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  • SweetTrouble_
    SweetTrouble_ Posts: 933 Member
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    Why is it shorts and pants and not shorts and longs?
  • asdowe13
    asdowe13 Posts: 1,951 Member
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    If con is the opposite of pro, then what is the opposite of progress?
    Cheeky I like this one!
  • asdowe13
    asdowe13 Posts: 1,951 Member
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    Mickey's a mouse, Donald's a duck. What is Goofy?

    Goofy is a dog. It took me a long time to figure that one out. I just don't get why he dates a cow. (Clara)

    um.... Pluto's a dog......Goofy's a _____

    Dog as well.

    The real question is why can Goofy (a dog) talk and act humanoid, but pluto (also a dog) talks and acts like a dog?


    So the judge says to Mickey..."Let me get this straight, you're divorcing Minnie because she's crazy?"

    Mickey replies, "No. She's f#cking Goofy!"

    :laugh:

    Goofy is a cow, thats why he dates Clarabell. And why he doesn't act like pluto.

    Goofy is a tall, anthropomorphic dog

    Stolen from here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goofy
  • Julettashane
    Julettashane Posts: 723 Member
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    Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?


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  • Julettashane
    Julettashane Posts: 723 Member
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    Why is it shorts and pants and not shorts and longs?
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  • sewerchick93
    sewerchick93 Posts: 1,440 Member
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    Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

    You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It's just common sense.
  • sloth3toes
    sloth3toes Posts: 2,212 Member
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    Why is it shorts and pants and not shorts and longs?
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    Apparently, English wasn't Jesus' native language.
  • asdowe13
    asdowe13 Posts: 1,951 Member
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    Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

    You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It's just common sense.

    I have no idea what I just read, but I approve!
  • PghPensFan69
    PghPensFan69 Posts: 2,393 Member
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    What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?
  • Autk79
    Autk79 Posts: 285 Member
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    How come when you are driving through a neighborhood looking for an address, you turn the radio down?

    ^^^^ this or Why must everyone look straight or not move or speak when passing a cop
  • FoxBean
    FoxBean Posts: 910 Member
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    Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

    You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It's just common sense.

    I have no idea what I just read, but I approve!

    Thanks, I just spit out my water
  • PghPensFan69
    PghPensFan69 Posts: 2,393 Member
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    How come when you are driving through a neighborhood looking for an address, you turn the radio down?

    ^^^^ this or Why must everyone look straight or not move or speak when passing a cop

    Why is everything bigger in Texas? :love: :bigsmile:
  • EddieHaskell97
    EddieHaskell97 Posts: 2,227 Member
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    Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
    Is it true cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
  • JTick
    JTick Posts: 2,131 Member
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    Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

    You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It's just common sense.

    OMG LMAO. :laugh: :laugh:
  • PghPensFan69
    PghPensFan69 Posts: 2,393 Member
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    Why do you have to 'put your two cents in', but it's only 'a penny for your thoughts'? Where does that extra penny go?
  • PghPensFan69
    PghPensFan69 Posts: 2,393 Member
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    Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the same tune?
  • PghPensFan69
    PghPensFan69 Posts: 2,393 Member
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    Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
  • PghPensFan69
    PghPensFan69 Posts: 2,393 Member
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    If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
  • branflakes1980
    branflakes1980 Posts: 2,516 Member
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    What makes a bunch of coconuts lovely?

    Because there they were all standing in a row. Twee da lee dee! :wink:
  • branflakes1980
    branflakes1980 Posts: 2,516 Member
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    If con is the opposite of pro, then what is the opposite of progress?

    SO MUCH WiN!!! :drinker:

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