sexercise 18+
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I'm not about to strap on my HRM under my corset or bustier to see how many calories we've burned... anyway, my Polar FT4 watch would interfere with the handcuffs. :laugh:
^This is the type of thinking that I can totally get on board with!0 -
The shower count??0
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A vigorous HJ or BJ session, or being on top must burn some calories. I'm glad I'm not the only one having this thought!0
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Hello! I just wanted to invite everyone to my "5K A Day" group. Be an inspiration to others as they help motivate you! :flowerforyou:
Kinky.0 -
I'm a rehab professional and for cardiac patients we use MET (metabolic equivalence) levels to indicate what exercise is appropriate for different stages of cardiac rehab, well anyway sex isn't recommended until and individual can tolerate exercise at a MET level 5-6 (depending on how vigorous). So anyway when I've had a particularly rigorous romp, I log it as badminton which is of the same MET level. I haven't gotten curious enough to try the HRM, lol.
*resists temptation to creep diary and see how many times "badminton" has been logged" lol0 -
If I don't sweat, it don't count ????0
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As a single 53yo who isn't currently dating, I just have one question. What is this sex that you speak of?0
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sex life? what's that?0
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If it "doesn't burn much" you're doing it wrong.0
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I logged some the other day , I'm just glad it didn't show up on the public post that way. It was nice about 300 calories worth. 60 minutes0
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lol0
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sex life? what's that?0
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I have tried though that normally happens after I have finished logging in for the day. Though I also do it in code.0
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Not sure how much of a workout I can get in 37 seconds
Well played.
(I clicked through this thread for the sole purpose of making a comment like this. Since it's already done, I'll just slowly exit through the same door I just entered.)
The back door?
(It's embarrassing how many minutes I spent trying to rephrase that just right...)
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I just call myself lightly active.0
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Fawk that... I'm bulkin... I'll lose all my gainz0
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If it "doesn't burn much" you're doing it wrong.
Um, if it burns then you need an antibiotic.0 -
I'm pretty sure that if at any moment during this activity that I wonder "hmmmmm, how many calories am I burning?" that I'm doing it wrong.0
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I'm pretty sure that if at any moment during this activity that I wonder "hmmmmm, how many calories am I burning?" that I'm doing it wrong.
That's why you wear your HRM, so you don't have to think about it0 -
My wife and I wore our HRMs once. In 40 minutes I burned 148 and she burned 219. She was on top.
You have a wife?
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A thread to let others know you have sex. How old are you, OP?
24
& we both know women just lay there, us guys do all the work, so she's probably burning <10 calories.0 -
A thread to let others know you have sex. How old are you, OP?
24
& we both know women just lay there, us guys do all the work, so she's probably burning <10 calories.
:noway:
You're banging the wrong women.0 -
A thread to let others know you have sex. How old are you, OP?
24
& we both know women just lay there, us guys do all the work, so she's probably burning <10 calories.
:noway:
You're banging the wrong women.0 -
Adult cardio......that's my dream.
Now I just need to find a man that can keep up so that my dream can come true.0 -
A thread to let others know you have sex. How old are you, OP?
24
& we both know women just lay there, us guys do all the work, so she's probably burning <10 calories.
This is truth.0 -
A thread to let others know you have sex. How old are you, OP?
24
& we both know women just lay there, us guys do all the work, so she's probably burning <10 calories.
:noway:
You're banging the wrong women.
Or using too much chloroform.0 -
A thread to let others know you have sex. How old are you, OP?
24
& we both know women just lay there, us guys do all the work, so she's probably burning <10 calories.
:noway:
You're banging the wrong women.
Or using too much chloroform.
If they say yes before passing out drunk, that counts as consent.0 -
A thread to let others know you have sex. How old are you, OP?
24
& we both know women just lay there, us guys do all the work, so she's probably burning <10 calories.
This is truth.
Oh you0 -
A thread to let others know you have sex. How old are you, OP?
24
& we both know women just lay there, us guys do all the work, so she's probably burning <10 calories.
:noway:
You're banging the wrong women.
Or using too much chloroform.
If they say yes before passing out drunk, that counts as consent.
ahh rape jokes in a thread about sexercise ahh so refreshing and unexpected
sure hope no victims of rape see this and become triggered
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A thread to let others know you have sex. How old are you, OP?
24
& we both know women just lay there, us guys do all the work, so she's probably burning <10 calories.
For you guys who have women who just lie there...She's doing it wrong!0
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