your goals, eat at a reasonable caloric deficit (and you do not need to log if it stresses you out - just get a good amount of protein). I would also recommend focusing on a good progressive loading lifting routine. Do you have access to a gym?

    No it's ok about hijack . I've been guilty! Lol and no hard feelings towards the drunk girl.

    For now doing it at home and have 40lb dumbbells. Will add more weights once I get pass that . Also eventually get barbell as well. Have a treadmill , medicine ball... I never go to gym when I had membership so going to hold off... I like working out at home for now.

    What type of dumbbells? With plates?


    Yes

    Oh nice! Same here. Great way to slowly build a home gym with limited space and budget. If you don't have a bench or Iron Gym bar - you should definitely look into those too. Just to give you more options.

    Check out the link Sara posted about dumbbell exercises. You can also get ideas from bodybuilding.com's exercise database :)
  • Sreneesa
    Sreneesa Posts: 1,170 Member
    OP...sorry your thread got hijacked by a drunk derpy derp.

    Based on your goals, eat at a reasonable caloric deficit (and you do not need to log if it stresses you out - just get a good amount of protein). I would also recommend focusing on a good progressive loading lifting routine. Do you have access to a gym?

    No it's ok about hijack . I've been guilty! Lol and no hard feelings towards the drunk girl.

    For now doing it at home and have 40lb dumbbells. Will add more weights once I get pass that . Also eventually get barbell as well. Have a treadmill , medicine ball... I never go to gym when I had membership so going to hold off... I like working out at home for now.

    What type of dumbbells? With plates?


    Yes

    Oh nice! Same here. Great way to slowly build a home gym with limited space and budget. If you don't have a bench or Iron Gym bar - you should definitely look into those too. Just to give you more options.

    Check out the link Sara posted about dumbbell exercises. You can also get ideas from bodybuilding.com's exercise database :)

    Thank you! I plan on it.

    I'm sorry to those who gave solid advice and I didn't acknowledge... On iPod and its a lot of work reading everything and responding typing with one finger! lol
  • OP...sorry your thread got hijacked by a drunk derpy derp.

    Based on your goals, eat at a reasonable caloric deficit (and you do not need to log if it stresses you out - just get a good amount of protein). I would also recommend focusing on a good progressive loading lifting routine. Do you have access to a gym?

    No it's ok about hijack . I've been guilty! Lol and no hard feelings towards the drunk girl.

    For now doing it at home and have 40lb dumbbells. Will add more weights once I get pass that . Also eventually get barbell as well. Have a treadmill , medicine ball... I never go to gym when I had membership so going to hold off... I like working out at home for now.

    I would suggest looking into a progressive loading resistance training routine.. AllPro is a pretty good one: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=4195843


    You can adapt it for dumbbells as well: http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/902569-barbell-routines-when-you-only-have-dumbbells

    However, not sure if the OP of that thread knows what she is on about as she does not appear to have made much progress :tongue:

    At least this thread has been entertaining!

    TOP NOTCH!!! I WIN!

    Thank you! I will for sure check that out!

    What would I do without you wonderful people!

    Awesome advice and top notch entertainment. What more could I ask for on a Thursday night! ☺️
  • OP...sorry your thread got hijacked by a drunk derpy derp.

    Based on your goals, eat at a reasonable caloric deficit (and you do not need to log if it stresses you out - just get a good amount of protein). I would also recommend focusing on a good progressive loading lifting routine. Do you have access to a gym?

    No it's ok about hijack . I've been guilty! Lol and no hard feelings towards the drunk girl.

    For now doing it at home and have 40lb dumbbells. Will add more weights once I get pass that . Also eventually get barbell as well. Have a treadmill , medicine ball... I never go to gym when I had membership so going to hold off... I like working out at home for now.

    I would suggest looking into a progressive loading resistance training routine.. AllPro is a pretty good one: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=4195843


    You can adapt it for dumbbells as well: http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/902569-barbell-routines-when-you-only-have-dumbbells

    However, not sure if the OP of that thread knows what she is on about as she does not appear to have made much progress :tongue:

    At least this thread has been entertaining!

    Thank you! I will for sure check that out!

    What would I do without you wonderful people!

    Awesome advice and top notch entertainment. What more could I ask for on a Thursday night! ☺️



    TOP NOTCH!!! I WIN!