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oregonlady

Todays the day that I want to start _______a rumer about you___________

but i would never______________.

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ZebraHead

Why do my _lips_ smell like a _bronze statues behind_?


The last time I got drunk in a bar I _____________________.

JuliaRose73

The last time I got drunk in a bar I _kissed a stranger or was it a backside of a bronze statue???________

I really hope it was a ________________________________.

NYIceQueen

The last time I got drunk in a bar I _kissed a stranger or was it a backside of a bronze statue???________

I really hope it was a ________________________________.

I really hope it was a ___stranger's bronzed backside___

Said stranger then _____________ and then _____________.

ZebraHead

Said stranger then _paid me _ and then _we went to her penthouse to live happily ever after.


But one day I found her lipstick ___________ , then the butler __________.

JuliaRose73

But one day I found her lipstick _on the pool boy_ , then the butler _said "That's what you get for bringing home a drunken' floozy!"_.

Now what should one do with a butler that does not know ______________________________

ZebraHead

Now what should one do with a butler that does not know _that I was the drunken floozy?!


My only option was to ________ the pool boy and the butler to ensure that my reputation _______________.

JuliaRose73

My only option was to __bronze__ the pool boy and the butler to ensure that my reputation _as town gigalo is not found out before I'm elected Mayor in November.____

The gardner, a smart man, did not _______________________ about the new bronze statues that he ______________.

ZebraHead

The gardner, a smart man, did not _question me_ about the new bronze statues that he _was paid triple overtime to install and clean in the garden maze on the rooftop_.

It wasn't until a _______ winter's night that the pool boy's __________ came calling haunting me in my __________.

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ZebraHead

Said flatulance was caused by mixing _Brasso_ with _pool boy *kitten* _ and not doing _ proper deep cleaning_.

Now my neigbors think___________ and have called the __________ to report heavy ________.

Behavior_Modification

Now my neigbors think___I'm a drunk__ and have called the _garbage company__ to report heavy __recycling__.


You have to watch out for ________________ on the __________________.

ZebraHead

You have to watch out for _East Coast Mafia_ on the _garbage truck.


_________ are always demanding extra _________ too keep quiet about _________ in Vegas.

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ZebraHead

Swimming pools are a great _petri dishes_ for _Community funk.


Never dip your _____________ into the public _______________.

♥jewelchristian♥

Never dip your bronze pool boy into the public urinals

People are watching you _________ and thinking about calling __________

JuliaRose73

People are watching you __shave__ and thinking about calling _National Enquirer to tell them they found big foot!___



When you do ____________________, I'm going to ________________________ and laugh to all my friends about it.

Behavior_Modification

When you do __finally figure it out__, I'm going to _be really surprised_ and laugh to all my friends about it.

Leave the _________________ alone before someone gets _________________.

♥jewelchristian♥

Leave the _marshmallows__alone before someone gets __an eye put out___

I wonder how ________ I can put in my mouth

ZebraHead

I wonder how _long it will be before I find a computer_ I can put in my mouth .

If I can't find one I guess I will _____________________.

♥jewelchristian♥

If I can't find one I guess I will __have to create it myself__

It feels like I'm getting _____________.

oregonlady

It feels like I'm getting __close to inventing a billion dollor invention here!

wolf23

Oregonlady forgot to give us a sentence to finish because she___________________.

Voncreepy2

Oregonlady forgot to give us a sentence to finish because she__is cleaning her oven with a toothbrush_____.


My dining room now looks as though a _____________threw up ______________all over the walls!!!!!!!

ZebraHead

My dining room now looks as though a _drunk bizarro Superman_threw up _yack encrusted Krytonite chunks_all over the walls!!!!!!!


Must have been sleeping when I packed my lunch because now I'm having __________ on a __________ with _________ on the side.

NYIceQueen

My dining room now looks as though a _drunk bizarro Superman_threw up _yack encrusted Krytonite chunks_all over the walls!!!!!!!


Must have been sleeping when I packed my lunch because now I'm having __________ on a __________ with _________ on the side.

Must have been sleeping when I packed my lunch because now I'm having __roast beef and swiss ___ on a __shoe insert___ with ____Crest 3D toothpaste___ on the side.


When I hear Buffalo, I think of _______ and ___________ and _____________.

ZebraHead

When I hear Buffalo, I think of _New York_ and _Wings_ and _Dances With Wolves.


My spouse makes me ___________ when they __________ on the ___________ everyday.

NYIceQueen

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NYIceQueen

My spouse makes me __sing The Oscar Meyer Weiner Song____ when they __sing it____ on the __TV but I wish I could sing it____everyday.


An African Swallow ________ carrying a coconut_____________rude French guards________.