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  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,793 Member
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    If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
  • PghPensFan69
    PghPensFan69 Posts: 2,393 Member
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    Can we finally put an end to the question about the chicken????

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  • PghPensFan69
    PghPensFan69 Posts: 2,393 Member
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    If con is the opposite of pro, then what is the opposite of progress?

    I see what you did there :laugh:

    That will be 3.95.............

    That wasn't even a full minute!!! :grumble:
  • nonstopper
    nonstopper Posts: 1,108 Member
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    Why are women made so HOT! ......?....
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,793 Member
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    If Wile E. Coyote had the money to buy all that ACME stuff, why didn’t he just buy dinner?
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,793 Member
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    Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?
  • runnergirl0721
    runnergirl0721 Posts: 2,289 Member
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    where does the red brick road go?
  • PghPensFan69
    PghPensFan69 Posts: 2,393 Member
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    if love is blind, why is lingerie so popular
  • runnergirl0721
    runnergirl0721 Posts: 2,289 Member
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    What if stacy's mom was really jesse's girl and her number was 867-5309?
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
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    Mickey's a mouse, Donald's a duck. What is Goofy?

    Goofy is a dog. It took me a long time to figure that one out. I just don't get why he dates a cow. (Clara)

    um.... Pluto's a dog......Goofy's a _____

    Dog as well.

    The real question is why can Goofy (a dog) talk and act humanoid, but pluto (also a dog) talks and acts like a dog?


    So the judge says to Mickey..."Let me get this straight, you're divorcing Minnie because she's crazy?"

    Mickey replies, "No. She's f#cking Goofy!"
  • angf0679
    angf0679 Posts: 1,120 Member
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    A penny for your thought - does this mean our thoughts are worth close to nothing?


    If Canada got rid of the penny, does that mean we need to ask people "A nickle for your thoughts"
  • Lisa1971
    Lisa1971 Posts: 3,069 Member
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    If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Fiercely_Me
    Fiercely_Me Posts: 481 Member
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    Mickey's a mouse, Donald's a duck. What is Goofy?

    Goofy is a dog. It took me a long time to figure that one out. I just don't get why he dates a cow. (Clara)

    um.... Pluto's a dog......Goofy's a _____

    Dog as well.

    The real question is why can Goofy (a dog) talk and act humanoid, but pluto (also a dog) talks and acts like a dog?


    So the judge says to Mickey..."Let me get this straight, you're divorcing Minnie because she's crazy?"

    Mickey replies, "No. She's f#cking Goofy!"

    :laugh:
  • alyjb1121
    alyjb1121 Posts: 186 Member
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    Mickey's a mouse, Donald's a duck. What is Goofy?

    He's a cow. Like Clairabell.
  • alyjb1121
    alyjb1121 Posts: 186 Member
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    Mickey's a mouse, Donald's a duck. What is Goofy?

    Goofy is a dog. It took me a long time to figure that one out. I just don't get why he dates a cow. (Clara)

    um.... Pluto's a dog......Goofy's a _____

    Dog as well.

    The real question is why can Goofy (a dog) talk and act humanoid, but pluto (also a dog) talks and acts like a dog?


    So the judge says to Mickey..."Let me get this straight, you're divorcing Minnie because she's crazy?"

    Mickey replies, "No. She's f#cking Goofy!"

    :laugh:

    Goofy is a cow, thats why he dates Clarabell. And why he doesn't act like pluto.
  • PghPensFan69
    PghPensFan69 Posts: 2,393 Member
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    Practice makes perfect, but if nobody's perfect, why practice?
  • Shuuma
    Shuuma Posts: 465 Member
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    where does the red brick road go?

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  • SweetTrouble_
    SweetTrouble_ Posts: 933 Member
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    How many licks does it really take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
  • PghPensFan69
    PghPensFan69 Posts: 2,393 Member
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    How do you know if honesty is the best policy unless you've tried some of the others?
  • alyjb1121
    alyjb1121 Posts: 186 Member
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    If more than one goose is geese then why isn't more than one moose meese?
    If more than one mouse is mice then why isn't more than one house hice?

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