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  • PghPensFan69
    PghPensFan69 Posts: 2,393 Member
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    What am I?

    Half fox half bean?
  • madhatter2013
    madhatter2013 Posts: 1,547 Member
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    Why doesn’t glue stick to the bottle?
  • madhatter2013
    madhatter2013 Posts: 1,547 Member
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    Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?
  • PghPensFan69
    PghPensFan69 Posts: 2,393 Member
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    Can I yell MOVIE in a crowded firehouse?
  • madhatter2013
    madhatter2013 Posts: 1,547 Member
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    Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
  • madhatter2013
    madhatter2013 Posts: 1,547 Member
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    Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
  • madhatter2013
    madhatter2013 Posts: 1,547 Member
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    How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
  • iggyboo93
    iggyboo93 Posts: 524 Member
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    Why do the pens at the bank never work? Is it because they are tied down and lose the will to write?

    Why is it that one encounters every single red light when they are running late for an appointment?
  • PghPensFan69
    PghPensFan69 Posts: 2,393 Member
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    How come when you are driving through a neighborhood looking for an address, you turn the radio down?
  • FoxBean
    FoxBean Posts: 910 Member
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    Why do banks charge a fee on “insufficient funds” when they know there is not enough money?

    To screw you with extended overdraft fees and get more money from the fee's duh:wink:
  • PghPensFan69
    PghPensFan69 Posts: 2,393 Member
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    How come wrong numbers are never busy?
  • madhatter2013
    madhatter2013 Posts: 1,547 Member
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    Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
  • PghPensFan69
    PghPensFan69 Posts: 2,393 Member
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    How do 'Do Not Walk On Grass' signs get there?
  • Shuuma
    Shuuma Posts: 465 Member
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    If the No. 2 pencil is so popular, why is it still number 2?


    How do you throw away a trash can?
  • madhatter2013
    madhatter2013 Posts: 1,547 Member
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    Last one form me:

    Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
  • FoxBean
    FoxBean Posts: 910 Member
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    How come when you are driving through a neighborhood looking for an address, you turn the radio down?

    Dear reader,

    Because you are not concentrating fully on the road so instinctively you turn the radio down so you can use your other senses better

    Sincerely, Bean
  • FoxBean
    FoxBean Posts: 910 Member
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    These are cracking me up.
  • bigbarnold
    bigbarnold Posts: 2,554 Member
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    Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?
  • NinstonBiller
    NinstonBiller Posts: 69 Member
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    This one is exclusive to the ladies; i ask my girlfriend this all the time.

    Does opening your mouth REEEAALLY help you when putting on your mascara in the mirror?
  • angf0679
    angf0679 Posts: 1,120 Member
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    What do you park in a driveway and drive through a parkway?

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