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  • gmthisfeller
    gmthisfeller Posts: 779 Member
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    Olive oil is made out of olives, and peanut oil is made out of peanuts. What is baby oil made out of?!
  • PghPensFan69
    PghPensFan69 Posts: 2,393 Member
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    Who's cruel idea was it to put the 's' in lisp?
  • blytheandbonnie
    blytheandbonnie Posts: 3,275 Member
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    If it's neither here nor there, where is it?
  • lookinggoodkel
    lookinggoodkel Posts: 1,235 Member
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    why when you loose something you always find it ages after at the first place you looked?

    Ghost's are loose. That is why.

    Always thought that lol
  • spdoughe
    spdoughe Posts: 51
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    Mickey's a mouse, Donald's a duck. What is Goofy?

    Goofy is a dog!
  • PghPensFan69
    PghPensFan69 Posts: 2,393 Member
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    If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?
  • lbsNirvana
    lbsNirvana Posts: 18 Member
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    If it's neither here nor there, where is it?
    In the place where you misplaced it...
  • spdoughe
    spdoughe Posts: 51
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    Mickey's a mouse, Donald's a duck. What is Goofy?

    Goofy is a dog. It took me a long time to figure that one out. I just don't get why he dates a cow. (Clara)

    um.... Pluto's a dog......Goofy's a _____

    Dog as well.

    The real question is why can Goofy (a dog) talk and act humanoid, but pluto (also a dog) talks and acts like a dog?

    Maybe this is Disney's way of communicating who is Alpha in the relationship?
  • PghPensFan69
    PghPensFan69 Posts: 2,393 Member
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    If con is the opposite of pro, then what is the opposite of progress?
  • EddieHaskell97
    EddieHaskell97 Posts: 2,227 Member
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    Why do they sterilize the needles used in lethal injections?
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,793 Member
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    Why are they called Apartments when they are right next to each other?
  • lbsNirvana
    lbsNirvana Posts: 18 Member
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    Why do they sterilize the needles used in lethal injections?
    You don't want to contaminate the poison and risk the person surviving......
  • PghPensFan69
    PghPensFan69 Posts: 2,393 Member
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    And FTW

    Why is it that when a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment, but when a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95/minute?
  • spdoughe
    spdoughe Posts: 51
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    This one is exclusive to the ladies; i ask my girlfriend this all the time.

    Does opening your mouth REEEAALLY help you when putting on your mascara in the mirror?

    This is funny!! It must.. hahaha
  • sarainiowa
    sarainiowa Posts: 287 Member
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    Graph paper has graphs on it. Shouldn't toilet paper have toilets on it?
  • spdoughe
    spdoughe Posts: 51
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    How come they can't find the Malaysia plane?
  • angelzxy321
    angelzxy321 Posts: 1,019 Member
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    Why isn't the sky yellow?
  • TX_Rhon
    TX_Rhon Posts: 1,549 Member
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    If con is the opposite of pro, then what is the opposite of progress?

    I see what you did there :laugh:

    That will be 3.95.............
  • kzivic
    kzivic Posts: 326 Member
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    If con is the opposite of pro, then what is the opposite of progress?

    Congress!

    How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,793 Member
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    If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

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