Life's Unanswered Questions - Add Yours

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  • bigbarnold
    bigbarnold Posts: 2,554 Member
    Why is it that some medicines have side effects that are far worse than the problem they are try to help?
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Why don't the aliens that colonized earth make themselves known as they live among us?
  • TX_Rhon
    TX_Rhon Posts: 1,549 Member
    Why is the word "phonetically" not spelled phonetically???

    Also, how much wood can a woodchuck chuck???
  • Sienna555
    Sienna555 Posts: 26 Member
    Why does the dryer only eat one sock from each pair?

    The dryer doesn't eat the sock, it helps the sock morph into it's adult form, the wire hanger. Socks are only larvae from wire coat hangers, which is why hangers show up in the weirdest places...but only after a sock has gone missing! The heat from the dryer speeds up the process.
  • gmthisfeller
    gmthisfeller Posts: 779 Member
    If the Wicked Witch of the West melts in water... how did she ever bathe?
  • bigbarnold
    bigbarnold Posts: 2,554 Member
    Where do astrophysical neutrinos come from?
  • infinitevast
    infinitevast Posts: 875 Member
    What was...before the big bang?
  • gmthisfeller
    gmthisfeller Posts: 779 Member
    If marbles are not made of marble, why are they called marbles?
  • PghPensFan69
    PghPensFan69 Posts: 2,393 Member
    One of us will end in prison and one will end up in the grave, who ends up where between me and the high maintenance, drama queen 15 year old smart @ss!

    :huh:
  • Cfkearney
    Cfkearney Posts: 197 Member
    Also, how much wood can a woodchuck chuck???

    He'd chuck all the wood a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

    That was almost as hard to type as it was to say!
  • gmthisfeller
    gmthisfeller Posts: 779 Member
    Olive oil is made out of olives, and peanut oil is made out of peanuts. What is baby oil made out of?!
  • PghPensFan69
    PghPensFan69 Posts: 2,393 Member
    Who's cruel idea was it to put the 's' in lisp?
  • blytheandbonnie
    blytheandbonnie Posts: 3,275 Member
    If it's neither here nor there, where is it?
  • lookinggoodkel
    lookinggoodkel Posts: 1,235 Member
    why when you loose something you always find it ages after at the first place you looked?

    Ghost's are loose. That is why.

    Always thought that lol
  • spdoughe
    spdoughe Posts: 51
    Mickey's a mouse, Donald's a duck. What is Goofy?

    Goofy is a dog!
  • PghPensFan69
    PghPensFan69 Posts: 2,393 Member
    If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?
  • lbsNirvana
    lbsNirvana Posts: 18 Member
    If it's neither here nor there, where is it?
    In the place where you misplaced it...
  • spdoughe
    spdoughe Posts: 51
    Mickey's a mouse, Donald's a duck. What is Goofy?

    Goofy is a dog. It took me a long time to figure that one out. I just don't get why he dates a cow. (Clara)

    um.... Pluto's a dog......Goofy's a _____

    Dog as well.

    The real question is why can Goofy (a dog) talk and act humanoid, but pluto (also a dog) talks and acts like a dog?

    Maybe this is Disney's way of communicating who is Alpha in the relationship?
  • PghPensFan69
    PghPensFan69 Posts: 2,393 Member
    If con is the opposite of pro, then what is the opposite of progress?
  • EddieHaskell97
    EddieHaskell97 Posts: 2,227 Member
    Why do they sterilize the needles used in lethal injections?
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    Why are they called Apartments when they are right next to each other?
  • lbsNirvana
    lbsNirvana Posts: 18 Member
    Why do they sterilize the needles used in lethal injections?
    You don't want to contaminate the poison and risk the person surviving......
  • PghPensFan69
    PghPensFan69 Posts: 2,393 Member
    And FTW

    Why is it that when a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment, but when a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95/minute?
  • spdoughe
    spdoughe Posts: 51
    This one is exclusive to the ladies; i ask my girlfriend this all the time.

    Does opening your mouth REEEAALLY help you when putting on your mascara in the mirror?

    This is funny!! It must.. hahaha
  • sarainiowa
    sarainiowa Posts: 287 Member
    Graph paper has graphs on it. Shouldn't toilet paper have toilets on it?
  • spdoughe
    spdoughe Posts: 51
    How come they can't find the Malaysia plane?
  • angelzxy321
    angelzxy321 Posts: 1,019 Member
    Why isn't the sky yellow?
  • TX_Rhon
    TX_Rhon Posts: 1,549 Member
    If con is the opposite of pro, then what is the opposite of progress?

    I see what you did there :laugh:

    That will be 3.95.............
  • kzivic
    kzivic Posts: 326 Member
    If con is the opposite of pro, then what is the opposite of progress?

    Congress!

    How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?