The "Mediocre" Woman
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By behave like a lady I mean:
Keep my puking to the alley
Don't trip when the walls start spinning
Always land my punches the first try
I'm in for dark beer bacon babies!0 -
So how would you rank boobs, beer, and bacon in order of descending importance? IS there anything else on that list?... Men are an enigma to me sometimes...
Boobs, beer and bacon are ranked by what's available to us first. :laugh:0 -
By behave like a lady I mean:
Keep my puking to the alley
Don't trip when the walls start spinning
Always land my punches the first try
I'm in for dark beer bacon babies!
I think I love you. :blushing: :laugh:0 -
So how would you rank boobs, beer, and bacon in order of descending importance? IS there anything else on that list?... Men are an enigma to me sometimes...
Boobs, beer and bacon are ranked by what's available to us first. :laugh:
You, sir, are a real man.0 -
So how would you rank boobs, beer, and bacon in order of descending importance? IS there anything else on that list?... Men are an enigma to me sometimes...
Boobs, beer and bacon are ranked by what's available to us first. :laugh:
You, sir, are a real man.
*burps*0 -
So how would you rank boobs, beer, and bacon in order of descending importance? IS there anything else on that list?... Men are an enigma to me sometimes...
From a guy - they are all equally appealing - just depends on the time of day. And there appears to be nothing mediocre from the female side who are responding here. Kudos to you all!0 -
what is your drink of choice??
Depending a the day!!
Wine- if i want to try to me classy BUT ends up drinking the whole bottle and gets **** FACED
Bacardi- if i want to go out and be out ALL NIGHT!!
Hennessy- When i want to get into trouble!!
Beer- If you see a beer in my hand i'm GONE, SMASHED, DRUNK!!!!!!0 -
I think I might belong...Crows feet, stretch marks, Love a good beer/drink, Lost my boobs with the weight but I might still qualify....perhaps...???0
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I'm hot, but I would totally do the mediocre chicks, they are more fun.0
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I'm hot, but I would totally do the mediocre chicks, they are more fun.
You're a good Queen to your subjects.0 -
OH WE GOING TO BOOBS AND A*S!!! LORD HAVE MERCY!! I CAN FEED A SMALL COUNTRY WITH ALL THE BOOBS AND A*S I GOT!!!!!!! HAHAHA0
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I think I might belong...Crows feet, stretch marks, Love a good beer/drink, Lost my boobs with the weight but I might still qualify....perhaps...???
i never said boobs are a requirement, although mine seemed to have gotten their gps ready and are planning their retirement at the ankles.0 -
My boobs: Phenom
My taste in beer: I'm a stout and porter girl (craft *kitten*)
My Bacon- I want that **** crispy crispy! And I like to bake it!
High five girl!! I get a lot of BS for loving my dark beers (mostly from other women, who are either surprised or shoot me dirty looks for ordering something "not calorie friendly" or "unfeminine"). One word: GUINNESS :drinker:
We should hang out, porters all around. The less heard of the brewery the better!
Oh and my boobs never get smaller when I lose weight...how is that possible?0 -
Bacon.
then i am in.0 -
what is your drink of choice??
Depending a the day!!
Wine- if i want to try to me classy BUT ends up drinking the whole bottle and gets **** FACED
Bacardi- if i want to go out and be out ALL NIGHT!!
Hennessy- When i want to get into trouble!!
Beer- If you see a beer in my hand i'm GONE, SMASHED, DRUNK!!!!!!
Try not to drink more than a glass of red wine (gives me headaches). At social occasions usually white wine or lighter beers.
But my drink of choice is really bourbon, I usually drink it straight, as an old fashioned, or in other simple mixed drinks (good after a long day)
I also love gin and gin-based cocktails.
Not the biggest fan of vodka or sugary/artificially flavored cocktails.0 -
I think I might belong...Crows feet, stretch marks, Love a good beer/drink, Lost my boobs with the weight but I might still qualify....perhaps...???
i never said boobs are a requirement, although mine seemed to have gotten their gps ready and are planning their retirement at the ankles.
Now I know that we are going to be life long friends ...since our boobs are headed on retirement together0 -
I'm hot, but I would totally do the mediocre chicks, they are more fun.
You're a good Queen to your subjects.
I try really hard.0 -
what is your drink of choice??
Depending a the day!!
Wine- if i want to try to me classy BUT ends up drinking the whole bottle and gets **** FACED
Bacardi- if i want to go out and be out ALL NIGHT!!
Hennessy- When i want to get into trouble!!
Beer- If you see a beer in my hand i'm GONE, SMASHED, DRUNK!!!!!!
Try not to drink more than a glass of red wine (gives me headaches). At social occasions usually white wine or lighter beers.
But my drink of choice is really bourbon, I usually drink it straight, as an old fashioned, or in other simple mixed drinks (good after a long day)
I also love gin and gin-based cocktails.
Not the biggest fan of vodka or sugary/artificially flavored cocktails.
You dont pay no games!!! you rock lol!! Yea i take it straight too!!! that gin aint no joke lol!0 -
I'm hot, but I would totally do the mediocre chicks, they are more fun.
You're a good Queen to your subjects.
I try really hard.
The socks show that you care. :bigsmile:0 -
Well, I'm def. not a model. I work on my own car, fix my own plumbing ( I don't do electrical so don't ask ), can ride a motorcycle and drive stick, prefer scotch....do I get to join this club?0
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My boobs: Phenom
My taste in beer: I'm a stout and porter girl (craft *kitten*)
My Bacon- I want that **** crispy crispy! And I like to bake it!
High five girl!! I get a lot of BS for loving my dark beers (mostly from other women, who are either surprised or shoot me dirty looks for ordering something "not calorie friendly" or "unfeminine"). One word: GUINNESS :drinker:
We should hang out, porters all around. The less heard of the brewery the better!
Oh and my boobs never get smaller when I lose weight...how is that possible?
What a marvelous idea! Cheers to that! :drinker:
My boobs do get smaller as I lose weight, but not too much, so I'm good in that department :laugh:
Christina - LMAO... And I've got a lot of *kitten* to "laugh off" :bigsmile:0 -
drinks like a man curses like a sailor!! I have cellulite for days!! Loves cars too!! :bigsmile:
Winning!0 -
Well, I'm def. not a model. I work on my own car, fix my own plumbing ( I don't do electrical so don't ask ), can ride a motorcycle and drive stick, prefer scotch....do I get to join this club?
I'm learning to drive stick on a jeep. It's so much... funner... than automatic lol0 -
So, so far we got boobs, bacon, and what else?
bacon, boobs, enjoys sex.
I think that's pretty much it. the rest is gravy.0 -
Ha, this is the best topic ever.
I enjoy making homemade mac and cheese with velveeta. Margaritas for days... though lately it's all about rum and coke.
Still a girly girl though. I can hold my own... most of the time.
(And I heard bacon, mmmm bacon.)0 -
Here's why you should vote for me to be a "mediocre" gal...
1) I buy my bras at a place that proclaims "The alphabet starts at 'D'."
2) A glass of wine...the bottle itself is made of glass, therefore, one bottle = one glass.
3) I'm fluent in profanity
ETA: This is currently my favorite top...
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The only part of me that is "model-y" is my height, I've been a school custodian for 33 years! ( oh the stories I can tell!) I like gin and my stretch marks have stretch marks. As for boobs, they are making friends with my belly button. Can I be in this club too?0
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~runs in hoping that I didn't miss anything~ I'm fashionably late right? Had to get some vodka, who's up for some Raspberry Lemondrop Martinis?
Got it all, stretch marks (and I only wish they were from children), crows feet, C-section scar, cellulite, still too many pounds on me (but less than there was) and now gallbladder surgery scars too. I want to spend my money on workout clothes, and of course shoes. On the plus side, I don't watch the normal "chick flicks" and I do love to cook especially with Bacon!0 -
mediocre???.....hell, we are awesome......can I join?....I have "laugh lines" not crows feet, love my beer, can swear with the best of em.....pump my own gas, replace my washer fluid..("no I don't need any help with that, thanks, dude"), my sammiches are awesome, I lift heavy things.....omg, is that the time already?.....off to happy hour!!!:)0
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Who said margaritas? I know someone said margaritas!0
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