The "Mediocre" Woman

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  • JenniCali1000
    JenniCali1000 Posts: 646 Member
    Just my opinion, but it seems that "mediocre woman" is code for normal, average, real woman? I'm in! :smile:
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    Far too many women are mediocre. I like the special ones.
  • BigBellyGoAway
    BigBellyGoAway Posts: 781 Member
    Far too many women are mediocre. I like the special ones.

    I guess one of 'dem dames should start a "snowflake" thread. :laugh:
  • JenniCali1000
    JenniCali1000 Posts: 646 Member
    Far too many women are mediocre. I like the special ones.

    And far too many men think they are special but are really mediocre :tongue:
  • BigBellyGoAway
    BigBellyGoAway Posts: 781 Member
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    Ohhhhh....I hope that's a euphemism. :bigsmile:
  • BigBellyGoAway
    BigBellyGoAway Posts: 781 Member
    Far too many women are mediocre. I like the special ones.

    And far too many men think they are special but are really mediocre :tongue:

    I haven't been mediocre in years. Too much work to keep the standard up.
  • JenniCali1000
    JenniCali1000 Posts: 646 Member
    Far too many women are mediocre. I like the special ones.

    And far too many men think they are special but are really mediocre :tongue:

    I haven't been mediocre in years. Too much work to keep the standard up.

    Hey now, I wasn't directing that at anyone in particular. I don't even know you, so I most definitely couldn't make a judgement like that ;)
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    Far too many women are mediocre. I like the special ones.

    And far too many men think they are special but are really mediocre :tongue:

    I agree that I am nothing special. I just like being the reacher.
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
    Thank the All-Spark, my face and hair more than make up for any other "flaws" I may have.
  • tlcarolinagirl
    tlcarolinagirl Posts: 1,700 Member
    You rang?

    Wrinkles?...getting some
    Stretch marks? yep and I have a banging csection scar...yay me!
    Cellulite? Yep
    Drink beer? Yep...vodka, too
    Swears like a sailor? Hell yes
    Pasty white? Yep unless I hit the tanning bed..that's bad for you, kids

    sorry my dear you could never be considered mediocre

    #youdabest

    Awwww...this guy right here!!! :flowerforyou: :love:
  • GelasiaT
    GelasiaT Posts: 74 Member
    Normal woman here, do not drink or smoke, have a temper that could bring down the devil(when mad of course). stretch marks: very much so....sigh(but after having 4 kids what the hell do you expect.....LoL) No cellulite yet(so that's a plus). Do not aspire to be a model...Love my curves, not to mention my behind too much. Most importantly........I LOVE FOOD!!!!!! :laugh:
  • Docmahi
    Docmahi Posts: 1,603 Member
    You rang?

    Wrinkles?...getting some
    Stretch marks? yep and I have a banging csection scar...yay me!
    Cellulite? Yep
    Drink beer? Yep...vodka, too
    Swears like a sailor? Hell yes
    Pasty white? Yep unless I hit the tanning bed..that's bad for you, kids

    sorry my dear you could never be considered mediocre

    #youdabest

    Awwww...this guy right here!!! :flowerforyou: :love:

    *carries you off caveman style*
  • bellesouth18
    bellesouth18 Posts: 1,071 Member
    So, so far we got boobs, bacon, and what else?

    Booze!
  • KrazyDaizy
    KrazyDaizy Posts: 815 Member
    I may be mediocre in looks, but I'm a total badass in life. But, yes, totally not striving to be a model, just the best me I can be.
  • kharral86
    kharral86 Posts: 63
    Miss suzy freaking homemaker over here. I have stretch marks everywhere. I dont wash my hair daily its always up in a mess. My toe nailpolish is chipped to hell and i havent changed the color in a month. I only where makeup when i go out to dinner (which these days its almost never, ive got 5 kids) my boobs look like empty tube socks and i cant where anything white :) oh and beer is my best friend on fridays.. which is today! Whoop whoop!
  • Charloo1990
    Charloo1990 Posts: 619 Member
    Yeah I no longer aim to be a supermodel and I tell you what, i'm much happier as a result. I just try to be the best version of myself these days. I will never be perfectly toned, eat clean and spend hours in the gym. I do go to the gym but its always for 1-2 hours. I want to enjoy life more than I want to be that disciplined I.e a night on the town having plenty of shots and cocktails ect then some nice greasy food at the end of the night like maccy ds or pizza mmm! When I was nore disciplined, not gunna lie, I felt miserable.
  • kytte
    kytte Posts: 323 Member
    So, so far we got boobs, bacon, and what else?

    bacon, boobs, enjoys sex.


    I think that's pretty much it. the rest is gravy.

    In for gravy

    What if I don't enjoy sex?

    We dudes don't last long enough to notice anyway.

    True story
  • TylerNorris57
    TylerNorris57 Posts: 54 Member
    So, so far we got boobs, bacon, and what else?

    bacon, boobs, enjoys sex.


    I think that's pretty much it. the rest is gravy.

    In for gravy

    What if I don't enjoy sex?

    We dudes don't last long enough to notice anyway.

    True story

    I have been nicknamed the energizer bunny by a few exs
  • rollng_thundr
    rollng_thundr Posts: 634 Member
    *lifting head from feeding trough*

    I would MUCH rather hang with a gal who doesn't take life too seriously, knows how to laff, can donate her liver to science, cares enuff to get dolled up when appropriate, can throw down the F-bombs and make the guys jealous, sexy smart, loyal and is a CHEF.

    Ya, I got one of those....

    Seriously though, for the rest of us *mediocre* guys, we love the down-to-earth women!
  • rollng_thundr
    rollng_thundr Posts: 634 Member
    So, so far we got boobs, bacon, and what else?

    bacon, boobs, enjoys sex.


    I think that's pretty much it. the rest is gravy.

    In for gravy

    What if I don't enjoy sex?

    We dudes don't last long enough to notice anyway.

    True story

    I have been nicknamed the energizer bunny by a few exs

    Your "tooting horn" is a little off-key.

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