The "Mediocre" Woman

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  • rosehips60
    rosehips60 Posts: 1,030 Member
    The only part of me that is "model-y" is my height, I've been a school custodian for 33 years! ( oh the stories I can tell!) I like gin and my stretch marks have stretch marks. As for boobs, they are making friends with my belly button. Can I be in this club too?
  • LVCeltGirl
    LVCeltGirl Posts: 473
    ~runs in hoping that I didn't miss anything~ I'm fashionably late right? Had to get some vodka, who's up for some Raspberry Lemondrop Martinis?

    Got it all, stretch marks (and I only wish they were from children), crows feet, C-section scar, cellulite, still too many pounds on me (but less than there was) and now gallbladder surgery scars too. I want to spend my money on workout clothes, and of course shoes. On the plus side, I don't watch the normal "chick flicks" and I do love to cook especially with Bacon!
  • SummerRain43
    SummerRain43 Posts: 358
    mediocre???.....hell, we are awesome......can I join?....I have "laugh lines" not crows feet, love my beer, can swear with the best of em.....pump my own gas, replace my washer fluid..("no I don't need any help with that, thanks, dude"), my sammiches are awesome, I lift heavy things.....omg, is that the time already?.....off to happy hour!!!:)
  • DainaLC
    DainaLC Posts: 18,937 Member
    Who said margaritas? I know someone said margaritas!
  • pink_and_shiny
    pink_and_shiny Posts: 1,036 Member
    ~runs in hoping that I didn't miss anything~ I'm fashionably late right? Had to get some vodka, who's up for some Raspberry Lemondrop Martinis?

    Got it all, stretch marks (and I only wish they were from children), crows feet, C-section scar, cellulite, still too many pounds on me (but less than there was) and now gallbladder surgery scars too. I want to spend my money on workout clothes, and of course shoes. On the plus side, I don't watch the normal "chick flicks" and I do love to cook especially with Bacon!

    I'm usually a vanilla cake lemondrop girl, but I'll give your raspberry one a whirl! Shake it up!
  • kytte
    kytte Posts: 323 Member
    Well, I'm def. not a model. I work on my own car, fix my own plumbing ( I don't do electrical so don't ask :wink: ), can ride a motorcycle and drive stick, prefer scotch....do I get to join this club?

    Do you own your own power tools?
    Truthfully you had me at plumbing. :smokin:
  • silencioesoro
    silencioesoro Posts: 318 Member
    Who said margaritas? I know someone said margaritas!

    Party up in here!
  • leodora1
    leodora1 Posts: 77 Member
    Almost 40... no modeling here... just short curvy middle aged woman with a c-section belly who loves bacon and well, boobs are good too. But, I am weird and cool in other ways which frankly become more important the older I get anyway. The body doesn't "improve" with age... not by a long shot.
  • kytte
    kytte Posts: 323 Member
    Here's why you should vote for me to be a "mediocre" gal...

    1) I buy my bras at a place that proclaims "The alphabet starts at 'D'."
    2) A glass of wine...the bottle itself is made of glass, therefore, one bottle = one glass.
    3) I'm fluent in profanity

    ETA: This is currently my favorite top...
    il_570xN.503531857_el7t.jpg

    WIN
  • Ramen237
    Ramen237 Posts: 264 Member
    Ha, this is the best topic ever.

    I enjoy making homemade mac and cheese with velveeta. Margaritas for days... though lately it's all about rum and coke.

    Still a girly girl though. I can hold my own... most of the time.

    (And I heard bacon, mmmm bacon.)

    I've been into rummy drinks lately. Must be the spring weather - makes me picture myself on a tropical island somewhere listening to Bob Marley and watching the dolphins. *sigh*

    But unlike you, I cannot hold my liquor. I can have two or three strong drinks, and I'm DONE. Not that I'll black out, but there's a good chance I'll get sick if I drink past this point...
  • polarsjewel
    polarsjewel Posts: 1,725 Member
    So, so far we got boobs, bacon, and what else?

    Wait, there's more?

    Samwichs - D'Uh!
  • SweetTrouble_
    SweetTrouble_ Posts: 933 Member
    <--Doesn't aim to be a model...now can I have some bacon please?
  • leodora1
    leodora1 Posts: 77 Member
    In other words... baby still got back.
  • tlcarolinagirl
    tlcarolinagirl Posts: 1,700 Member
    You rang?

    Wrinkles?...getting some
    Stretch marks? yep and I have a banging csection scar...yay me!
    Cellulite? Yep
    Drink beer? Yep...vodka, too
    Swears like a sailor? Hell yes
    Pasty white? Yep unless I hit the tanning bed..that's bad for you, kids
  • polarsjewel
    polarsjewel Posts: 1,725 Member
    So, so far we got boobs, bacon, and what else?

    bacon, boobs, enjoys sex.


    I think that's pretty much it. the rest is gravy.

    In for gravy
  • silencioesoro
    silencioesoro Posts: 318 Member
    Ha, this is the best topic ever.

    I enjoy making homemade mac and cheese with velveeta. Margaritas for days... though lately it's all about rum and coke.

    Still a girly girl though. I can hold my own... most of the time.

    (And I heard bacon, mmmm bacon.)

    I've been into rummy drinks lately. Must be the spring weather - makes me picture myself on a tropical island somewhere listening to Bob Marley and watching the dolphins. *sigh*

    But unlike you, I cannot hold my liquor. I can have two or three strong drinks, and I'm DONE. Not that I'll black out, but there's a good chance I'll get sick if I drink past this point...

    Hehe, I love the idea of a tropical island... Let's run away!

    I'm the same nowadays, I used to be able to drink everything, now I have to limit myself to one type of drink or else pft.
  • leodora1
    leodora1 Posts: 77 Member
    this doesn't make you mediocore at all... it makes you fabulous.
  • Ramen237
    Ramen237 Posts: 264 Member
    You rang?

    Wrinkles?...getting some
    Stretch marks? yep and I have a banging csection scar...yay me!
    Cellulite? Yep
    Drink beer? Yep...vodka, too
    Swears like a sailor? Hell yes
    Pasty white? Yep unless I hit the tanning bed..that's bad for you, kids

    Welcome! I just want to give you a big hug! :flowerforyou:
  • kytte
    kytte Posts: 323 Member
    I love margaritas, hate chick flicks, and have laugh lines. I'm also very handy (mechanically inclined) and have my own tools that nobody is allowed to touch.
  • Ramen237
    Ramen237 Posts: 264 Member
    So, so far we got boobs, bacon, and what else?

    bacon, boobs, enjoys sex.


    I think that's pretty much it. the rest is gravy.

    In for gravy

    What if I don't enjoy sex?
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
    So, so far we got boobs, bacon, and what else?

    bacon, boobs, enjoys sex.


    I think that's pretty much it. the rest is gravy.

    In for gravy

    What if I don't enjoy sex?

    then you can try out for Asexual level: perfect, mediocre, are you kidding me?



    edited b/c my computer doesn't like asexuality, apparently.
  • kytte
    kytte Posts: 323 Member
    I too could make a sailor blush, and am nearly as white as paper! Also my baby pouch is planning to join my boobs in the retirement, but i'm trying to fire it before it saves enough to make it down there.
  • Ramen237
    Ramen237 Posts: 264 Member
    So, so far we got boobs, bacon, and what else?

    bacon, boobs, enjoys sex.


    I think that's pretty much it. the rest is gravy.

    In for gravy

    What if I don't enjoy sex?

    then you can try out for Asexual level: perfect, mediocre, are you kidding me?



    edited b/c my computer doesn't like asexuality, apparently.

    What's the "are you kidding me" level about? Is that for if you are a tree?
  • quiksylver296
    quiksylver296 Posts: 28,439 Member
    <~~~~ I can shoot! And I prefer my margaritas on the rocks!

    Pick me! Pick me!
  • kytte
    kytte Posts: 323 Member
    <~~~~ I can shoot! And I prefer my margaritas on the rocks!

    Pick me! Pick me!

    Smashing! Me too!
  • DainaLC
    DainaLC Posts: 18,937 Member
    I love margaritas, hate chick flicks, and have laugh lines. I'm also very handy (mechanically inclined) and have my own tools that nobody is allowed to touch.
    Are you my twin? This mamma doesn't like lending her tools out either. Men don't know how to bring them back.
  • Ramen237
    Ramen237 Posts: 264 Member
    Please teach me to shoot!
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
    So, so far we got boobs, bacon, and what else?

    bacon, boobs, enjoys sex.


    I think that's pretty much it. the rest is gravy.

    In for gravy

    What if I don't enjoy sex?

    then you can try out for Asexual level: perfect, mediocre, are you kidding me?



    edited b/c my computer doesn't like asexuality, apparently.

    What's the "are you kidding me" level about? Is that for if you are a tree?

    well... asexuality IS budding...
  • quiksylver296
    quiksylver296 Posts: 28,439 Member
    Please teach me to shoot!

    OK!!! Come on over. I have plenty of guns.
  • kytte
    kytte Posts: 323 Member
    I love margaritas, hate chick flicks, and have laugh lines. I'm also very handy (mechanically inclined) and have my own tools that nobody is allowed to touch.
    Are you my twin? This mamma doesn't like lending her tools out either. Men don't know how to bring them back.
    Yeah and they just toss them around and are so unorganized! I also don't trust them not to end up in the hospital.

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