The "Mediocre" Woman

jessilyn76

in for beer. real beer, not light beer........and I got boobs for daysssssssss

Ramen237

in for beer. real beer, not light beer........and I got boobs for daysssssssss

We should compare boob measurements :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

BigBellyGoAway

Drinks liquor better than the boys (but still behaves like a lady when she does it) - check

You can't behave like a lady if you want to be in the mediocre crowd. Get your butt up there with the classy broads.

ThinLizzie0802

By behave like a lady I mean:

Keep my puking to the alley
Don't trip when the walls start spinning
Always land my punches the first try


I'm in for dark beer bacon babies!

BigBellyGoAway

So how would you rank boobs, beer, and bacon in order of descending importance? IS there anything else on that list?... Men are an enigma to me sometimes...

Boobs, beer and bacon are ranked by what's available to us first. :laugh:

BigBellyGoAway

By behave like a lady I mean:

Keep my puking to the alley
Don't trip when the walls start spinning
Always land my punches the first try


I'm in for dark beer bacon babies!

I think I love you. :blushing: :laugh:

Ramen237

So how would you rank boobs, beer, and bacon in order of descending importance? IS there anything else on that list?... Men are an enigma to me sometimes...

Boobs, beer and bacon are ranked by what's available to us first. :laugh:

You, sir, are a real man.

BigBellyGoAway

So how would you rank boobs, beer, and bacon in order of descending importance? IS there anything else on that list?... Men are an enigma to me sometimes...

Boobs, beer and bacon are ranked by what's available to us first. :laugh:

You, sir, are a real man.

*burps*

TriShamelessly

So how would you rank boobs, beer, and bacon in order of descending importance? IS there anything else on that list?... Men are an enigma to me sometimes...

From a guy - they are all equally appealing - just depends on the time of day. And there appears to be nothing mediocre from the female side who are responding here. Kudos to you all!

ChristinaOrtiz23

what is your drink of choice??

Depending a the day!!

Wine- if i want to try to me classy BUT ends up drinking the whole bottle and gets **** FACED

Bacardi- if i want to go out and be out ALL NIGHT!!

Hennessy- When i want to get into trouble!!

Beer- If you see a beer in my hand i'm GONE, SMASHED, DRUNK!!!!!!

die2fat4love

I think I might belong...Crows feet, stretch marks, Love a good beer/drink, Lost my boobs with the weight but I might still qualify....perhaps...???

PixTheCupCakeDestroyer

I'm hot, but I would totally do the mediocre chicks, they are more fun.

BigBellyGoAway

I'm hot, but I would totally do the mediocre chicks, they are more fun.

You're a good Queen to your subjects.

ChristinaOrtiz23

OH WE GOING TO BOOBS AND A*S!!! LORD HAVE MERCY!! I CAN FEED A SMALL COUNTRY WITH ALL THE BOOBS AND A*S I GOT!!!!!!! HAHAHA

kytte

I think I might belong...Crows feet, stretch marks, Love a good beer/drink, Lost my boobs with the weight but I might still qualify....perhaps...???

i never said boobs are a requirement, although mine seemed to have gotten their gps ready and are planning their retirement at the ankles.

Rissyroo513

My boobs: Phenom
My taste in beer: I'm a stout and porter girl (craft *kitten*)
My Bacon- I want that **** crispy crispy! And I like to bake it!

High five girl!! I get a lot of BS for loving my dark beers (mostly from other women, who are either surprised or shoot me dirty looks for ordering something "not calorie friendly" or "unfeminine"). One word: GUINNESS :drinker:

We should hang out, porters all around. The less heard of the brewery the better!
Oh and my boobs never get smaller when I lose weight...how is that possible?

TheWorstHorse

Bacon.

then i am in.

Ramen237

what is your drink of choice??

Depending a the day!!

Wine- if i want to try to me classy BUT ends up drinking the whole bottle and gets **** FACED

Bacardi- if i want to go out and be out ALL NIGHT!!

Hennessy- When i want to get into trouble!!

Beer- If you see a beer in my hand i'm GONE, SMASHED, DRUNK!!!!!!

Try not to drink more than a glass of red wine (gives me headaches). At social occasions usually white wine or lighter beers.

But my drink of choice is really bourbon, I usually drink it straight, as an old fashioned, or in other simple mixed drinks (good after a long day)

I also love gin and gin-based cocktails.

Not the biggest fan of vodka or sugary/artificially flavored cocktails.

die2fat4love

I think I might belong...Crows feet, stretch marks, Love a good beer/drink, Lost my boobs with the weight but I might still qualify....perhaps...???

i never said boobs are a requirement, although mine seemed to have gotten their gps ready and are planning their retirement at the ankles.

Now I know that we are going to be life long friends ...since our boobs are headed on retirement together

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PixTheCupCakeDestroyer

I'm hot, but I would totally do the mediocre chicks, they are more fun.

You're a good Queen to your subjects.

I try really hard.

ChristinaOrtiz23

what is your drink of choice??

Depending a the day!!

Wine- if i want to try to me classy BUT ends up drinking the whole bottle and gets **** FACED

Bacardi- if i want to go out and be out ALL NIGHT!!

Hennessy- When i want to get into trouble!!

Beer- If you see a beer in my hand i'm GONE, SMASHED, DRUNK!!!!!!

Try not to drink more than a glass of red wine (gives me headaches). At social occasions usually white wine or lighter beers.

But my drink of choice is really bourbon, I usually drink it straight, as an old fashioned, or in other simple mixed drinks (good after a long day)

I also love gin and gin-based cocktails.

Not the biggest fan of vodka or sugary/artificially flavored cocktails.

You dont pay no games!!! you rock lol!! Yea i take it straight too!!! that gin aint no joke lol!

BigBellyGoAway

I'm hot, but I would totally do the mediocre chicks, they are more fun.

You're a good Queen to your subjects.

I try really hard.

The socks show that you care. :bigsmile:

lmhbuss

Well, I'm def. not a model. I work on my own car, fix my own plumbing ( I don't do electrical so don't ask ), can ride a motorcycle and drive stick, prefer scotch....do I get to join this club?

Ramen237

My boobs: Phenom
My taste in beer: I'm a stout and porter girl (craft *kitten*)
My Bacon- I want that **** crispy crispy! And I like to bake it!

High five girl!! I get a lot of BS for loving my dark beers (mostly from other women, who are either surprised or shoot me dirty looks for ordering something "not calorie friendly" or "unfeminine"). One word: GUINNESS :drinker:

We should hang out, porters all around. The less heard of the brewery the better!
Oh and my boobs never get smaller when I lose weight...how is that possible?

What a marvelous idea! Cheers to that! :drinker:

My boobs do get smaller as I lose weight, but not too much, so I'm good in that department :laugh:

Christina - LMAO... And I've got a lot of *kitten* to "laugh off" :bigsmile:

DeadliftAddict

drinks like a man curses like a sailor!! I have cellulite for days!! Loves cars too!! :bigsmile:

Winning!

Ramen237

Well, I'm def. not a model. I work on my own car, fix my own plumbing ( I don't do electrical so don't ask ), can ride a motorcycle and drive stick, prefer scotch....do I get to join this club?

I'm learning to drive stick on a jeep. It's so much... funner... than automatic lol

maab_connor

So, so far we got boobs, bacon, and what else?

bacon, boobs, enjoys sex.


I think that's pretty much it. the rest is gravy.

silencioesoro

Ha, this is the best topic ever.

I enjoy making homemade mac and cheese with velveeta. Margaritas for days... though lately it's all about rum and coke.

Still a girly girl though. I can hold my own... most of the time.

(And I heard bacon, mmmm bacon.)

pink_and_shiny

Here's why you should vote for me to be a "mediocre" gal...

1) I buy my bras at a place that proclaims "The alphabet starts at 'D'."
2) A glass of wine...the bottle itself is made of glass, therefore, one bottle = one glass.
3) I'm fluent in profanity

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