Life's Unanswered Questions - Add Yours

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  • FoxBean
    FoxBean Posts: 910 Member
    Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

    You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It's just common sense.

    I have no idea what I just read, but I approve!

    Thanks, I just spit out my water
  • PghPensFan69
    PghPensFan69 Posts: 2,393 Member
    How come when you are driving through a neighborhood looking for an address, you turn the radio down?

    ^^^^ this or Why must everyone look straight or not move or speak when passing a cop

    Why is everything bigger in Texas? :love: :bigsmile:
  • EddieHaskell97
    EddieHaskell97 Posts: 2,227 Member
    Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
    Is it true cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
  • JTick
    JTick Posts: 2,131 Member
    Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

    You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It's just common sense.

    OMG LMAO. :laugh: :laugh:
  • PghPensFan69
    PghPensFan69 Posts: 2,393 Member
    Why do you have to 'put your two cents in', but it's only 'a penny for your thoughts'? Where does that extra penny go?
  • PghPensFan69
    PghPensFan69 Posts: 2,393 Member
    Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the same tune?
  • PghPensFan69
    PghPensFan69 Posts: 2,393 Member
    Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
  • PghPensFan69
    PghPensFan69 Posts: 2,393 Member
    If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
  • branflakes1980
    branflakes1980 Posts: 2,516 Member
    What makes a bunch of coconuts lovely?

    Because there they were all standing in a row. Twee da lee dee! :wink:
  • branflakes1980
    branflakes1980 Posts: 2,516 Member
    If con is the opposite of pro, then what is the opposite of progress?

    SO MUCH WiN!!! :drinker:
  • asdowe13
    asdowe13 Posts: 1,951 Member
    Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the same tune?
    Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

    Well played sir, well played!
  • branflakes1980
    branflakes1980 Posts: 2,516 Member
    Why do you have to 'put your two cents in', but it's only 'a penny for your thoughts'? Where does that extra penny go?

    Taxes!
  • sewerchick93
    sewerchick93 Posts: 1,438 Member
    How many roads must a man walk down, before you can call him a man?
  • Chieflrg
    Chieflrg Posts: 9,097 Member
    Why can't the designated hitter be outlawed and let some of those pitchers step to some chin music?

    You can't take away my Big Papi. :tongue:
    Perhaps Big Papi needs to learn how to pitch...how much would yah love um then?
  • markja
    markja Posts: 270 Member
    Wasps. Why do we have wasps?
  • asdowe13
    asdowe13 Posts: 1,951 Member
    How many roads must a man walk down, before you can call him a man?

    7 I am pretty sure it's 7
  • sewerchick93
    sewerchick93 Posts: 1,438 Member
    How many roads must a man walk down, before you can call him a man?

    7 I am pretty sure it's 7

    did you find that answer blowing in the wind? :smile:
  • silencioesoro
    silencioesoro Posts: 318 Member
    If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    LOVE this, but no, my momma just still washed my mouth out with soap. :P
  • One_Last_Time
    One_Last_Time Posts: 125
    Why is it so easy to gain weight but so hard to lose?
  • One_Last_Time
    One_Last_Time Posts: 125
    Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

    I totally did too! Hahaha
  • Karissa_Clohan
    Karissa_Clohan Posts: 126 Member
    Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

    +1
    Are you a 4chinner? :)
  • sanzza
    sanzza Posts: 60
    Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

    I'm glad I've had a bottle of vino now.. everything makes sense! Just google it ;)
  • WonderWoman_5
    WonderWoman_5 Posts: 101 Member
    Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?


    Why do people drop out of school?
  • SummerRain43
    SummerRain43 Posts: 358
    How does a man who drives a snow plow get to his work in the morning?

    How does Teflon stick to the pan if nothing sticks to Teflon?.....that one can keep me awake for days!!!
  • BillyJan1992
    BillyJan1992 Posts: 171 Member
    what can I do to make sure I am the bf that I want to be and should be to a very deserving woman?
  • JenniCali1000
    JenniCali1000 Posts: 646 Member
    Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They are gonna see you without your clothes on anyway.

    I know, right?! Gotta love the pretense.
  • bigbarnold
    bigbarnold Posts: 2,554 Member
    Women... Maybe they are not for us men to understand because if we did our heads would explode! ( I will never stop trying anyway!) :bigsmile:
  • WonderWoman_5
    WonderWoman_5 Posts: 101 Member
    what can I do to make sure I am the bf that I want to be and should be to a very deserving woman?

    Just do what is right and make her feel like she is the most beautiful girl in the world!
  • LadyK1P1
    LadyK1P1 Posts: 69
    Why can spy satellites get detailed pictures of every blade of grass in your yard and your license plate on a car but security cameras in stores and banks look like they're smeared with Vaseline when they put the suspect's picture on the news asking if anyone has seen him or her?
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    Why 42?

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