sexercise 18+

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  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
    I'm not about to strap on my HRM under my corset or bustier to see how many calories we've burned... anyway, my Polar FT4 watch would interfere with the handcuffs. :laugh:

    ^This is the type of thinking that I can totally get on board with! :smile:
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    The shower count??
  • ErinMcMom
    ErinMcMom Posts: 228 Member
    A vigorous HJ or BJ session, or being on top must burn some calories. I'm glad I'm not the only one having this thought! ;)
  • Mouse_Potato
    Mouse_Potato Posts: 1,510 Member
    Hello! I just wanted to invite everyone to my "5K A Day" group. Be an inspiration to others as they help motivate you! :flowerforyou:

    Kinky.
  • ErinMcMom
    ErinMcMom Posts: 228 Member
    I'm a rehab professional and for cardiac patients we use MET (metabolic equivalence) levels to indicate what exercise is appropriate for different stages of cardiac rehab, well anyway sex isn't recommended until and individual can tolerate exercise at a MET level 5-6 (depending on how vigorous). So anyway when I've had a particularly rigorous romp, I log it as badminton which is of the same MET level. I haven't gotten curious enough to try the HRM, lol.

    *resists temptation to creep diary and see how many times "badminton" has been logged" lol
  • If I don't sweat, it don't count ????
  • Riffraft1960
    Riffraft1960 Posts: 1,984 Member
    As a single 53yo who isn't currently dating, I just have one question. What is this sex that you speak of?
  • cmiller224
    cmiller224 Posts: 158
    sex life? what's that? :(
  • amberrea82
    amberrea82 Posts: 232 Member
    If it "doesn't burn much" you're doing it wrong.
  • corbridge
    corbridge Posts: 81 Member
    I logged some the other day , I'm just glad it didn't show up on the public post that way. It was nice about 300 calories worth. 60 minutes
  • corbridge
    corbridge Posts: 81 Member
    lol
  • sex life? what's that? :(
    Please tell me you're joking :(
  • Soccermavrick
    Soccermavrick Posts: 405 Member
    I have tried though that normally happens after I have finished logging in for the day. Though I also do it in code.
  • George_Baileys_Ghost
    George_Baileys_Ghost Posts: 1,524 Member
    Not sure how much of a workout I can get in 37 seconds :wink:

    Well played.

    (I clicked through this thread for the sole purpose of making a comment like this. Since it's already done, I'll just slowly exit through the same door I just entered.)

    The back door?

    (It's embarrassing how many minutes I spent trying to rephrase that just right...)

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  • baba_helly
    baba_helly Posts: 810 Member
    I just call myself lightly active.
  • LolBroScience
    LolBroScience Posts: 4,537 Member
    Fawk that... I'm bulkin... I'll lose all my gainz
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    If it "doesn't burn much" you're doing it wrong.

    Um, if it burns then you need an antibiotic.
  • Galatea_Stone
    Galatea_Stone Posts: 2,037 Member
    I'm pretty sure that if at any moment during this activity that I wonder "hmmmmm, how many calories am I burning?" that I'm doing it wrong.
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    I'm pretty sure that if at any moment during this activity that I wonder "hmmmmm, how many calories am I burning?" that I'm doing it wrong.

    That's why you wear your HRM, so you don't have to think about it
  • HerkMeOff
    HerkMeOff Posts: 1,002 Member
    My wife and I wore our HRMs once. In 40 minutes I burned 148 and she burned 219. She was on top.

    You have a wife?

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  • HerkMeOff
    HerkMeOff Posts: 1,002 Member
    A thread to let others know you have sex. How old are you, OP?

    24

    & we both know women just lay there, us guys do all the work, so she's probably burning <10 calories.
  • _crafty_
    _crafty_ Posts: 1,682 Member
    A thread to let others know you have sex. How old are you, OP?

    24

    & we both know women just lay there, us guys do all the work, so she's probably burning <10 calories.

    :noway:

    You're banging the wrong women.
  • A thread to let others know you have sex. How old are you, OP?

    24

    & we both know women just lay there, us guys do all the work, so she's probably burning <10 calories.

    :noway:

    You're banging the wrong women.
    ^^^^^^^^^^ THIS. So much this...
  • Will_Thrust_For_Candy
    Will_Thrust_For_Candy Posts: 6,109 Member
    Adult cardio......that's my dream.

    Now I just need to find a man that can keep up so that my dream can come true.
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    A thread to let others know you have sex. How old are you, OP?

    24

    & we both know women just lay there, us guys do all the work, so she's probably burning <10 calories.

    This is truth.
  • Derp_Diggler
    Derp_Diggler Posts: 1,456 Member
    A thread to let others know you have sex. How old are you, OP?

    24

    & we both know women just lay there, us guys do all the work, so she's probably burning <10 calories.

    :noway:

    You're banging the wrong women.

    Or using too much chloroform.
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    A thread to let others know you have sex. How old are you, OP?

    24

    & we both know women just lay there, us guys do all the work, so she's probably burning <10 calories.

    :noway:

    You're banging the wrong women.

    Or using too much chloroform.

    If they say yes before passing out drunk, that counts as consent.
  • baba_helly
    baba_helly Posts: 810 Member
    A thread to let others know you have sex. How old are you, OP?

    24

    & we both know women just lay there, us guys do all the work, so she's probably burning <10 calories.

    This is truth.

    Oh you
  • salembambi
    salembambi Posts: 5,585 Member
    A thread to let others know you have sex. How old are you, OP?

    24

    & we both know women just lay there, us guys do all the work, so she's probably burning <10 calories.

    :noway:

    You're banging the wrong women.

    Or using too much chloroform.

    If they say yes before passing out drunk, that counts as consent.

    ahh rape jokes in a thread about sexercise ahh so refreshing and unexpected

    sure hope no victims of rape see this and become triggered

    :noway:
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
    A thread to let others know you have sex. How old are you, OP?

    24

    & we both know women just lay there, us guys do all the work, so she's probably burning <10 calories.

    For you guys who have women who just lie there...She's doing it wrong! :wink:
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