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  • oregonlady
    oregonlady Posts: 2,743 Member
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    Todays the day that I want to start _______a rumer about you___________

    but i would never______________.
  • ZebraHead
    ZebraHead Posts: 15,207 Member
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    Why do my _lips_ smell like a _bronze statues behind_?


    The last time I got drunk in a bar I _____________________.
  • JuliaRose73
    JuliaRose73 Posts: 83
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    The last time I got drunk in a bar I _kissed a stranger or was it a backside of a bronze statue???________

    I really hope it was a ________________________________.
  • NYIceQueen
    NYIceQueen Posts: 1,423
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    The last time I got drunk in a bar I _kissed a stranger or was it a backside of a bronze statue???________

    I really hope it was a ________________________________.

    I really hope it was a ___stranger's bronzed backside___

    Said stranger then _____________ and then _____________.
  • ZebraHead
    ZebraHead Posts: 15,207 Member
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    Said stranger then _paid me _ and then _we went to her penthouse to live happily ever after.


    But one day I found her lipstick ___________ , then the butler __________.
  • JuliaRose73
    JuliaRose73 Posts: 83
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    But one day I found her lipstick _on the pool boy_ , then the butler _said "That's what you get for bringing home a drunken' floozy!"_.

    Now what should one do with a butler that does not know ______________________________
  • ZebraHead
    ZebraHead Posts: 15,207 Member
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    Now what should one do with a butler that does not know _that I was the drunken floozy?!


    My only option was to ________ the pool boy and the butler to ensure that my reputation _______________.
  • JuliaRose73
    JuliaRose73 Posts: 83
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    My only option was to __bronze__ the pool boy and the butler to ensure that my reputation _as town gigalo is not found out before I'm elected Mayor in November.____

    The gardner, a smart man, did not _______________________ about the new bronze statues that he ______________.
  • ZebraHead
    ZebraHead Posts: 15,207 Member
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    The gardner, a smart man, did not _question me_ about the new bronze statues that he _was paid triple overtime to install and clean in the garden maze on the rooftop_.

    It wasn't until a _______ winter's night that the pool boy's __________ came calling haunting me in my __________.
  • ZebraHead
    ZebraHead Posts: 15,207 Member
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    Said flatulance was caused by mixing _Brasso_ with _pool boy *kitten* _ and not doing _ proper deep cleaning_.

    Now my neigbors think___________ and have called the __________ to report heavy ________.
  • Behavior_Modification
    Behavior_Modification Posts: 24,482 Member
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    Now my neigbors think___I'm a drunk__ and have called the _garbage company__ to report heavy __recycling__.


    You have to watch out for ________________ on the __________________.
  • ZebraHead
    ZebraHead Posts: 15,207 Member
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    You have to watch out for _East Coast Mafia_ on the _garbage truck.


    _________ are always demanding extra _________ too keep quiet about _________ in Vegas.
  • ZebraHead
    ZebraHead Posts: 15,207 Member
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    Swimming pools are a great _petri dishes_ for _Community funk.


    Never dip your _____________ into the public _______________.
  • ♥jewelchristian♥
    ♥jewelchristian♥ Posts: 3,666 Member
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    Never dip your bronze pool boy into the public urinals

    People are watching you _________ and thinking about calling __________
  • JuliaRose73
    JuliaRose73 Posts: 83
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    People are watching you __shave__ and thinking about calling _National Enquirer to tell them they found big foot!___



    When you do ____________________, I'm going to ________________________ and laugh to all my friends about it.
  • Behavior_Modification
    Behavior_Modification Posts: 24,482 Member
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    When you do __finally figure it out__, I'm going to _be really surprised_ and laugh to all my friends about it.

    Leave the _________________ alone before someone gets _________________.
  • ♥jewelchristian♥
    ♥jewelchristian♥ Posts: 3,666 Member
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    Leave the _marshmallows__alone before someone gets __an eye put out___

    I wonder how ________ I can put in my mouth

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