The "Mediocre" Woman

kytte
kytte Posts: 323 Member
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Stretch marks, 'crows feet' wrinkles, and even a little saggy. Drink straight liqour, have a love of boots, makes sammiches like a pro.

Who else here does not aim to be a model?
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  • BigBellyGoAway
    BigBellyGoAway Posts: 781 Member
    Boobs. Always boobs.
  • kytte
    kytte Posts: 323 Member
    Boobs. Always boobs.

    We know you're not that picky. :laugh:
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  • kytte
    kytte Posts: 323 Member
    Bacon.
  • BigBellyGoAway
    BigBellyGoAway Posts: 781 Member
    Boobs. Always boobs.

    We know you're not that picky. :laugh:

    Well, they can't be moobs.
  • kytte
    kytte Posts: 323 Member
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  • kytte
    kytte Posts: 323 Member
    the lack of response from other women is interesting.
  • crazie4lulu
    crazie4lulu Posts: 762 Member
    this is where i fit in!!! i am LOADED and i do mean loaded with stretch marks... im a freakin tiger baby!!! i have no boobs... i have pecs... which are still fun. i love my afternoon recreation. i take care of myself... i am low maintanance. i do however like to spend money on my gym atire and im a sneaker *kitten*. i DO not drink so i am always the DD!!!!
  • jessilyn76
    jessilyn76 Posts: 532 Member
    hollaaaaaa!!
  • DainaLC
    DainaLC Posts: 18,937 Member
    *sliding in* Sorry I'm late! Had to stop by the liquor store!
  • ChristinaOrtiz23
    ChristinaOrtiz23 Posts: 1,546 Member
    drinks like a man curses like a sailor!! I have cellulite for days!! Loves cars too!! :bigsmile:
  • ChristinaOrtiz23
    ChristinaOrtiz23 Posts: 1,546 Member
    *sliding in* Sorry I'm late! Had to stop by the liquor store!

    your awesome!! lmfao!!
  • BigBellyGoAway
    BigBellyGoAway Posts: 781 Member
    this is where i fit in!!! i am LOADED and i do mean loaded with stretch marks... im a freakin tiger baby!!! i have no boobs... i have pecs... which are still fun. i love my afternoon recreation. i take care of myself... i am low maintanance. i do however like to spend money on my gym atire and im a sneaker *kitten*. i DO not drink so i am always the DD!!!!

    Need me to come loofah your stretch marks?
  • knra_grl
    knra_grl Posts: 1,566 Member
    I didn't realize I was mediocre because I wasn't model material? :cry:
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  • Ramen237
    Ramen237 Posts: 264 Member
    I'm not mediocre... and neither is my whiskey stash! I make my boyfriend sammiches according to his specifications. You gotta give to receive.
  • kytte
    kytte Posts: 323 Member
    There's a reason mediocre is in quotes ;) it's just a joke on societal expectations.
  • Aparz1
    Aparz1 Posts: 949
    Here...still chunky, crows feet, attempts to party like a college girl via tequila shots but my taste in beer has improved. Spends way too much on all clothing, bags and shoes
  • BigBellyGoAway
    BigBellyGoAway Posts: 781 Member
    So, so far we got boobs, bacon, and what else?

    Wait, there's more?
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    if you were to do a head swap operation between a cro-magnon woman and a neanderthal woman, I'm like the one that got the cro-magnon head and neanderthal body. Except that the back of my head is also somewhat neanderthal. But I do have a vertical forehead and a pointy chin. And little to no projecting mid-face.

    I aspire to be able to deadlift 300lb........... not to be a model.

    Do I fit the criteria for this thread? :flowerforyou:

    ETA; don't forget the c-section scar. Which I like because my kids were born alive. Sod aesthetics.

    ETA2: actually I do look like a model..... those models are on display in the middle palaeolithic section at natural history museums :drinker:
  • kytte
    kytte Posts: 323 Member
    These are the kinda girls I like to hang out with, "mediocre" is the new black! Add me!
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    the lack of response from other women is interesting.

    I think most women hesitate to label themselves mediocre. I label myself all the time, but it's usually with a sharpie, 'cause I broke my label maker. Also, I heard there was booze here? :drinker:
  • kytte
    kytte Posts: 323 Member
    i always have patron silver, jd honey, and some kind of vodka in my stash. come on over :drinker:
  • ThinLizzie0802
    ThinLizzie0802 Posts: 863 Member
    Awesome fresh chicken salad sandwich made today - check
    Some sort of awesome sandwich made damn near every day- check
    Drinks liquor better than the boys (but still behaves like a lady when she does it) - check
    Boobs (boobs for daaaaays)- check
    Stretchmarks- check
    Crows feet- Check

    Not striving for perfect, striving to be better, the best me, and that will never be mediocre!
  • Ramen237
    Ramen237 Posts: 264 Member
    So how would you rank boobs, beer, and bacon in order of descending importance? IS there anything else on that list?... Men are an enigma to me sometimes...
  • ooBombshellBeautyoo
    ooBombshellBeautyoo Posts: 232 Member
    Aim to be a model- hell no!! Take care of myself- hell yes!!
  • ThinLizzie0802
    ThinLizzie0802 Posts: 863 Member
    My boobs: Phenom
    My taste in beer: I'm a stout and porter girl (craft *kitten*)
    My Bacon- I want that **** crispy crispy! And I like to bake it!
  • Ramen237
    Ramen237 Posts: 264 Member
    My boobs: Phenom
    My taste in beer: I'm a stout and porter girl (craft *kitten*)
    My Bacon- I want that **** crispy crispy! And I like to bake it!

    High five girl!! I get a lot of BS for loving my dark beers (mostly from other women, who are either surprised or shoot me dirty looks for ordering something "not calorie friendly" or "unfeminine"). One word: GUINNESS :drinker: :heart:
  • kytte
    kytte Posts: 323 Member
    I want to make bacon babies with you.

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