Life's Unanswered Questions - Add Yours

PghPensFan69
PghPensFan69 Posts: 2,393 Member
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  • Fiery_Vixen
    Fiery_Vixen Posts: 795 Member
    I know, right???? I asked the same thing!!! I assume to the other wicked witch's place (you know...the one Dorothy brutally murdered with her house)
  • Madame_Goldbricker
    Madame_Goldbricker Posts: 1,625 Member
    I believe it leads to Quadling country - In the Southern sector of Oz.
  • Emi1974
    Emi1974 Posts: 522 Member
    Why oh why does time fly when you have fun?

    but more importantly.... why is time soooo slow when I am at work?
  • MysteriousLdy
    MysteriousLdy Posts: 306 Member
    Why oh why does time fly when you have fun?

    but more importantly.... why is time soooo slow when I am at work?
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  • ashandstuff
    ashandstuff Posts: 442 Member
    Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
  • cklbrown
    cklbrown Posts: 4,696 Member
    Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?


    What? I guess I need a cup of coffee first
  • Solly123
    Solly123 Posts: 162 Member
    Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

    ?? Can you do that again, but in English! Lols... :laugh:
  • PghPensFan69
    PghPensFan69 Posts: 2,393 Member
    Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?


    What? I guess I need a cup of coffee first
    I don't even drink coffee and I need one after that lol

    More like an energy shot
  • asdowe13
    asdowe13 Posts: 1,951 Member
    Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?


    What? I guess I need a cup of coffee first
    I don't even drink coffee and I need one after that lol

    More like an energy shot

    Me no understand!
  • Butrovich
    Butrovich Posts: 410 Member
    Would Pinochio's nose grow after he says, "I just told a lie"
  • summertime_girl
    summertime_girl Posts: 3,945 Member
    Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?


    What? I guess I need a cup of coffee first
    I don't even drink coffee and I need one after that lol

    More like an energy shot

    Me no understand!

    I'm glad I wasn't the only one.
  • Geojerm
    Geojerm Posts: 291 Member
    Mickey's a mouse, Donald's a duck. What is Goofy?
  • Chieflrg
    Chieflrg Posts: 9,097 Member
    Why can't the designated hitter be outlawed and let some of those pitchers step to some chin music?
  • summertime_girl
    summertime_girl Posts: 3,945 Member
    Why can't the designated hitter be outlawed and let some of those pitchers step to some chin music?

    You can't take away my Big Papi. :tongue:
  • Why do we park in a DRIVEway and drive on the PARKway...
  • Satiable
    Satiable Posts: 121
    Why does nobody get that "Which came first, the chicken or the egg" is a creation vs. evolution debate, not a paradox? :explode: :grumble:
  • PghPensFan69
    PghPensFan69 Posts: 2,393 Member
    The picture in my OP disappeared for some reason.

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  • Lisa1971
    Lisa1971 Posts: 3,069 Member
    Mickey's a mouse, Donald's a duck. What is Goofy?

    Goofy is a dog. It took me a long time to figure that one out. I just don't get why he dates a cow. (Clara)
  • Lisa1971
    Lisa1971 Posts: 3,069 Member
    Ok, if a school accepts men and women it's called coed. But why sometimes on the news I'll hear about a coed murdered and it's always a woman. I thought coed meant both men and women?
  • brevislux
    brevislux Posts: 1,093 Member
    Where do our socks go after we wash them? :(
  • PghPensFan69
    PghPensFan69 Posts: 2,393 Member
    How does a shepherd count his flock without falling asleep?
  • PghPensFan69
    PghPensFan69 Posts: 2,393 Member
    Why do the numbers on a phone go one way and the numbers on the calculator go the other?
  • Samenamenewlook
    Samenamenewlook Posts: 296 Member
    Ok, if a school accepts men and women it's called coed. But why sometimes on the news I'll hear about a coed murdered and it's always a woman. I thought coed meant both men and women?

    In for the answer to this one ...
  • Go_Mizzou99
    Go_Mizzou99 Posts: 2,628 Member
    When is Siri going to get speech-to-text right?

    I said could you pick up a six-pack for me - not a sex pack (but that would have been good with the six-pack :wink: ).
  • Lisa1971
    Lisa1971 Posts: 3,069 Member
    Why do the numbers on a phone go one way and the numbers on the calculator go the other?

    Holy crap! I just went and checked. FREAKY!
  • cchew686
    cchew686 Posts: 108
    Why do a-holes get to do whatever they want with no consequences, and all I can do is hope that Karma takes care of it?
  • Lisa1971
    Lisa1971 Posts: 3,069 Member
    When is Siri going to get speech-to-text right?

    I said could you pick up a six-pack for me - not a sex pack (but that would have been good with the six-pack :wink: ).

    :laugh: My kids torment Siri. They tell her she's gross and smells. Sometimes she scolds them and they laugh their butts off!
  • Lisa1971
    Lisa1971 Posts: 3,069 Member
    How come I always seem to apply chapstick before I sift my cats' litter boxes?
    Why can't I apply mascara with my mouth closed?
    Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
  • somefitsomefat
    somefitsomefat Posts: 445 Member
    I've always wondered about the true meaning of the word "mankind." I believe the meaning may lie in the two words within it. "Mank" and "ind," what do these words mean????
  • PghPensFan69
    PghPensFan69 Posts: 2,393 Member
    Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?