The "Mediocre" Woman

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  • bambishealth
    bambishealth Posts: 134 Member
    Stretch marks, boobs that are lower than in my 20's but still okay to look at, big booty even when skinnier. Love to cuss, drink, fight, sometimes in that order. Karaoke Queen. Love to drive fast cars and big trucks!
  • kytte
    kytte Posts: 323 Member
    I'm ok with mediocre if it means I get to live a full life and don't have to suffer in a push up bra from now until eternity.

    Models are overrated and I have no interest in looking like one, as others have said, I strive to be the best me that I can. That said, I will still torture myself pushing those puppies up and I will keep them that way to my grave. XD
  • kytte
    kytte Posts: 323 Member
    Love to cuss, drink, fight, sometimes in that order.

    All 3 here, and I got my mouth from my mother. :drinker:
  • kytte
    kytte Posts: 323 Member
    I'm out on the cardboardaux. I don't like purses. They annoy me. I much prefer a wallet or money clip, but if I MUST carry more with me, I take along my old backpack style diaper bag that I call my survival kit. You know, in case the zombie apocalypse happens. I take that **** very seriously.
  • JenniCali1000
    JenniCali1000 Posts: 646 Member
    Stretch marks, boobs that are lower than in my 20's but still okay to look at, big booty even when skinnier. Love to cuss, drink, fight, sometimes in that order. Karaoke Queen. Love to drive fast cars and big trucks!

    Ummm... I think we are twins ;)
  • AllieBear88
    AllieBear88 Posts: 170 Member
    *raises hand*
  • broox80
    broox80 Posts: 1,195 Member
    I'm 5'2, 34 years old and will weigh 160 at goal (hopefully)!! Planning on having some awesome loose skin at
    that time too!!!! Go me!!!! ;)
  • Ramen237
    Ramen237 Posts: 264 Member
    I'm ok with mediocre if it means I get to live a full life and don't have to suffer in a push up bra from now until eternity.

    Models are overrated and I have no interest in looking like one, as others have said, I strive to be the best me that I can. That said, I will still torture myself pushing those puppies up and I will keep them that way to my grave. XD

    Whenever I try on a push-up bra, they just spill over the top :D I guess I need a bigger bra?! But honestly, I am okay with never wearing a push up :laugh:
  • tlcarolinagirl
    tlcarolinagirl Posts: 1,700 Member
    Stretch marks, boobs that are lower than in my 20's but still okay to look at, big booty even when skinnier. Love to cuss, drink, fight, sometimes in that order. Karaoke Queen. Love to drive fast cars and big trucks!

    Ummm... I think we are twins ;)

    Wait...triplets... I'm the 3rd wheel...I can't sing a lick, but get me drunk and i swear I think I'm going to get that Golden Ticket...Ohhh and I've pretty much given up holding my farts in til I bust a gut...
  • Ramen237
    Ramen237 Posts: 264 Member
    I'm out on the cardboardaux. I don't like purses. They annoy me. I much prefer a wallet or money clip, but if I MUST carry more with me, I take along my old backpack style diaper bag that I call my survival kit. You know, in case the zombie apocalypse happens. I take that **** very seriously.

    Where were you all my life?? You're gonna be my zombie apocalypse survival buddy! We'll annihilate the suckers, and get bacon, booze, sammiches, and all the remaining Earthly men as reward! :laugh:
  • onefortyone
    onefortyone Posts: 531 Member
    Yep. Stretch marked from armpits to knees, cellulite everywhere, c-section scar (bonus: can't even see the scar because a flap of stomach covers it), boobs down to my belly button. But still kinda hoping I have a decently-shaped body under all this, and that I will be able to find it.
  • hkristine1
    hkristine1 Posts: 950 Member
    In for the bacon eating beer drinking mediocre women

    <sigh> I don't even fit in with the mediocre women. I don't drink and I don't eat/cook/buy bacon (or any other meat). I adopted my kid, so I don't have a c-section scar or loads of pregnancy stretch marks... I do have boobs though, so I guess I fit that part of the description. I also have hips. And I make GREAT bagel sammiches...
  • kytte
    kytte Posts: 323 Member
    I'm 5'2, 34 years old and will weigh 160 at goal (hopefully)!! Planning on having some awesome loose skin at
    that time too!!!! Go me!!!! ;)

    When i've got that, i'm gonna flaunt it for bikini season!
  • kytte
    kytte Posts: 323 Member
    because...Jell-O...How YOU doin'?
  • kytte
    kytte Posts: 323 Member
    I'm ok with mediocre if it means I get to live a full life and don't have to suffer in a push up bra from now until eternity.

    Models are overrated and I have no interest in looking like one, as others have said, I strive to be the best me that I can. That said, I will still torture myself pushing those puppies up and I will keep them that way to my grave. XD

    Whenever I try on a push-up bra, they just spill over the top :D I guess I need a bigger bra?! But honestly, I am okay with never wearing a push up :laugh:

    I do have that problem. I fall out of my shirts a lot. >.< and yes, need bigger bras. Getting saggier is deceiving when you're losing weight. I thought I had dropped a size there but I hadn't, so I bought the wrong ones. Whoever wrote about shoe twirling, these tits had similar plans and I swear I wasn't in on it.
  • kytte
    kytte Posts: 323 Member

    Ohhh and I've pretty much given up holding my farts in til I bust a gut...


    SO GLAD TO KNOW I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE!!!

    ...I Am Legend... >.>
  • kytte
    kytte Posts: 323 Member
    I'm out on the cardboardaux. I don't like purses. They annoy me. I much prefer a wallet or money clip, but if I MUST carry more with me, I take along my old backpack style diaper bag that I call my survival kit. You know, in case the zombie apocalypse happens. I take that **** very seriously.

    Where were you all my life?? You're gonna be my zombie apocalypse survival buddy! We'll annihilate the suckers, and get bacon, booze, sammiches, and all the remaining Earthly men as reward! :laugh:

    When the apocalypse happens, I'm going to start a tribe of women, and collect many boy toys for the lot of us. I get first dibs.
  • TLC227
    TLC227 Posts: 210 Member
    Bacon should be it's own food group. I'm in.
  • kytte
    kytte Posts: 323 Member
    Yes, yes it should. It should be the one you're required to eat more than anything else.
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    I'm out on the cardboardaux. I don't like purses. They annoy me. I much prefer a wallet or money clip, but if I MUST carry more with me, I take along my old backpack style diaper bag that I call my survival kit. You know, in case the zombie apocalypse happens. I take that **** very seriously.

    WTF is cardboardaux?
  • kytte
    kytte Posts: 323 Member
    Anyone in for some purse-shaped cardbordeaux?

    123+bags+IIHIH.jpg

    That thing
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    when I used to play ice hockey I got a lot of penalty minutes for things like roughing and unsportsmanlike conduct and stuff. Well this one time the announcer called my penalty as "roughing and unladylike conduct" (because he thought that he was supposed to translate all ice hockey terms containing the word "man" into female equivalents, with occasionally hilarious results)

    So, does that mean that all my other penalties for roughing and unsportsmanlike conduct or cross checking or boarding people I was being ladylike? :flowerforyou:
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    Anyone in for some purse-shaped cardbordeaux?

    123+bags+IIHIH.jpg

    That thing

    oh. interesting. Maybe I've been in the Gulf too long :laugh:
  • kytte
    kytte Posts: 323 Member
    when I used to play ice hockey I got a lot of penalty minutes for things like roughing and unsportsmanlike conduct and stuff. Well this one time the announcer called my penalty as "roughing and unladylike conduct" (because he thought that he was supposed to translate all ice hockey terms containing the word "man" into female equivalents, with occasionally hilarious results)

    So, does that mean that all my other penalties for roughing and unsportsmanlike conduct or cross checking or boarding people I was being ladylike? :flowerforyou:

    Welcome home!
  • perseverance14
    perseverance14 Posts: 1,364 Member
    I am in for the guns, I like guns.
  • perseverance14
    perseverance14 Posts: 1,364 Member
    Far too many women are mediocre. I like the special ones.

    And far too many men think they are special but are really mediocre :tongue:
    Love it!
  • joshua3179
    joshua3179 Posts: 2,882 Member
    Like GUNS? Or guns????? lol
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    Far too many women are mediocre. I like the special ones.

    And far too many men think they are special but are really mediocre :tongue:
    Love it!

    I sense mediocrity
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    I'm out on the cardboardaux. I don't like purses. They annoy me. I much prefer a wallet or money clip, but if I MUST carry more with me, I take along my old backpack style diaper bag that I call my survival kit. You know, in case the zombie apocalypse happens. I take that **** very seriously.
    I don't like purses either.. I keep everything I can in my pocket.. OR.. Keep stuff inside my cellphone case.
    Obviously if it doesn't fit, there's no need to bring it with me.
  • SnuggleSmacks
    SnuggleSmacks Posts: 3,731 Member
    I have only had a manicure/pedicure once in my life and I hated it so much that you couldn't pay me to do it again.

    I would much rather shop for art supplies or books or fishing gear than shoes.

    My boyfriend has more skin products than I do. In all fairness, he has psoriasis, but still.

    I am completely unapologetic about these things. Attempting to make me more conventionally lady-like will only get you my disdain.

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