Life's Unanswered Questions - Add Yours

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  • bigbarnold
    bigbarnold Posts: 2,554 Member
    Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state Caution: May Cause Drowsiness?
  • FoxBean
    FoxBean Posts: 910 Member
    I never open my mouth while putting mascara on haha
  • madhatter2013
    madhatter2013 Posts: 1,547 Member
    Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state Caution: May Cause Drowsiness?

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  • bigbarnold
    bigbarnold Posts: 2,554 Member
    Why is a pair of underwear one item, but a pair of socks is two?
  • FoxBean
    FoxBean Posts: 910 Member
    A penny for your thought - does this mean our thoughts are worth close to nothing?

    Why is there only one female smurf in a group of males?

    What color does a smurf turn if they die?
  • PghPensFan69
    PghPensFan69 Posts: 2,393 Member
    If knees were backward, what would chairs look like?
  • PghPensFan69
    PghPensFan69 Posts: 2,393 Member
    If Mike Brady was supposed to be this groovy architect, why did he force SIX kids into TWO bedrooms?
  • PghPensFan69
    PghPensFan69 Posts: 2,393 Member
    If you mix milk of magnesia with vodka and orange juice, do you get a Phillip's screw driver?
  • FoxBean
    FoxBean Posts: 910 Member
    Was an orange really named after the color orange, or was the color orange named after the orange?
  • runnergirl0721
    runnergirl0721 Posts: 2,289 Member
    Why?
  • runnergirl0721
    runnergirl0721 Posts: 2,289 Member
    What came first...the chicken or the egg?
  • Mcmilligen
    Mcmilligen Posts: 332 Member
    The meaning of life.

    ..Oh wait! That's a movie! Thanks Monty Python :drinker:
  • FoxBean
    FoxBean Posts: 910 Member
    What makes a bunch of coconuts lovely?
  • angelzxy321
    angelzxy321 Posts: 1,019 Member
    Why is it that just when you send an email response saying that the thing being asked is absolutely impossible you realize that it's not and in fact it's quite simple?
  • bigbarnold
    bigbarnold Posts: 2,554 Member
    Can FoxBean really make Kimchi? :laugh:
  • PghPensFan69
    PghPensFan69 Posts: 2,393 Member
    Was an orange really named after the color orange, or was the color orange named after the orange?

    I came first. :embarassed: :blushing:
  • lookinggoodkel
    lookinggoodkel Posts: 1,235 Member
    why when you loose something you always find it ages after at the first place you looked?
  • runnergirl0721
    runnergirl0721 Posts: 2,289 Member
    Why does the dryer only eat one sock from each pair?
  • FoxBean
    FoxBean Posts: 910 Member
    Can FoxBean really make Kimchi? :laugh:

    Why can't a foxbean make kimchi? :sad:
  • FoxBean
    FoxBean Posts: 910 Member
    why when you loose something you always find it ages after at the first place you looked?

    Ghost's are loose. That is why.
  • bigbarnold
    bigbarnold Posts: 2,554 Member
    Can FoxBean really make Kimchi? :laugh:

    Why can't a foxbean make kimchi? :sad:
    Its against the rules!:laugh:
  • Geojerm
    Geojerm Posts: 291 Member
    Mickey's a mouse, Donald's a duck. What is Goofy?

    Goofy is a dog. It took me a long time to figure that one out. I just don't get why he dates a cow. (Clara)

    um.... Pluto's a dog......Goofy's a _____
  • ooBombshellBeautyoo
    ooBombshellBeautyoo Posts: 232 Member
    Why does the dryer only eat one sock from each pair?

    No kidding??!!
  • FoxBean
    FoxBean Posts: 910 Member
    Why are cupboards called such things when you put other dishes in them?
  • asdowe13
    asdowe13 Posts: 1,951 Member
    Mickey's a mouse, Donald's a duck. What is Goofy?

    Goofy is a dog. It took me a long time to figure that one out. I just don't get why he dates a cow. (Clara)

    um.... Pluto's a dog......Goofy's a _____

    Dog as well.

    The real question is why can Goofy (a dog) talk and act humanoid, but pluto (also a dog) talks and acts like a dog?
  • PghPensFan69
    PghPensFan69 Posts: 2,393 Member
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  • runnergirl0721
    runnergirl0721 Posts: 2,289 Member
    Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?


    What? I guess I need a cup of coffee first

    I just guzzled a super large coffee and think I need more to decipher this

    better you than me...

    Why can't people write sentences properly?!
  • why when you loose something you always find it ages after at the first place you looked?

    Ghost's are loose. That is why.

    Why do people say "it's always in the last place you would look for it" after you find something?

    Derp, who would keep looking after they find the item?