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  • lilac_duchess
    lilac_duchess Posts: 15
    Good for you ????
  • kendall916
    kendall916 Posts: 4,222 Member
    What is this sex people keep talking about. Isn't it a myth?

    When a mommy and daddy love each other a whole bunch.....

    +1
    :laugh:
  • bunny1006
    bunny1006 Posts: 325 Member
    bump
  • kendall916
    kendall916 Posts: 4,222 Member
    Makes me wonder how many calories you would burn if you had "fun" solo?
  • bd0027
    bd0027 Posts: 1,053 Member
    It doesn't burn as many calories as people tend to believe.
  • Jacwhite22
    Jacwhite22 Posts: 7,012 Member
    I refuse to log anything that lasts less than 5 minutes.
  • marcelo_templario
    marcelo_templario Posts: 653 Member
    Well, a friend of mine used to visit brothels and massage parlors, fleeing out of there without paying made him burn around 1 calorie per dollar saved x 10, whatta deal!!
  • MrMax
    MrMax Posts: 73 Member
    I'm waiting till I find the key to my chastity belt. It's gotta be around here somewhere...
  • kinkyslinky16
    kinkyslinky16 Posts: 1,470 Member
    Not everyone is a two pump chump. :wink:

    mmlp.gif

    :love: :flowerforyou: :laugh:
  • MuscleAndMascara
    MuscleAndMascara Posts: 1,229 Member
    I have honestly tried to figure out my calorie burn after sex. When I get my calorie counter I will be sure to wear it while doing the deed. I would love to see what it reads haha!
  • JTPug1980
    JTPug1980 Posts: 85 Member
    sex life? what's that? :(

    Its kinda like bigfoot. You hear about it but never experience. Or if your like me, when you do experience it when nobody else is around HAHAHAHA.............sniff sniff. Ill just be overhere eating icecream
  • sunglasses_and_ocean_waves
    sunglasses_and_ocean_waves Posts: 2,757 Member
    sex life? what's that? :(

    Its kinda like bigfoot. You hear about it but never experience. Or if your like me, when you do experience it when nobody else is around HAHAHAHA.............sniff sniff. Ill just be overhere eating icecream

    you are too cute for that. :smile:
  • crohnsfighter
    crohnsfighter Posts: 689 Member
    sex life? what's that? :(

    Its kinda like bigfoot. You hear about it but never experience. Or if your like me, when you do experience it when nobody else is around HAHAHAHA.............sniff sniff. Ill just be overhere eating icecream

    I'll join you!
    A pint each? Yes. Of ice cream? Yes, or beer.
  • JTPug1980
    JTPug1980 Posts: 85 Member
    sex life? what's that? :(

    Its kinda like bigfoot. You hear about it but never experience. Or if your like me, when you do experience it when nobody else is around HAHAHAHA.............sniff sniff. Ill just be overhere eating icecream

    I'll join you!
    A pint each? Yes. Of ice cream? Yes, or beer.

    YUMMMMMM! BEER!
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,793 Member
    Going to have to be very specific. There's a big difference between standing up in a slippery shower with your partner than getting a HJ while you lay back in bed.
  • headofphat
    headofphat Posts: 1,599 Member
    Going to have to be very specific. There's a big difference between standing up in a slippery shower with your partner than getting a HJ while you lay back in bed.

    It just got real!
  • madhatter2013
    madhatter2013 Posts: 1,547 Member
    they should add in an adult section to see how many calories you burn from that lol.

    The fact that we should all be 18 years of age and over means they shouldn't have to create an adult section. I do agree that it needs to be an activity to choose from.
  • amw1919
    amw1919 Posts: 74 Member
    I will admit that I have searched for "sex" in MFP's database. :blushing:

    Me too! Hehe
  • mank32
    mank32 Posts: 1,323 Member
    A pull-up bar is useful for a lot of things other than pull-ups.

    there ya go.

    ditto hatha yoga asanas.
  • ekmcdan
    ekmcdan Posts: 38
    I feel so bad for all of these people that think of women lying around doing nothing, or 5 minute sessions every time they think of sex....

    Ever think the two are connected??

    And then there's the people getting bitter just from those of us who admit we do have sex...

    Such a human thread. Lol.

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