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Why is it shorts and pants and not shorts and longs?0
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If con is the opposite of pro, then what is the opposite of progress?0
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Mickey's a mouse, Donald's a duck. What is Goofy?
Goofy is a dog. It took me a long time to figure that one out. I just don't get why he dates a cow. (Clara)
um.... Pluto's a dog......Goofy's a _____
Dog as well.
The real question is why can Goofy (a dog) talk and act humanoid, but pluto (also a dog) talks and acts like a dog?
So the judge says to Mickey..."Let me get this straight, you're divorcing Minnie because she's crazy?"
Mickey replies, "No. She's f#cking Goofy!"
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Goofy is a cow, thats why he dates Clarabell. And why he doesn't act like pluto.
Goofy is a tall, anthropomorphic dog
Stolen from here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goofy0 -
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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Why is it shorts and pants and not shorts and longs?0
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It's just common sense.0 -
Why is it shorts and pants and not shorts and longs?
Apparently, English wasn't Jesus' native language.0 -
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It's just common sense.
I have no idea what I just read, but I approve!0 -
What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?0
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How come when you are driving through a neighborhood looking for an address, you turn the radio down?
^^^^ this or Why must everyone look straight or not move or speak when passing a cop0 -
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It's just common sense.
I have no idea what I just read, but I approve!
Thanks, I just spit out my water0 -
How come when you are driving through a neighborhood looking for an address, you turn the radio down?
^^^^ this or Why must everyone look straight or not move or speak when passing a cop
Why is everything bigger in Texas? :bigsmile:0 -
Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Is it true cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?0 -
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It's just common sense.
OMG LMAO. :laugh: :laugh:0 -
Why do you have to 'put your two cents in', but it's only 'a penny for your thoughts'? Where does that extra penny go?0
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Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the same tune?0
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Why did you just try singing the two songs above?0
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If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?0
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What makes a bunch of coconuts lovely?
Because there they were all standing in a row. Twee da lee dee!0 -
If con is the opposite of pro, then what is the opposite of progress?
SO MUCH WiN!!! :drinker:0
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