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ZebraHead

I can't wait for Thanksgiving so I can make my Alton Brown brined turkey recipe again.


Why can't you remember to ______________!!

Voncreepy2

Why can't you remember to ___flush the toilet___________!!

Would you just quit __________________already?

ZebraHead

Would you just quit _making excuses and get with the program_already?



Working here always makes me __________________________.

Voncreepy2

Working here always makes me ______want to stick my finger down my throat and puke!!!!!____________________.



Would you babysit my ____________?

♥jewelchristian♥

Working here always makes me yell.

I wish I could get a good __________

ZebraHead

That is a very dangerous question to ask me to complete!!!

I will attempt to be nice:

I wish I could get a good New York style cheesecake.

And Steph's

Would you babysit my ego??


Girls are made of gunpowder and lead and boys are made of __________________.

♥jewelchristian♥

Girls are made of gunpowder and lead and boys are made of zombies long dead

I really like the feel of my ______________________

ZebraHead

Girls are made of gunpowder and lead and boys are made of zombies long dead

I really like the feel of my ______________________

Damn again another good one must be withheld.

I really like the feel of my .357 magnum.


Don't point __________ at me.

♥jewelchristian♥

Don't point that chocoate cake at me

I really wish my ______________ would stop hurting

ZebraHead

I really wish my eating hand would stop hurting.


Your parents _____________ so much worse than mine!!

♥jewelchristian♥

Your parents bad jokes are so much worse than mine

When I _________________ I feel good about myself

ZebraHead

When I give to others I feel good about myself



Never _______________ until there are witnesses.

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ZebraHead

The ___inebriated couple_____ went bump in the night


Taste this and tell me if _____________________.

Behavior_Modification

Taste this and tell me if it needs more vodka.

You know you've gained weight when_________________.

ZebraHead

You know you've gained weight when__your boxers wear like a thong.


Red Wine may yet ____________________.

Behavior_Modification

Red Wine may yet be a super food.

Go to the ____________________already!

ZebraHead

Go to the _Liquor store_already!



Many times have I heard you say __________________________!!

oregonlady

Many times have I heard you say _____i'm restarting my diet today______!!

i feel like ______________ today.

Behavior_Modification

I feel like a __orange frog legged rhinoceros__ today.

_____________would make a great pie.

NYIceQueen

I feel like a __orange frog legged rhinoceros__ today.

_____________would make a great pie.

___Martha Stewart____ would make a great pie.

I ______ The Real Housewives series.

Voncreepy2

I __am unable to comment on____ The Real Housewives series.


I went fishing and caught_____________.

oregonlady

I went fishing and caught_____a cold_.

yesterday i ___________ed and today i ___________________.

ZebraHead

yesterday i _existed_ and today i _exist.


Your best friend just tried ________________.

egbkid

Your best friend just tried to bite me.



My invisible friend thinks you ________________.

ZebraHead

My invisible friend thinks you _look hot in the shower.


Never tell your ________ about the time you and ___________________.

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NYIceQueen

Never tell your _sister_ about the time you and _I put dish soap in the fountain_


This is the perfect time to __________

This is the perfrect time to ___HAVE MORE COFFEE!!!!__

For Halloween this year, my kid(s) is/are going as ___________

JuliaRose73

This is the perfect time to __ go get a second cup of coffee__!

This year for Halloween I'm _______________________ .

canela023

For Halloween this year, my kid(s) is/are going as _Old School Gangsters!!!!

Todays the day that I want to start ______________________________