finish the sentance....start a new sentance

Voncreepy2

Walk to the edge of ______the cliff_______ toss out your _potato peels_ and call to the wood nymphs

If you're _________and you know it __________your _______.

♥jewelchristian♥

If you're __a zombie ___ and you know it __eat the brains of ___your __boss

My _____this year ___Thanksgiving and ____ spandex

Voncreepy2

My _creedo____this year _will be to starve on__Thanksgiving and __wear only__ spandex


I see London, I see France I _____________________.

Behavior_Modification

I see London, I see France, I _can't wait to wear smaller pants!

What happens in Vegas, _____________________________.

azmomof2

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas unless you brought home an STD :l (thank the Lord for being happily married!)

When my fav song is on and I'm alone at home I turn up the music and love to............

pinkissheek

dance in my underpants!

when I see snooki on the jersey shore I say ,"______________"

ZebraHead

when I see snooki on the jersey shore I say _oops wrong channel cause I don't watch this kind of useless drivel.


When you grab your __________ make a tooting sound ________________.

♥jewelchristian♥

When you grab your __travel mug__ make a tooting sound __with your lips

Coffee is _____ part of _____

Chickabittie

Coffee is nectar of the gods, part of my daily routine.


Don't _____ into________, forcing could_________ puncture.

ZebraHead

Don't _rush_ into_the future_, forcing could_cause a _temporal_ puncture.


While digging through my spouse's ____________ drawer I found __________ and they never used it _____________.

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♥jewelchristian♥

Halloween is __the best night ___and the ghouls ___frolick___in the _eerie__moonlight

Moonlit ______ is the best time to ______ and ______

ZebraHead

Moonlit _nights _are the best time to _catch a moon tan_ and _skinny dip.

When I feel ____________ you could knock me over with a _______________.

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♥jewelchristian♥

Nobody expects __anything from anybody anymore.

Anyone who _____ trespassing on _____night will be dealt ____

ZebraHead

Anyone who _is found _ trespassing on _my spouse at_night will be dealt _with in the most tickilish way possible.


My ____________ does the ___________, my ____________ does the _______________.

♥jewelchristian♥

My _ dog does the ___hokey pokey__ while my ___wife_ does the _dishes

I am so _____, I could ______

ZebraHead

I am so _happy _, I could _just *kitten*.


Super glue _________ cheating_________ emergency room.

Chickabittie

Super gluing ___ your eyeballs together is like ___ cheating __death by boredom in the ___ emergency room.


Don't give me __________ and ___________ my love is only__________.

ZebraHead

Don't give me _I ship out in the moring__ and __to you __ my love is only_that makes this damn war worth fighting.



Many roads____________ great path____________ cross___________ then.

NYIceQueen

Many roads ___have armadillos on the ___ great path __but as they ___ cross___ you need to think of a good Roadkill recipe ___ then.


Men ________ whenever _____ man crush_________ pumpkin carver.

Chickabittie

Many roads -- criss cross the ----great path--- and get me all lost and confused and--- cross--until I lay down and cry because I have no sense of direction--- then.


It's the law______________ any_____________change__________within___________.

ZebraHead

Men _cheer_ whenever _a manly_ man crush _es an amatuer_ pumpkin carver.

It's the law_that panties and_ any_underwear_change_daily_within_24 hours.



Hey dude _________ that __________ and pass the ________ covered ____________.

Chickabittie

Hey dude______ give me some of ________that____awesome bean dip ______ and pass the ___disgusting, smelly,odorific, craptastic ________ covered _____ casserole right out the door.


Snacks can__________ your__________and you can______________at bedtime.

oregonlady

Snacks can_____fatten_____ your_____husband_____and you can_______eat more_______at bedtime.




most people love to ________________________. but i love to ________________________.

ZebraHead

Most people love to _use a gun_. But I love to _use my hands.


If you watched ___________ you would know that you _____________ or else _____________.

Behavior_Modification

If you watched _the monkeys going at it_ you would know that you _are like everybody else_ or else _like everybody are_. :huh:

I think I'm going to start a _________________.

Chickabittie

I think I'm going to start a ___ fanclub. ;-)


Read all _______ warnings_________before _________ product.

ZebraHead

Read all _sexual_ warnings_about chaffing_before _applying_ product.



Depending on _____________ the size of _______ and __________ means you_________.

♥jewelchristian♥

Depending on __ the colour of the inside, __ the size of _the hole and _ the length __ means you __might need some lubricant__

How come when____ touches ___ I go all _____