Life's Unanswered Questions - Add Yours

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  • headofphat
    headofphat Posts: 1,597 Member
    Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

    WTF?
  • I_love_to_ride
    I_love_to_ride Posts: 561
    Why did the chicken cross the road?
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
    Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

    WTF?


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  • cklbrown
    cklbrown Posts: 4,696 Member
    Why are they called hamburgers not beef burgers?
  • sloth3toes
    sloth3toes Posts: 2,212 Member
    What does, "I'm done," really mean. Everyone says it on TV, but then, they're not done.

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  • FoxBean
    FoxBean Posts: 910 Member
    Where do all the missing socks go?
  • FoxBean
    FoxBean Posts: 910 Member
    What am I?
  • DainaLC
    DainaLC Posts: 18,937 Member
    Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They are gonna see you without your clothes on anyway.
  • crazymama2both
    crazymama2both Posts: 195 Member
    Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

    THIS
    :laugh:
  • madhatter2013
    madhatter2013 Posts: 1,547 Member
    Why do banks charge a fee on “insufficient funds” when they know there is not enough money?
  • PghPensFan69
    PghPensFan69 Posts: 2,393 Member
    What am I?

    Half fox half bean?
  • madhatter2013
    madhatter2013 Posts: 1,547 Member
    Why doesn’t glue stick to the bottle?
  • madhatter2013
    madhatter2013 Posts: 1,547 Member
    Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?
  • PghPensFan69
    PghPensFan69 Posts: 2,393 Member
    Can I yell MOVIE in a crowded firehouse?
  • madhatter2013
    madhatter2013 Posts: 1,547 Member
    Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
  • madhatter2013
    madhatter2013 Posts: 1,547 Member
    Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
  • madhatter2013
    madhatter2013 Posts: 1,547 Member
    How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
  • iggyboo93
    iggyboo93 Posts: 524 Member
    Why do the pens at the bank never work? Is it because they are tied down and lose the will to write?

    Why is it that one encounters every single red light when they are running late for an appointment?
  • PghPensFan69
    PghPensFan69 Posts: 2,393 Member
    How come when you are driving through a neighborhood looking for an address, you turn the radio down?
  • FoxBean
    FoxBean Posts: 910 Member
    Why do banks charge a fee on “insufficient funds” when they know there is not enough money?

    To screw you with extended overdraft fees and get more money from the fee's duh:wink:
  • PghPensFan69
    PghPensFan69 Posts: 2,393 Member
    How come wrong numbers are never busy?
  • madhatter2013
    madhatter2013 Posts: 1,547 Member
    Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
  • PghPensFan69
    PghPensFan69 Posts: 2,393 Member
    How do 'Do Not Walk On Grass' signs get there?
  • Shuuma
    Shuuma Posts: 465 Member
    If the No. 2 pencil is so popular, why is it still number 2?


    How do you throw away a trash can?
  • madhatter2013
    madhatter2013 Posts: 1,547 Member
    Last one form me:

    Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
  • FoxBean
    FoxBean Posts: 910 Member
    How come when you are driving through a neighborhood looking for an address, you turn the radio down?

    Dear reader,

    Because you are not concentrating fully on the road so instinctively you turn the radio down so you can use your other senses better

    Sincerely, Bean
  • FoxBean
    FoxBean Posts: 910 Member
    These are cracking me up.
  • bigbarnold
    bigbarnold Posts: 2,554 Member
    Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?
  • NinstonBiller
    NinstonBiller Posts: 69 Member
    This one is exclusive to the ladies; i ask my girlfriend this all the time.

    Does opening your mouth REEEAALLY help you when putting on your mascara in the mirror?
  • angf0679
    angf0679 Posts: 1,120 Member
    What do you park in a driveway and drive through a parkway?

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