sexercise 18+

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  • HerkMeOff
    HerkMeOff Posts: 1,002 Member
    A thread to let others know you have sex. How old are you, OP?

    24

    & we both know women just lay there, us guys do all the work, so she's probably burning <10 calories.
  • _crafty_
    _crafty_ Posts: 1,682 Member
    A thread to let others know you have sex. How old are you, OP?

    24

    & we both know women just lay there, us guys do all the work, so she's probably burning <10 calories.

    :noway:

    You're banging the wrong women.
  • A thread to let others know you have sex. How old are you, OP?

    24

    & we both know women just lay there, us guys do all the work, so she's probably burning <10 calories.

    :noway:

    You're banging the wrong women.
    ^^^^^^^^^^ THIS. So much this...
  • Will_Thrust_For_Candy
    Will_Thrust_For_Candy Posts: 6,109 Member
    Adult cardio......that's my dream.

    Now I just need to find a man that can keep up so that my dream can come true.
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    A thread to let others know you have sex. How old are you, OP?

    24

    & we both know women just lay there, us guys do all the work, so she's probably burning <10 calories.

    This is truth.
  • Derp_Diggler
    Derp_Diggler Posts: 1,456 Member
    A thread to let others know you have sex. How old are you, OP?

    24

    & we both know women just lay there, us guys do all the work, so she's probably burning <10 calories.

    :noway:

    You're banging the wrong women.

    Or using too much chloroform.
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    A thread to let others know you have sex. How old are you, OP?

    24

    & we both know women just lay there, us guys do all the work, so she's probably burning <10 calories.

    :noway:

    You're banging the wrong women.

    Or using too much chloroform.

    If they say yes before passing out drunk, that counts as consent.
  • baba_helly
    baba_helly Posts: 810 Member
    A thread to let others know you have sex. How old are you, OP?

    24

    & we both know women just lay there, us guys do all the work, so she's probably burning <10 calories.

    This is truth.

    Oh you
  • salembambi
    salembambi Posts: 5,592 Member
    A thread to let others know you have sex. How old are you, OP?

    24

    & we both know women just lay there, us guys do all the work, so she's probably burning <10 calories.

    :noway:

    You're banging the wrong women.

    Or using too much chloroform.

    If they say yes before passing out drunk, that counts as consent.

    ahh rape jokes in a thread about sexercise ahh so refreshing and unexpected

    sure hope no victims of rape see this and become triggered

    :noway:
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
    A thread to let others know you have sex. How old are you, OP?

    24

    & we both know women just lay there, us guys do all the work, so she's probably burning <10 calories.

    For you guys who have women who just lie there...She's doing it wrong! :wink:
  • surfinbird_1981
    surfinbird_1981 Posts: 946 Member
    I should, in theory, be as skinny as a rake by now then :smokin:
  • Inkratlet
    Inkratlet Posts: 613 Member
    It burns about 150 cals in 30 min, for vigorous activity. I wore my hrm.
    I was a little bummed it didn't burn more.

    Anyway, if its something you're doing on a regular basis, then it shouldn't count as a workout.
    It should be considered part of your day to day activity.
    That's why most people don't log it.

    No, I don't log it because it's just freaking weird and I have my mum on my friends list!

    It's just TMI... :noway:
  • Inkratlet
    Inkratlet Posts: 613 Member
    She is totally right. I was once about to lose my house and sex helped me save it from the evil bankers. Sex has magical powers.

    You had sex with evil bankers?

    Or got paid for sex.

    Just saying!
  • mockchoc
    mockchoc Posts: 6,573 Member
    I'm still confused why OP thinks it's good for your hair.
  • studentgirly
    studentgirly Posts: 129 Member
    There are much better ways of burning calories.
    Let sex be sex rather than a poor excuse for a workout.
  • twiggypal
    twiggypal Posts: 439 Member
    Ive been having a lot of sexercise this last couple of week. My gf wanted to tone up....I did tell her she didn't need to first...then i suggested extra sexercise as a bit of fun.....it much more fun than the treadmill..both a bit addicted to it right now.
  • surfinbird_1981
    surfinbird_1981 Posts: 946 Member
    A thread to let others know you have sex. How old are you, OP?

    24

    & we both know women just lay there, us guys do all the work, so she's probably burning <10 calories.

    Not all women just lay there
  • slimster1970
    slimster1970 Posts: 65 Member
    My wife and I wore our HRMs once. In 40 minutes I burned 148 and she burned 219. She was on top.

    You pair would be better off with a treadmill :-)
  • uggins311
    uggins311 Posts: 2,204 Member
    A thread to let others know you have sex. How old are you, OP?

    24

    & we both know women just lay there, us guys do all the work, so she's probably burning <10 calories.

    Not all women just lay there

    Correct, the good one's do a hell of a lot more than lay there, I have one of the good ones.

    And here is a calorie calculator specific to sex:

    www.sexcalculator.co.uk

    Not sure how accurate it is, but you can manually enter the details into MFP and whatnot.