Life's Unanswered Questions - Add Yours
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If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?0
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Can we finally put an end to the question about the chicken????
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If con is the opposite of pro, then what is the opposite of progress?
I see what you did there :laugh:
That will be 3.95.............
That wasn't even a full minute!!! :grumble:0 -
Why are women made so HOT! ......?....0
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If Wile E. Coyote had the money to buy all that ACME stuff, why didn’t he just buy dinner?0
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Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?0
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where does the red brick road go?0
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if love is blind, why is lingerie so popular0
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What if stacy's mom was really jesse's girl and her number was 867-5309?0
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Mickey's a mouse, Donald's a duck. What is Goofy?
Goofy is a dog. It took me a long time to figure that one out. I just don't get why he dates a cow. (Clara)
um.... Pluto's a dog......Goofy's a _____
Dog as well.
The real question is why can Goofy (a dog) talk and act humanoid, but pluto (also a dog) talks and acts like a dog?
So the judge says to Mickey..."Let me get this straight, you're divorcing Minnie because she's crazy?"
Mickey replies, "No. She's f#cking Goofy!"0 -
A penny for your thought - does this mean our thoughts are worth close to nothing?
If Canada got rid of the penny, does that mean we need to ask people "A nickle for your thoughts"0 -
If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
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Mickey's a mouse, Donald's a duck. What is Goofy?
Goofy is a dog. It took me a long time to figure that one out. I just don't get why he dates a cow. (Clara)
um.... Pluto's a dog......Goofy's a _____
Dog as well.
The real question is why can Goofy (a dog) talk and act humanoid, but pluto (also a dog) talks and acts like a dog?
So the judge says to Mickey..."Let me get this straight, you're divorcing Minnie because she's crazy?"
Mickey replies, "No. She's f#cking Goofy!"
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Mickey's a mouse, Donald's a duck. What is Goofy?
He's a cow. Like Clairabell.0 -
Mickey's a mouse, Donald's a duck. What is Goofy?
Goofy is a dog. It took me a long time to figure that one out. I just don't get why he dates a cow. (Clara)
um.... Pluto's a dog......Goofy's a _____
Dog as well.
The real question is why can Goofy (a dog) talk and act humanoid, but pluto (also a dog) talks and acts like a dog?
So the judge says to Mickey..."Let me get this straight, you're divorcing Minnie because she's crazy?"
Mickey replies, "No. She's f#cking Goofy!"
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Goofy is a cow, thats why he dates Clarabell. And why he doesn't act like pluto.0 -
Practice makes perfect, but if nobody's perfect, why practice?0
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where does the red brick road go?
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How many licks does it really take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?0
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How do you know if honesty is the best policy unless you've tried some of the others?0
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If more than one goose is geese then why isn't more than one moose meese?
If more than one mouse is mice then why isn't more than one house hice?0 -
Why is it shorts and pants and not shorts and longs?0
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Cheeky I like this one!If con is the opposite of pro, then what is the opposite of progress?0 -
Mickey's a mouse, Donald's a duck. What is Goofy?
Goofy is a dog. It took me a long time to figure that one out. I just don't get why he dates a cow. (Clara)
um.... Pluto's a dog......Goofy's a _____
Dog as well.
The real question is why can Goofy (a dog) talk and act humanoid, but pluto (also a dog) talks and acts like a dog?
So the judge says to Mickey..."Let me get this straight, you're divorcing Minnie because she's crazy?"
Mickey replies, "No. She's f#cking Goofy!"
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Goofy is a cow, thats why he dates Clarabell. And why he doesn't act like pluto.
Goofy is a tall, anthropomorphic dog
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Why is it shorts and pants and not shorts and longs?
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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Why is it shorts and pants and not shorts and longs?
Apparently, English wasn't Jesus' native language.0 -
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It's just common sense.
I have no idea what I just read, but I approve!0 -
What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?0
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How come when you are driving through a neighborhood looking for an address, you turn the radio down?
^^^^ this or Why must everyone look straight or not move or speak when passing a cop0
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