The "Mediocre" Woman
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The only part of me that is "model-y" is my height, I've been a school custodian for 33 years! ( oh the stories I can tell!) I like gin and my stretch marks have stretch marks. As for boobs, they are making friends with my belly button. Can I be in this club too?0
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~runs in hoping that I didn't miss anything~ I'm fashionably late right? Had to get some vodka, who's up for some Raspberry Lemondrop Martinis?
Got it all, stretch marks (and I only wish they were from children), crows feet, C-section scar, cellulite, still too many pounds on me (but less than there was) and now gallbladder surgery scars too. I want to spend my money on workout clothes, and of course shoes. On the plus side, I don't watch the normal "chick flicks" and I do love to cook especially with Bacon!0 -
mediocre???.....hell, we are awesome......can I join?....I have "laugh lines" not crows feet, love my beer, can swear with the best of em.....pump my own gas, replace my washer fluid..("no I don't need any help with that, thanks, dude"), my sammiches are awesome, I lift heavy things.....omg, is that the time already?.....off to happy hour!!!:)0
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Who said margaritas? I know someone said margaritas!0
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~runs in hoping that I didn't miss anything~ I'm fashionably late right? Had to get some vodka, who's up for some Raspberry Lemondrop Martinis?
Got it all, stretch marks (and I only wish they were from children), crows feet, C-section scar, cellulite, still too many pounds on me (but less than there was) and now gallbladder surgery scars too. I want to spend my money on workout clothes, and of course shoes. On the plus side, I don't watch the normal "chick flicks" and I do love to cook especially with Bacon!
I'm usually a vanilla cake lemondrop girl, but I'll give your raspberry one a whirl! Shake it up!0 -
Well, I'm def. not a model. I work on my own car, fix my own plumbing ( I don't do electrical so don't ask ), can ride a motorcycle and drive stick, prefer scotch....do I get to join this club?
Do you own your own power tools?
Truthfully you had me at plumbing. :smokin:0 -
Who said margaritas? I know someone said margaritas!
Party up in here!0 -
Almost 40... no modeling here... just short curvy middle aged woman with a c-section belly who loves bacon and well, boobs are good too. But, I am weird and cool in other ways which frankly become more important the older I get anyway. The body doesn't "improve" with age... not by a long shot.0
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Here's why you should vote for me to be a "mediocre" gal...
1) I buy my bras at a place that proclaims "The alphabet starts at 'D'."
2) A glass of wine...the bottle itself is made of glass, therefore, one bottle = one glass.
3) I'm fluent in profanity
ETA: This is currently my favorite top...
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Ha, this is the best topic ever.
I enjoy making homemade mac and cheese with velveeta. Margaritas for days... though lately it's all about rum and coke.
Still a girly girl though. I can hold my own... most of the time.
(And I heard bacon, mmmm bacon.)
I've been into rummy drinks lately. Must be the spring weather - makes me picture myself on a tropical island somewhere listening to Bob Marley and watching the dolphins. *sigh*
But unlike you, I cannot hold my liquor. I can have two or three strong drinks, and I'm DONE. Not that I'll black out, but there's a good chance I'll get sick if I drink past this point...0 -
So, so far we got boobs, bacon, and what else?
Wait, there's more?
Samwichs - D'Uh!0 -
<--Doesn't aim to be a model...now can I have some bacon please?0
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In other words... baby still got back.0
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You rang?
Wrinkles?...getting some
Stretch marks? yep and I have a banging csection scar...yay me!
Cellulite? Yep
Drink beer? Yep...vodka, too
Swears like a sailor? Hell yes
Pasty white? Yep unless I hit the tanning bed..that's bad for you, kids0 -
So, so far we got boobs, bacon, and what else?
bacon, boobs, enjoys sex.
I think that's pretty much it. the rest is gravy.
In for gravy0 -
Ha, this is the best topic ever.
I enjoy making homemade mac and cheese with velveeta. Margaritas for days... though lately it's all about rum and coke.
Still a girly girl though. I can hold my own... most of the time.
(And I heard bacon, mmmm bacon.)
I've been into rummy drinks lately. Must be the spring weather - makes me picture myself on a tropical island somewhere listening to Bob Marley and watching the dolphins. *sigh*
But unlike you, I cannot hold my liquor. I can have two or three strong drinks, and I'm DONE. Not that I'll black out, but there's a good chance I'll get sick if I drink past this point...
Hehe, I love the idea of a tropical island... Let's run away!
I'm the same nowadays, I used to be able to drink everything, now I have to limit myself to one type of drink or else pft.0 -
this doesn't make you mediocore at all... it makes you fabulous.0
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You rang?
Wrinkles?...getting some
Stretch marks? yep and I have a banging csection scar...yay me!
Cellulite? Yep
Drink beer? Yep...vodka, too
Swears like a sailor? Hell yes
Pasty white? Yep unless I hit the tanning bed..that's bad for you, kids
Welcome! I just want to give you a big hug! :flowerforyou:0 -
I love margaritas, hate chick flicks, and have laugh lines. I'm also very handy (mechanically inclined) and have my own tools that nobody is allowed to touch.0
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So, so far we got boobs, bacon, and what else?
bacon, boobs, enjoys sex.
I think that's pretty much it. the rest is gravy.
In for gravy
What if I don't enjoy sex?0
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