finish the sentance....start a new sentance

ZebraHead

City girls just seem to find out early how to open doors with just a smile.


I floated for ___________ until I was spotted by ____________ which ______ right to me and ______me.

♥Faerie♥

I floated for eons until I was spotted by icky humans which shot right to me and killed me

:huh: did I do that right....sigh


I set out on a ___________ but after some time ____________ which blew up and_____________

ZebraHead

I set out on a _hot summers day_ but after some time _the engine overheated _ which blew up and_gave me a piston wedgie.


You and me were______ for ________ things__________ you mean_________ to someone else.

♥Faerie♥

You and me were two for two, things didn't work out, you mean *pixie piss I hate your f#@king guts* the world to someone else:bigsmile:

Why oh why ______________ I cry out to the___________ and fall down in a ______________ to wallow in my own____

ZebraHead

Why oh why __must __ I cry out to the_world_ and fall down in a _heap_ to wallow in my own_extraordinary successfully good looking future while you fester in the cesspool of your life.



Once upon a ___________ while___________.

♥Faerie♥

Once upon a darkest night while the pixie's were shinning bright..


It was the ________ of times, it was the _________ of times, and somehow_____________manage to screw___________

ZebraHead

It was the _end _ of times, it was the __loss_ of times, and somehow_cockaroaches __manage to screw_the rest of us out of our maggoty bread!!


Taste _________ everyday, ______ the day for it ___________ again.

♥Faerie♥

Taste different everyday, I curse the day for it never again :huh:

Battle was _____________ and the ________ grew restless, for the time ________ to kick some ___________ *kitten*

ZebraHead

Battle was _waning__ and the _butterflies__ grew restless, for the time _that the faeries would come _ to kick some _firefly__ *kitten*


Great ___________ eat at ________ while _________ on the floor.

♥Faerie♥

Great minds eat at philosophy while break dancing on the floor


I wonder why no one has _____________ because I really think ____________ could be a great___________

ZebraHead

I wonder why no one has __mixed vodka and listerene_ because I really think _they_ could be a great_for burning the hair off your hinney.


Plastic___________ leave lesser men to question ______________ the next day.

♥Faerie♥

Plastic nipple rings leave lesser men to question thier manliness the next day :bigsmile:


I ran as _________ as I could, but the zombie kept __________ which was very__________ because it made me ______

ZebraHead

I ran as __slow_ as I could, but the zombie kept _missing me_ which was very_hard to do_ because it made me _hungry for brains.

Left _______ people_____________ might_________ leave it alone.

♥Faerie♥

Left Handed people are the best and might never learn to leave it alone.... (I am left handed:happy: )


The car swiftly _____________ but then a truck _________which caused everyone to ______ before the cops got there

ZebraHead

The car swiftly __jumped the curb__ but then a truck _smashed into the ATM _ which caused everyone to _grab all the cash and run_ before the cops got there


Love is ___________ when ________ can never know.

♥Faerie♥

Love is random when trolls can never know


Bizarre as it may seem ___________ is the real______ but __________is an impostor that needs ____________

ZebraHead

Bizarre as it may seem _outside__ is the real_inside_ but _plastic Ono__is an impostor that needs _to retrun the Beatles to their original and upright position.


Never _________ unless your______ has an extra_____ on the backside of ________.

Chickabittie

Never slide down a garbage hill at the dump unless your overalls has an extra layer of mayo on the backside of your flexible flyer.



Do ____ as you________in the A.M.________daily.

ZebraHead

Do _sing Elvis songs_ as you_shower_in the A.M._almost_daily.


Dying is _________________ it's living ___________________.

trappegirl

Dying is _____inevitable____ it's living _____your life that's taken for granted_______.


________________ makes me happy!!

egbkid

Baking for my friends makes me happy!!


When ____________ mix with ______________, things start getting odd!

ZebraHead

When __to much vodka is in the_ mix with _loud crowds and Rock-N-Roll_, things start getting odd!



Place your _______ next_______ after you ________ and let the good times roll.

Chickabittie

Place your expectations next to the key bowl after you throw down and let the good times roll.



Selecting ___________is one of the most important__________ you make each_________.

ZebraHead

Selecting _matching socks_is one of the most important__clothing selections_ you make each_day.


Once while ________ a rhino ______ danced ________ with the naked cowgirls coming from ________.

Chickabittie

One while surfing on a rhino, I danced a tango with the naked cowgirls coming from Montana. (A good time was had by all.)




With ____________ just around the corner, ___________ exciting__________to make easier.

ZebraHead

With ____________ just around the corner, ___________ exciting__________to make easier.


With a Starbucks just aroundthe corner, Vintie quadruple expresso mocha lattes on the wet side are exciting and they are happy to make easier.


Never rub your ____________ while ______ with strangers in a elevator.

Voncreepy2

Never rub your __moustache__________ while __waiting____ with strangers in a elevator.


I laughed so ________ I almost __________________.

ZebraHead

I laughed so _hard_ I almost _threw up.


Continue down________ and then _____________ after the donkey.

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ZebraHead

Zebra _'s family album_ in _their birthday suits_ was shocking.


Walk to the edge of _____________ toss out your _______________ and call to the wood nymphs.