The "Mediocre" Woman

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kytte
kytte Posts: 323 Member
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Stretch marks, 'crows feet' wrinkles, and even a little saggy. Drink straight liqour, have a love of boots, makes sammiches like a pro.

Who else here does not aim to be a model?
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  • BigBellyGoAway
    BigBellyGoAway Posts: 781 Member
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    Boobs. Always boobs.
  • kytte
    kytte Posts: 323 Member
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    Boobs. Always boobs.

    We know you're not that picky. :laugh:
  • kytte
    kytte Posts: 323 Member
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    Bacon.
  • BigBellyGoAway
    BigBellyGoAway Posts: 781 Member
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    Boobs. Always boobs.

    We know you're not that picky. :laugh:

    Well, they can't be moobs.
  • kytte
    kytte Posts: 323 Member
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  • kytte
    kytte Posts: 323 Member
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    the lack of response from other women is interesting.
  • crazie4lulu
    crazie4lulu Posts: 762 Member
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    this is where i fit in!!! i am LOADED and i do mean loaded with stretch marks... im a freakin tiger baby!!! i have no boobs... i have pecs... which are still fun. i love my afternoon recreation. i take care of myself... i am low maintanance. i do however like to spend money on my gym atire and im a sneaker *kitten*. i DO not drink so i am always the DD!!!!
  • jessilyn76
    jessilyn76 Posts: 532 Member
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    hollaaaaaa!!
  • DainaLC
    DainaLC Posts: 18,937 Member
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    *sliding in* Sorry I'm late! Had to stop by the liquor store!
  • ChristinaOrtiz23
    ChristinaOrtiz23 Posts: 1,546 Member
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    drinks like a man curses like a sailor!! I have cellulite for days!! Loves cars too!! :bigsmile:
  • ChristinaOrtiz23
    ChristinaOrtiz23 Posts: 1,546 Member
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    *sliding in* Sorry I'm late! Had to stop by the liquor store!

    your awesome!! lmfao!!
  • BigBellyGoAway
    BigBellyGoAway Posts: 781 Member
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    this is where i fit in!!! i am LOADED and i do mean loaded with stretch marks... im a freakin tiger baby!!! i have no boobs... i have pecs... which are still fun. i love my afternoon recreation. i take care of myself... i am low maintanance. i do however like to spend money on my gym atire and im a sneaker *kitten*. i DO not drink so i am always the DD!!!!

    Need me to come loofah your stretch marks?
  • knra_grl
    knra_grl Posts: 1,568 Member
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    I didn't realize I was mediocre because I wasn't model material? :cry:
  • Ramen237
    Ramen237 Posts: 264 Member
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    I'm not mediocre... and neither is my whiskey stash! I make my boyfriend sammiches according to his specifications. You gotta give to receive.
  • kytte
    kytte Posts: 323 Member
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    There's a reason mediocre is in quotes ;) it's just a joke on societal expectations.
  • Aparz1
    Aparz1 Posts: 949
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    Here...still chunky, crows feet, attempts to party like a college girl via tequila shots but my taste in beer has improved. Spends way too much on all clothing, bags and shoes
  • BigBellyGoAway
    BigBellyGoAway Posts: 781 Member
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    So, so far we got boobs, bacon, and what else?

    Wait, there's more?

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