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  • ZebraHead
    ZebraHead Posts: 15,207 Member
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    I wonder how _long it will be before I find a computer_ I can put in my mouth .

    If I can't find one I guess I will _____________________.
  • ♥jewelchristian♥
    ♥jewelchristian♥ Posts: 3,666 Member
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    If I can't find one I guess I will __have to create it myself__

    It feels like I'm getting _____________.
  • oregonlady
    oregonlady Posts: 2,743 Member
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    It feels like I'm getting __close to inventing a billion dollor invention here!
  • wolf23
    wolf23 Posts: 4,168 Member
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    Oregonlady forgot to give us a sentence to finish because she___________________.
  • Voncreepy2
    Voncreepy2 Posts: 1,450 Member
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    Oregonlady forgot to give us a sentence to finish because she__is cleaning her oven with a toothbrush_____.


    My dining room now looks as though a _____________threw up ______________all over the walls!!!!!!!
  • ZebraHead
    ZebraHead Posts: 15,207 Member
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    My dining room now looks as though a _drunk bizarro Superman_threw up _yack encrusted Krytonite chunks_all over the walls!!!!!!!


    Must have been sleeping when I packed my lunch because now I'm having __________ on a __________ with _________ on the side.
  • NYIceQueen
    NYIceQueen Posts: 1,423
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    My dining room now looks as though a _drunk bizarro Superman_threw up _yack encrusted Krytonite chunks_all over the walls!!!!!!!


    Must have been sleeping when I packed my lunch because now I'm having __________ on a __________ with _________ on the side.

    Must have been sleeping when I packed my lunch because now I'm having __roast beef and swiss ___ on a __shoe insert___ with ____Crest 3D toothpaste___ on the side.


    When I hear Buffalo, I think of _______ and ___________ and _____________.
  • ZebraHead
    ZebraHead Posts: 15,207 Member
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    When I hear Buffalo, I think of _New York_ and _Wings_ and _Dances With Wolves.


    My spouse makes me ___________ when they __________ on the ___________ everyday.
  • NYIceQueen
    NYIceQueen Posts: 1,423
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    My spouse makes me __sing The Oscar Meyer Weiner Song____ when they __sing it____ on the __TV but I wish I could sing it____everyday.


    An African Swallow ________ carrying a coconut_____________rude French guards________.
  • NYIceQueen
    NYIceQueen Posts: 1,423
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  • ZebraHead
    ZebraHead Posts: 15,207 Member
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    An African Swallow _riding an albino water buffalo__ carrying a coconut_danced widly while _rude French guards_exposed their Eiffel Towers__.


    In my garage I keep ___________ under the stairs where_____________ never goes.
  • ♥jewelchristian♥
    ♥jewelchristian♥ Posts: 3,666 Member
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    In my garage, I keep __ house hippos ___ under the stairs where _the giraffe_ never goes.

    I wish I could sleep ______ and not be awake for _______
  • Behavior_Modification
    Behavior_Modification Posts: 24,482 Member
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    I wish I could sleep _on command_ and not be awake for _my dentist appt tomorrow afternoon.__


    I hate going to the dentist because ____________________.
  • ♥jewelchristian♥
    ♥jewelchristian♥ Posts: 3,666 Member
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    I hate going to the dentist because my dentist is ___Rick Moranis in Little Shop of Horrors

    This year for Hallowe'en, I'm going to ________ and then _________
  • ZebraHead
    ZebraHead Posts: 15,207 Member
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    This year for Hallowe'en, I'm going to _put a potato on the end of my member _ and then _go to the party as a Dictator.

    or

    This year for Hallowe'en, I'm going to _get naked, wear skates and tie a string to my member _ and then _go to the party as a pull toy.


    Never hang with anyone who won't ______________________ or _____________ with you.
  • JuliaRose73
    JuliaRose73 Posts: 83
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    This year for Hallowe'en, I'm going to _wait for the Great Pumpkin_ and then _go tease Charlie Brown that I found him!_



    Dressing up in ______________________ and going to ___________________ is all part of a hard night's __________.




    BTW - Jewelchristian - I printed out your Candy Corn picture to take to my Mom to see if she's able to make me some. I think they are so cute!
  • Chickabittie
    Chickabittie Posts: 272
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    Dressing up in ______ a lab coat _____ and going to _____ draw blood from a turnip_______ is all part of a hard nights ______ work in paradise.


    When I go to work in _____________________ the first thing I do is_____________________.
  • ZebraHead
    ZebraHead Posts: 15,207 Member
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    When I go to work in _neighborhood nuclear power plant_ the first thing I do is__let off a little steam.



    Never mix _________ and _________ together while slam dancing.
  • JuliaRose73
    JuliaRose73 Posts: 83
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    When I go to work in _____the wee hours of the morning________ the first thing I do is ______make the &$%@*# coffee since no one else seems to be able to make it around here! No I'm not BITTER! Just need my COFFEE!_________


    Seems that ZebraHead and I both answered the same question before. So here is his question that was overlooked:

    Never hang with anyone who won't ______________________ or _____________ with you.
  • Chickabittie
    Chickabittie Posts: 272
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    never mix ___dangerous chemicals___ and ___ myopia____ together while slam dancing.

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