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  • PghPensFan69
    PghPensFan69 Posts: 2,393 Member
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    How does a shepherd count his flock without falling asleep?
  • PghPensFan69
    PghPensFan69 Posts: 2,393 Member
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    Why do the numbers on a phone go one way and the numbers on the calculator go the other?
  • Samenamenewlook
    Samenamenewlook Posts: 296 Member
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    Ok, if a school accepts men and women it's called coed. But why sometimes on the news I'll hear about a coed murdered and it's always a woman. I thought coed meant both men and women?

    In for the answer to this one ...
  • Go_Mizzou99
    Go_Mizzou99 Posts: 2,628 Member
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    When is Siri going to get speech-to-text right?

    I said could you pick up a six-pack for me - not a sex pack (but that would have been good with the six-pack :wink: ).
  • Lisa1971
    Lisa1971 Posts: 3,069 Member
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    Why do the numbers on a phone go one way and the numbers on the calculator go the other?

    Holy crap! I just went and checked. FREAKY!
  • cchew686
    cchew686 Posts: 108
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    Why do a-holes get to do whatever they want with no consequences, and all I can do is hope that Karma takes care of it?
  • Lisa1971
    Lisa1971 Posts: 3,069 Member
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    When is Siri going to get speech-to-text right?

    I said could you pick up a six-pack for me - not a sex pack (but that would have been good with the six-pack :wink: ).

    :laugh: My kids torment Siri. They tell her she's gross and smells. Sometimes she scolds them and they laugh their butts off!
  • Lisa1971
    Lisa1971 Posts: 3,069 Member
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    How come I always seem to apply chapstick before I sift my cats' litter boxes?
    Why can't I apply mascara with my mouth closed?
    Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
  • somefitsomefat
    somefitsomefat Posts: 445 Member
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    I've always wondered about the true meaning of the word "mankind." I believe the meaning may lie in the two words within it. "Mank" and "ind," what do these words mean????
  • PghPensFan69
    PghPensFan69 Posts: 2,393 Member
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    Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
  • headofphat
    headofphat Posts: 1,599 Member
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    Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

    WTF?
  • I_love_to_ride
    I_love_to_ride Posts: 561
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    Why did the chicken cross the road?
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
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    Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

    WTF?


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  • cklbrown
    cklbrown Posts: 4,696 Member
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    Why are they called hamburgers not beef burgers?
  • sloth3toes
    sloth3toes Posts: 2,212 Member
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    What does, "I'm done," really mean. Everyone says it on TV, but then, they're not done.

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  • FoxBean
    FoxBean Posts: 910 Member
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    Where do all the missing socks go?
  • FoxBean
    FoxBean Posts: 910 Member
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    What am I?
  • DainaLC
    DainaLC Posts: 18,937 Member
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    Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They are gonna see you without your clothes on anyway.
  • crazymama2both
    crazymama2both Posts: 195 Member
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    Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

    THIS
    :laugh:
  • madhatter2013
    madhatter2013 Posts: 1,547 Member
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    Why do banks charge a fee on “insufficient funds” when they know there is not enough money?

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