The "Mediocre" Woman

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  • kytte
    kytte Posts: 323 Member
    Please teach me to shoot!

    my parents taught me since i was around 7.
  • polarsjewel
    polarsjewel Posts: 1,725 Member
    Me too me too me too!!
  • pink_and_shiny
    pink_and_shiny Posts: 1,036 Member
    Who else is a Chivette?
  • quiksylver296
    quiksylver296 Posts: 28,439 Member
    Please teach me to shoot!

    my parents taught me since i was around 7.

    I think I got my first bb gun when I was five? Moved on from there. Carry one to work every day now (deputy sheriff).
  • quiksylver296
    quiksylver296 Posts: 28,439 Member
    Who else is a Chivette?

    I had to google it, but HOT!
  • BattleTaxi
    BattleTaxi Posts: 752 Member
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    =^..^=
  • ThinLizzie0802
    ThinLizzie0802 Posts: 863 Member
    I am most certainly as white as paper
  • suremeansyes
    suremeansyes Posts: 962 Member
    I get bikini waxes but don't shave my thighs.

    Surgery scars on my abdomen but still wear a bikini.

    Great cook but I hate to clean.
  • jenilla1
    jenilla1 Posts: 11,118 Member
    I didn't realize I was mediocre because I wasn't model material? :cry:

    I'm no model, and don't care to be one, but I'll NEVER be mediocre! I'm too awesome for that. :bigsmile:
  • pink_and_shiny
    pink_and_shiny Posts: 1,036 Member
    Who else is a Chivette?

    I had to google it, but HOT!

    KCCO!
  • Ramen237
    Ramen237 Posts: 264 Member
    Please teach me to shoot!

    OK!!! Come on over. I have plenty of guns.

    Weeeeeeeee! You're the best!
  • lmhbuss
    lmhbuss Posts: 282 Member
    Well, I'm def. not a model. I work on my own car, fix my own plumbing ( I don't do electrical so don't ask :wink: ), can ride a motorcycle and drive stick, prefer scotch....do I get to join this club?

    Do you own your own power tools?
    Truthfully you had me at plumbing. :smokin:

    I do indeed. :)
  • kytte
    kytte Posts: 323 Member
    I get bikini waxes but don't shave my thighs.

    Surgery scars on my abdomen but still wear a bikini.

    Great cook but I hate to clean.

    Flaunt it!
  • bekim123
    bekim123 Posts: 391 Member
    Rest my beer on one boob while I eat bacon off the other.
  • Ramen237
    Ramen237 Posts: 264 Member
    Please teach me to shoot!

    my parents taught me since i was around 7.

    I think I got my first bb gun when I was five? Moved on from there. Carry one to work every day now (deputy sheriff).

    That's awesome. A lot of responsibility goes into gun ownership.
  • mank32
    mank32 Posts: 1,323 Member
    skateboards like boy (constantly)
    dresses like boy (frequently)
    no boobs, like boy (always)
    swears like sailor
    hates cooking
    :drinker:

    upon further reflection, i realize i may not qualify for "mediocre." "p!ss-poor" may be more like it...
  • quiksylver296
    quiksylver296 Posts: 28,439 Member
    Please teach me to shoot!

    my parents taught me since i was around 7.

    I think I got my first bb gun when I was five? Moved on from there. Carry one to work every day now (deputy sheriff).

    That's awesome. A lot of responsibility goes into gun ownership.

    Yes! My son is nine. Everything is locked up and secure at my house. Heard way too many sad stories.
  • kytte
    kytte Posts: 323 Member
    :drinker:
    Rest my beer on one boob while I eat bacon off the other.
  • quiksylver296
    quiksylver296 Posts: 28,439 Member
    :drinker:
    Rest my beer on one boob while I eat bacon off the other.

    That is not mediocre! I call troll!
  • quiksylver296
    quiksylver296 Posts: 28,439 Member
    :drinker:
    Rest my beer on one boob while I eat bacon off the other.

    That is not mediocre! I call troll!

    And..while I am decidedly heterosexual, I think I would like to see her prove it.
  • Ramen237
    Ramen237 Posts: 264 Member
    Please teach me to shoot!

    my parents taught me since i was around 7.

    I think I got my first bb gun when I was five? Moved on from there. Carry one to work every day now (deputy sheriff).

    That's awesome. A lot of responsibility goes into gun ownership.

    Yes! My son is nine. Everything is locked up and secure at my house. Heard way too many sad stories.

    Yup. Guns aren't for joking around.
  • Ramen237
    Ramen237 Posts: 264 Member
    :drinker:
    Rest my beer on one boob while I eat bacon off the other.

    Hey I rest things on there all the time. It's like a shelf.
  • kytte
    kytte Posts: 323 Member
    I lose things there all the time >.>
  • quiksylver296
    quiksylver296 Posts: 28,439 Member
    I couldn't rest a beer glass (or a shot glass) on my almost B cups...
  • PhearlessPhreaks
    PhearlessPhreaks Posts: 890 Member
    Nothing mediocre about this chick (though I do appreciate what you did there with the quotation marks in the title)

    An ex once said I'm the perfect mix of girly girl and tomboy. It might have been the best compliment he ever gave me!:wink:
  • sanzza
    sanzza Posts: 60
    :noway: I cant believe a woman wrote this thread.. theres nothing mediocre about women ..we are a complexed unique species :tongue:
  • segastler
    segastler Posts: 207 Member
    My husband thinks I'm suberb. I bake, cook, am all natural everywhere, work hard, love hard, play hard. I may be mediocre to some, but to him and I, I am pretty awesome.

    I don't clean....F*** that noise.
  • BigBellyGoAway
    BigBellyGoAway Posts: 781 Member
    So, so far we got boobs, bacon, and what else?

    Wait, there's more?

    Samwichs - D'Uh!

    We already covered that with bacon. :laugh:
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  • BigBellyGoAway
    BigBellyGoAway Posts: 781 Member
    In other words... baby still got back.

    Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt.

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