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  • Posts: 2,295 Member

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    Thank you :)
  • Posts: 34,415 Member

    Don't let him fool you. We met on babycenter and have been besties since.

    ^this...

    ...is a lie.


    Although I may or may not have created an account there once upon a time when my wife was pregnant and I may or may not have a) whiteknighted; and/or b) trolled her in the forums...

    ...but that was a very long time ago.

    "All babies should be weaned no later than 6 months."

    "Any opinion about vax."

    And I loved the 40+ references to DH, DS, DD, or any other too-short-to-figure-out acronym in every post.

  • I don't assume others actions I only go by what I would do. I put out my info and if they do things correctly they will be on my friends list. If they aren't on my friends list then it is a win, win. Weeding out those who like chocolate from those who like vanilla kind of thing.

    "If they do things correctly" ... Seriously!? You say that like being on your friends list should be everyone's goal. Is this how you behave in the real world? Or just the the interwebz?
  • Posts: 22 Member
    Did you quit breathing?


    No?


    Then you didn't quit everything. Liar.

    Boo
  • Posts: 961 Member
    OMG!!! I'm only on page 2, and I'm ROFL!!! Y'all crack me up!!!
  • Posts: 1,624 Member

    That, Mother, gets you a fresh pack - be right back.

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  • Posts: 101 Member
    *in Oprahs voice* And you get a moron! And you get a moron! EVERYONE GETS A MORON!!!!
  • Posts: 34,415 Member

    You obviously have never set foot in the insane asylum that is babycenter.com.

    I don't want to challenge your reading comprehension...

    ...but did you actually read my post? I mean, all of the words in my post?
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    Oh yeah...

    OH god, now I want a cigarette. Share?

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  • ^this...

    ...is a lie.


    Although I may or may not have created an account there once upon a time when my wife was pregnant and I may or may not have a) whiteknighted; and/or b) trolled her in the forums...

    ...but that was a very long time ago.

    "All babies should be weaned no later than 6 months."

    "Any opinion about vax."

    And I loved the 40+ references to DH, DS, DD, or any other too-short-to-figure-out acronym in every post.

    DH=dear husband, DS= dear son, DD= Dear daughter... but somehow I think you already knew that!! I do not miss babycenter at all. But it did get me through my pregnancy!!
  • Posts: 22,281 Member

    ^this...

    ...is a lie.


    Although I may or may not have created an account there once upon a time when my wife was pregnant and I may or may not have a) whiteknighted; and/or b) trolled her in the forums...

    ...but that was a very long time ago.

    "All babies should be weaned no later than 6 months."

    "Any opinion about vax."

    And I loved the 40+ references to DH, DS, DD, or any other too-short-to-figure-out acronym in every post.
    Damn Hot, Deck Suck, bra size? :huh: amirite?
  • Posts: 34,415 Member
    OMG!!! I'm only on page 2, and I'm ROFL!!! Y'all crack me up!!!

    You'd better open all the pages in separate tabs soon...

    ...because this thing is on borrowed time.
  • Posts: 3,902 Member
    I've been reading this thread for my own entertainment value and now I want peanut butter :(
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    DH=dear husband, DS= dear son, DD= Dear daughter... but somehow I think you already knew that!! I do not miss babycenter at all. But it did get me through my pregnancy!!
    Oh my, I would NEVER have gotten those! Mostly b/c I refer to no one in my RL as "dear" anything.
  • Posts: 4,885 Member

    ^this...

    ...is a lie.


    Although I may or may not have created an account there once upon a time when my wife was pregnant and I may or may not have a) whiteknighted; and/or b) trolled her in the forums...

    ...but that was a very long time ago.

    "All babies should be weaned no later than 6 months."

    "Any opinion about vax."

    And I loved the 40+ references to DH, DS, DD, or any other too-short-to-figure-out acronym in every post.

    Evil yet I'm cracking up
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  • Posts: 16,913 Member
    Dear people,

    Calm down. Slow play this. I gotta go to work and want this to still be here for my 15. Be back in 3 hours.

    Don't let me down,
    Achrya
  • Posts: 4,810 Member
    Damn Hot, Deck Suck, bra size? :huh: amirite?

    IDK. I'm BFing a 2-year-old and my brain's gone
  • Posts: 240 Member
    Did you quit breathing?


    No?


    Then you didn't quit everything. Liar.

    that made me lol
  • Posts: 2,654 Member

    You'd better open all the pages in separate tabs soon...

    ...because this thing is on borrowed time.

    Dang it, I was just about to post this. I have been reading your posts WAY too long. Get outta my head. Now I must deactivate for sure.:grumble:
  • Posts: 34,415 Member

    DH=dear husband, DS= dear son, DD= Dear daughter... but somehow I think you already knew that!! I do not miss babycenter at all. But it did get me through my pregnancy!!

    Yeah.

    Honestly, most of what I know from that horrid horrid place is what my wife would read to me when I was home in the evenings...or would call me at work to read to me...or would wake me up to read to me...

    ...but she was pregnant, so what could I do?

    I mean, it wasn't like I could reason with her using logic and stuff.



    That *might* be why I still have an intense dislike of that place. Might be.
  • Posts: 82 Member
    I just...oh, well I....you see it's...I...no I can't, just keep typing. It's better than Netflix and uses less data.
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    I'm only 2 weeks out- gotta go grab one of those disgusting mini-lozenges. Thanks!

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  • Me either!! lol Sometimes the DH could be dumb husband...:laugh:
  • Posts: 34,415 Member
    Oh my, I would NEVER have gotten those! Mostly b/c I refer to no one in my RL as "dear" anything.

    To be clear, I'm pretty sure that 80%+ of the time, they were being sarcastic w/ their "dears".
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    OH god, now I want a cigarette. Share?

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  • Posts: 2,724 Member

    Welcome to MFP, it's National Moron Day. Every day. :flowerforyou:

    Actually, It's Elvis's Birthday. Fried Nanner sandwiches for everyone. Try not to die on the toilet.
  • Posts: 101 Member
    I almost pissed my pants when I saw this!! too funny
  • OP let me be more direct. In your professional opinion as the knower of well, everything...how did you become overweight?


    I stopped all sports after schooling and decided I was going party for the past decade Drink ,do drugs, party like I will never party again. I never did any of those things because I was so involved with school, sports, and piano. So in the past 10 years I have gained 80 lbs. So pretty much mid 20's to now. It was so fun but I can feel my health deteriorate as I continue to abuse these things instead of moderate them. My breathing for one. Now I have to talk myself into why it will be worth the work to get back to where I was pre-party decade. So basically over indulging in food and drink for the past decade and ceasing all exercise. Dancing every night until 2 am at the clubs probably kept me from gaining 160 lbs For the most part the munchies.
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