The "Mediocre" Woman

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  • Ramen237
    Ramen237 Posts: 264 Member
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    Please teach me to shoot!

    OK!!! Come on over. I have plenty of guns.

    Weeeeeeeee! You're the best!
  • lmhbuss
    lmhbuss Posts: 282 Member
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    Well, I'm def. not a model. I work on my own car, fix my own plumbing ( I don't do electrical so don't ask :wink: ), can ride a motorcycle and drive stick, prefer scotch....do I get to join this club?

    Do you own your own power tools?
    Truthfully you had me at plumbing. :smokin:

    I do indeed. :)
  • kytte
    kytte Posts: 323 Member
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    I get bikini waxes but don't shave my thighs.

    Surgery scars on my abdomen but still wear a bikini.

    Great cook but I hate to clean.

    Flaunt it!
  • bekim123
    bekim123 Posts: 391 Member
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    Rest my beer on one boob while I eat bacon off the other.
  • Ramen237
    Ramen237 Posts: 264 Member
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    Please teach me to shoot!

    my parents taught me since i was around 7.

    I think I got my first bb gun when I was five? Moved on from there. Carry one to work every day now (deputy sheriff).

    That's awesome. A lot of responsibility goes into gun ownership.
  • mank32
    mank32 Posts: 1,323 Member
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    skateboards like boy (constantly)
    dresses like boy (frequently)
    no boobs, like boy (always)
    swears like sailor
    hates cooking
    :drinker:

    upon further reflection, i realize i may not qualify for "mediocre." "p!ss-poor" may be more like it...
  • quiksylver296
    quiksylver296 Posts: 28,442 Member
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    Please teach me to shoot!

    my parents taught me since i was around 7.

    I think I got my first bb gun when I was five? Moved on from there. Carry one to work every day now (deputy sheriff).

    That's awesome. A lot of responsibility goes into gun ownership.

    Yes! My son is nine. Everything is locked up and secure at my house. Heard way too many sad stories.
  • kytte
    kytte Posts: 323 Member
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    :drinker:
    Rest my beer on one boob while I eat bacon off the other.
  • quiksylver296
    quiksylver296 Posts: 28,442 Member
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    :drinker:
    Rest my beer on one boob while I eat bacon off the other.

    That is not mediocre! I call troll!
  • quiksylver296
    quiksylver296 Posts: 28,442 Member
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    :drinker:
    Rest my beer on one boob while I eat bacon off the other.

    That is not mediocre! I call troll!

    And..while I am decidedly heterosexual, I think I would like to see her prove it.
  • Ramen237
    Ramen237 Posts: 264 Member
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    Please teach me to shoot!

    my parents taught me since i was around 7.

    I think I got my first bb gun when I was five? Moved on from there. Carry one to work every day now (deputy sheriff).

    That's awesome. A lot of responsibility goes into gun ownership.

    Yes! My son is nine. Everything is locked up and secure at my house. Heard way too many sad stories.

    Yup. Guns aren't for joking around.
  • Ramen237
    Ramen237 Posts: 264 Member
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    :drinker:
    Rest my beer on one boob while I eat bacon off the other.

    Hey I rest things on there all the time. It's like a shelf.
  • kytte
    kytte Posts: 323 Member
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    I lose things there all the time >.>
  • quiksylver296
    quiksylver296 Posts: 28,442 Member
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    I couldn't rest a beer glass (or a shot glass) on my almost B cups...
  • PhearlessPhreaks
    PhearlessPhreaks Posts: 890 Member
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    Nothing mediocre about this chick (though I do appreciate what you did there with the quotation marks in the title)

    An ex once said I'm the perfect mix of girly girl and tomboy. It might have been the best compliment he ever gave me!:wink:
  • sanzza
    sanzza Posts: 60
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    :noway: I cant believe a woman wrote this thread.. theres nothing mediocre about women ..we are a complexed unique species :tongue:
  • segastler
    segastler Posts: 207 Member
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    My husband thinks I'm suberb. I bake, cook, am all natural everywhere, work hard, love hard, play hard. I may be mediocre to some, but to him and I, I am pretty awesome.

    I don't clean....F*** that noise.
  • BigBellyGoAway
    BigBellyGoAway Posts: 781 Member
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    So, so far we got boobs, bacon, and what else?

    Wait, there's more?

    Samwichs - D'Uh!

    We already covered that with bacon. :laugh:
  • BigBellyGoAway
    BigBellyGoAway Posts: 781 Member
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    In other words... baby still got back.

    Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt.

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