The "Mediocre" Woman

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  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
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    if you were to do a head swap operation between a cro-magnon woman and a neanderthal woman, I'm like the one that got the cro-magnon head and neanderthal body. Except that the back of my head is also somewhat neanderthal. But I do have a vertical forehead and a pointy chin. And little to no projecting mid-face.

    I aspire to be able to deadlift 300lb........... not to be a model.

    Do I fit the criteria for this thread? :flowerforyou:

    ETA; don't forget the c-section scar. Which I like because my kids were born alive. Sod aesthetics.

    ETA2: actually I do look like a model..... those models are on display in the middle palaeolithic section at natural history museums :drinker:
  • kytte
    kytte Posts: 323 Member
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    These are the kinda girls I like to hang out with, "mediocre" is the new black! Add me!
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,820 Member
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    the lack of response from other women is interesting.

    I think most women hesitate to label themselves mediocre. I label myself all the time, but it's usually with a sharpie, 'cause I broke my label maker. Also, I heard there was booze here? :drinker:
  • kytte
    kytte Posts: 323 Member
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    i always have patron silver, jd honey, and some kind of vodka in my stash. come on over :drinker:
  • ThinLizzie0802
    ThinLizzie0802 Posts: 863 Member
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    Awesome fresh chicken salad sandwich made today - check
    Some sort of awesome sandwich made damn near every day- check
    Drinks liquor better than the boys (but still behaves like a lady when she does it) - check
    Boobs (boobs for daaaaays)- check
    Stretchmarks- check
    Crows feet- Check

    Not striving for perfect, striving to be better, the best me, and that will never be mediocre!
  • Ramen237
    Ramen237 Posts: 264 Member
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    So how would you rank boobs, beer, and bacon in order of descending importance? IS there anything else on that list?... Men are an enigma to me sometimes...
  • ooBombshellBeautyoo
    ooBombshellBeautyoo Posts: 237 Member
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    Aim to be a model- hell no!! Take care of myself- hell yes!!
  • ThinLizzie0802
    ThinLizzie0802 Posts: 863 Member
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    My boobs: Phenom
    My taste in beer: I'm a stout and porter girl (craft *kitten*)
    My Bacon- I want that **** crispy crispy! And I like to bake it!
  • Ramen237
    Ramen237 Posts: 264 Member
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    My boobs: Phenom
    My taste in beer: I'm a stout and porter girl (craft *kitten*)
    My Bacon- I want that **** crispy crispy! And I like to bake it!

    High five girl!! I get a lot of BS for loving my dark beers (mostly from other women, who are either surprised or shoot me dirty looks for ordering something "not calorie friendly" or "unfeminine"). One word: GUINNESS :drinker: :heart:
  • kytte
    kytte Posts: 323 Member
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    I want to make bacon babies with you.
  • jessilyn76
    jessilyn76 Posts: 532 Member
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    in for beer. real beer, not light beer........and I got boobs for daysssssssss
  • Ramen237
    Ramen237 Posts: 264 Member
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    in for beer. real beer, not light beer........and I got boobs for daysssssssss

    We should compare boob measurements :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • BigBellyGoAway
    BigBellyGoAway Posts: 781 Member
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    Drinks liquor better than the boys (but still behaves like a lady when she does it) - check

    You can't behave like a lady if you want to be in the mediocre crowd. Get your butt up there with the classy broads.
  • ThinLizzie0802
    ThinLizzie0802 Posts: 863 Member
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    By behave like a lady I mean:

    Keep my puking to the alley
    Don't trip when the walls start spinning
    Always land my punches the first try


    I'm in for dark beer bacon babies!
  • BigBellyGoAway
    BigBellyGoAway Posts: 781 Member
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    So how would you rank boobs, beer, and bacon in order of descending importance? IS there anything else on that list?... Men are an enigma to me sometimes...

    Boobs, beer and bacon are ranked by what's available to us first. :laugh:
  • BigBellyGoAway
    BigBellyGoAway Posts: 781 Member
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    By behave like a lady I mean:

    Keep my puking to the alley
    Don't trip when the walls start spinning
    Always land my punches the first try


    I'm in for dark beer bacon babies!

    I think I love you. :blushing: :laugh:
  • Ramen237
    Ramen237 Posts: 264 Member
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    So how would you rank boobs, beer, and bacon in order of descending importance? IS there anything else on that list?... Men are an enigma to me sometimes...

    Boobs, beer and bacon are ranked by what's available to us first. :laugh:

    You, sir, are a real man.
  • BigBellyGoAway
    BigBellyGoAway Posts: 781 Member
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    So how would you rank boobs, beer, and bacon in order of descending importance? IS there anything else on that list?... Men are an enigma to me sometimes...

    Boobs, beer and bacon are ranked by what's available to us first. :laugh:

    You, sir, are a real man.

    *burps*
  • TriShamelessly
    TriShamelessly Posts: 905 Member
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    So how would you rank boobs, beer, and bacon in order of descending importance? IS there anything else on that list?... Men are an enigma to me sometimes...

    From a guy - they are all equally appealing - just depends on the time of day. And there appears to be nothing mediocre from the female side who are responding here. Kudos to you all!
  • ChristinaOrtiz23
    ChristinaOrtiz23 Posts: 1,546 Member
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    what is your drink of choice??

    Depending a the day!!

    Wine- if i want to try to me classy BUT ends up drinking the whole bottle and gets **** FACED

    Bacardi- if i want to go out and be out ALL NIGHT!!

    Hennessy- When i want to get into trouble!!

    Beer- If you see a beer in my hand i'm GONE, SMASHED, DRUNK!!!!!!

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