A Letter, Add Yours!

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  • tashjs21
    tashjs21 Posts: 4,584 Member
    Depends on the date...:devil:
  • jamerz3294
    jamerz3294 Posts: 1,824 Member
    Depends on the date...:devil:

    Is Max single? :laugh: :drinker: :bigsmile:
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    Depends on the date...:devil:

    Is Max single? :laugh: :drinker: :bigsmile:
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • cupcake568
    cupcake568 Posts: 178 Member


    Dear husband -
    When I am washing the floors - this is NOT a sexy moment for me - hands off!


    I AGREE!!
  • Mangoaddict
    Mangoaddict Posts: 1,236 Member
    Dear (Ms."whateva")

    You know who you are...sitting across on the other side of the globe. You've been treating me like crap and ignoring me like I don't exist. I don't know what is wrong with you, maybe you are jealous or simply unhappy with yourself and your own life. Or simply, you can't see other people happy. I am sick and tired of your immature ways. Its been years and you have not given me one minute of respect. To hell with you and your games. To hell with your actions or lack thereof. You don't deserve to know me.

    I am going to continue to treat you with kindness, because that's who I am.

    A nice person.

    signed,

    Mango


    (btw, this is very therapeutic!)
  • BEFORE
    BEFORE Posts: 1,291 Member
    Depends on the date...:devil:

    Is Max single? :laugh: :drinker: :bigsmile:

    Heck, I just hope he is nuetered (spelling?).
    :laugh: :laugh:
  • BEFORE
    BEFORE Posts: 1,291 Member


    Dear husband -
    When I am washing the floors - this is NOT a sexy moment for me - hands off!


    I AGREE!!

    Dear Wife -
    Whenever I am doing anything - that is a sexy moment for me - come get ya some.
    :smokin: :wink:
  • kelhun1
    kelhun1 Posts: 183 Member


    Dear husband -
    When I am washing the floors - this is NOT a sexy moment for me - hands off!


    I AGREE!!

    Dear Wife -
    Whenever I am doing anything - that is a sexy moment for me - come get ya some.
    :smokin: :wink:

    Mars and Venus, baby. Mars and Venus.

    Thank you all for continuing this thread...it is putting my rant into perspective. I will however post it soon for your amusement.
  • BEFORE
    BEFORE Posts: 1,291 Member
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    Mars and Venus, baby. Mars and Venus.

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    So true. So true.
  • Renae_Nae
    Renae_Nae Posts: 935 Member
    Dear AWC,

    I NEED you!!! Please work!

    Love,
    An Addicted Wife!
  • arewethereyet
    arewethereyet Posts: 18,702 Member
    Dear Man in front of me on the Cell Phone,

    THEY CAN HEAR YOU!!

    Signed,

    The now deaf lady behind you in line:angry:
  • arewethereyet
    arewethereyet Posts: 18,702 Member


    Dear husband -
    When I am washing the floors - this is NOT a sexy moment for me - hands off!


    I AGREE!!

    Dear Wife -
    Whenever I am doing anything - that is a sexy moment for me - come get ya some.
    :smokin: :wink:

    And if he stops....you will miss it!:smokin:
  • BEFORE
    BEFORE Posts: 1,291 Member
    Dear Manboobs,
    ( . ) ( . )

    What in the hell are you doing on my male body. I swear I have never taken estrogen.
    And for gods sake make up your mind when I am jogging up or down not both ways constantly.

    Thank you for protruding outwardly for all my coworkers to notice. Thank you for earning me the nickname "boobs." The freaking least you could do is help me bench press more weight.

    Thank you manboobs for forcing me to wear a shirt when brushing my teeth. I swear if I brushed my teeth shirtless one time I was going to have to tuck dollar bills in my shorts.

    Manboobs, the only good thing I can say good about you is, with out you I would be shaped like a freaking bowling pin.

    I am not even go start with you "Big Butt," because if I did it would never....END. ( I )

    Damn this guy is funny.
  • kellch
    kellch Posts: 7,849 Member
    Dear Manboobs,
    ( . ) ( . )

    What in the hell are you doing on my male body. I swear I have never taken estrogen.
    And for gods sake make up your mind when I am jogging up or down not both ways constantly.

    Thank you for protruding outwardly for all my coworkers to notice. Thank you for earning me the nickname "boobs." The freaking least you could do is help me bench press more weight.

    Thank you manboobs for forcing me to wear a shirt when brushing my teeth. I swear if I brushed my teeth shirtless one time I was going to have to tuck dollar bills in my shorts.

    Manboobs, the only good thing I can say good about you is, with out you I would be shaped like a freaking bowling pin.

    I am not even go start with you "Big Butt," because if I did it would never....END. ( I )

    Damn this guy is funny.

    I know he was........we miss fatsis :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad:
  • songbyrdsweet
    songbyrdsweet Posts: 5,691 Member
    Dear Girl on Cellphone Driving Behind me and Reading,

    I know you're busy. We all are. But how important is that phone call REALLY? And what in the hell are you reading? Are you dictating your last will and testament to the family lawyer?

    I certainly hope you are.

    Because if you get any closer to my rear bumper, you will be IN MY TRUNK. And if you drive into my rear bumper, you will also be IN MY TRUNK. BECAUSE I WILL SMACK YOU SILLY WITH THAT PHONE UNTIL YOU'RE UNCONSCIOUS AND LOCK YOU IN IT.

    Please observe proper following distance, and stop at the red lights.

    Thanks,

    Girl with Job but Still No Money to Pay for Repairs
  • kelhun1
    kelhun1 Posts: 183 Member
    Dear Nine Year Old With a Cell Phone,

    I am thrilled that your parents have deemed you mature enough to have your very own phone. They however, are not on the receiving end of your calls. I love it when you call and when I say hello, you just sit there. It brings back the good old days of stalker phone calls. I also love that when you do speak it is unintelligible and garbled. The best part is the frequency in which you feel the need to call our house. It's great that when I tell you my son is not home, you are confident that he will arrive in the next 2 minutes and if not then in 2 more minutes and if not then 2 more...

    I also really love it when you fill our entire machine with mush mouth messages. It's wonderful to come home to a fast blinking machine...it makes us feel so popular! As an added bonus, your calls have completely bumped all important calls from my caller ID. I realize that you only get to spend 7 hours with my son in class and that you could quite possibly go into withdrawal if you don't hear his voice. But, if you don't lose our number, the next time I volunteer in your class I'm gonna swipe that phone from your backpack and start using it for my international calls.

    Love,
    Mrs. H.
  • OomarianneoO
    OomarianneoO Posts: 689 Member
    Dear Vicky (The Biggest Loser - families),

    I hope that once you leave the show, you gain at least half of pounds you've lost while on the show, back. What you did last night was mean-spirited and completely uncalled for. Being competitive is one thing, but you have displayed poor sportsmanship and I am ashamed of you.

    Marianne
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    Dear Vicky (The Biggest Loser - families),

    I hope that once you leave the show, you gain at least half of pounds you've lost while on the show, back. What you did last night was mean-spirited and completely uncalled for. Being competitive is one thing, but you have displayed poor sportsmanship and I am ashamed of you.

    Marianne
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: *High Five!*
  • amymeenieminymo
    amymeenieminymo Posts: 2,394 Member
    Dear Mr. Police Officer,

    I'm so sorry that I dared to stop at a red light and that you were so unfortunate to be stopped behind me and actually had to stop for the light. Furthermore, I'm sorry you felt the need to squeel your tires and tear through the corner parking lot to avoid sitting for one more effing second at the light, even though you are probably just going to keep driving around aimlessly being an *kitten* to people for the remainder of your shift.

    I'm sorry your too stupid and ignorant to realize that cutting through the parking lot like that is the very same thing you would write someone else a ticket for. I'm also sorry that you cannot figure out why people dislike cops so much, and why people are often uncooprerative and pissy with cops. I hope the next time you run over someone or get into an accident because you were on a high speed chase/run a red light for no reason/drive at reckless speeds because you can/or contradict the very point of your job, I hope the other person involved is a concieted *kitten* cop doing the exact same thing as you.

    Signed, the girl that has gotten too many bogus tickets.
  • arewethereyet
    arewethereyet Posts: 18,702 Member
    Dear Vicky (The Biggest Loser - families),

    I hope that once you leave the show, you gain at least half of pounds you've lost while on the show, back. What you did last night was mean-spirited and completely uncalled for. Being competitive is one thing, but you have displayed poor sportsmanship and I am ashamed of you.

    Marianne
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: *High Five!*

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • FitJoani
    FitJoani Posts: 2,173 Member
    Dear Vicky (The Biggest Loser - families),

    I hope that once you leave the show, you gain at least half of pounds you've lost while on the show, back. What you did last night was mean-spirited and completely uncalled for. Being competitive is one thing, but you have displayed poor sportsmanship and I am ashamed of you.

    Marianne
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: *High Five!*

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    wonderful and I must say the same to HEBA. But hewres a positive one for my girl coleen
    Dear coleen,
    I see myself in you. I see how much you are willing to do to change your life and help save your fathers. You put his interests before yours and you still continue to kick rear on your own. You are a beautiful sweet loving and kind girl I wish you luck and the best health on your journey to welness!!!!!
  • bugmagnt
    bugmagnt Posts: 150
    Dear Bicyclists,

    Good for you, going outside, getting fresh air & exercise, that's just peachy keen.

    That said, you ride 3 across in the middle of the road again you're gonna be my new hood ornament. :devil:

    Love,

    Shannon


    Also dear bicyclists:
    I appreciate that you are taking time out of your day for exercise, but there are great bike and hike trails just down 1-2 blocks from where you are....nice and safe and much more interesting with the trees and creek and wildlife than the cars honking for you to get out of the way...
  • bugmagnt
    bugmagnt Posts: 150
    Dear redneck neighbor,

    Thank you for the lovely unkempt yard with no landscaping and weeds growing around the foundation to look at. It is amazing how the weeds have taken off from the foundation work you had two years ago that caused massive amounts of mud and water to collect at the side of our house and in neighbor's yard on the other side of us. Of course, you rectifided the water situation after several neighbors called the city inspectors and home owners association and my husband threatened to sue, but my husband reseeded at our expense and now we are left with such a lovely view. I never knew that weeds consituted as landscaping!
    I also love the dead branches hanging over our driveway from your tree that I had to cut back and seeing the tree in your backyard gradually die. I get a great view of this tree while I am trying to clear the fenceline of newly-sprouted trees and weeds. Yes, it is too late this time of year to plant grass seed, and so I look forward to seeing all the new surprises that will pop up in spring to enhance our well-maintained yard and flower gardens.
  • amycakes812
    amycakes812 Posts: 441
    Dear Husband,
    I know we are trying to work our marriage out right now, and I respect that you are not moving back home until we work out the vast majority of our issues. That being said, show me that you are making a freaking effort to want to come back! You saying you want to come back and taking some damn initaitive are two different things. When you call me, oh yeah...ONCE A DAY from work, DO NOT make a big deal out the the fact that you spent 30 minutes on the phone. I am worth a hell of a lot more than 30 minutes of your precious time each day. And don't hog that measly 30 minutes talking about nothing but work. Your freaking job is what led us to this impass in the first place. Yes, I like hearing about what you do and how your day is going, but I don't need a play by play of the entire day. Instead, how about you grow a set and talk to me about how we are going to get ot the next step of you moving back home. If you aren't ready to talk about that yet, don't tell me you want to work out our relationshihp. And, maybe, just maybe, you could ask me how my day went before you go on about how bad your day was, not when you have to get off the phone as an after thought! How about you come home every once in awhile and spend the night to show me you are serious here? Not only will I love you for it, but it would mean the world to our kids. (Which if you recall, I asked you to come home for the night recently and you told me, wait, what was it..."We'll see" Yup, the same damn answer you give the kids when they want something and you don't want to tell them no, when we both know that is exactly what that answer means!) Get your crap together, or don't, just stop stringing me along!!!!

    Growing Impatient,
    Your Wife

    And along the same lines:

    Dear Heart,
    Please stop being so naive!! Just because he came home and surprised you one night in the last 4 months does not mean he will be home any time soon!! Stop hoping every night that this will be the night he comes back home....he hasn't done it yet, and he sure as hell ain't doing it anytime in the near future. So, stop laying awake in bed looking to see if headlights are coming down the street, stop jumping up every time you hear a noise at night and stop holding out hope for something that is obviously not happening. Your body and I will thank you for the extra sleep.

    Sincerely,
    Brain
  • BEFORE
    BEFORE Posts: 1,291 Member
    Dear Husband,

    Growing Impatient,
    Your Wife

    And along the same lines:

    Dear Heart,
    .

    Sincerely,
    Brain

    Sorry U R going through this. Prayers.

    :heart: them kids for the both of ya.
  • amycakes812
    amycakes812 Posts: 441
    Dear Husband,

    Growing Impatient,
    Your Wife

    And along the same lines:

    Dear Heart,
    .

    Sincerely,
    Brain

    Sorry U R going through this. Prayers.

    :heart: them kids for the both of ya.

    Thanks. My kids are pretty much what keeps me going from day to day.
  • BEFORE
    BEFORE Posts: 1,291 Member
    Dear Husband,

    Growing Impatient,
    Your Wife

    And along the same lines:

    Dear Heart,
    .

    Sincerely,
    Brain

    Sorry U R going through this. Prayers.

    :heart: them kids for the both of ya.

    Thanks. My kids are pretty much what keeps me going from day to day.

    :drinker: heres hoping he wakes up and smells the coffee and realizes his errors.
    I pray God gives ya wisdom in helping your kids through this and yourself. I pray he gives the wisdom on how to handle your husband too. May it all end quickly and be 1 family by Christmas.
  • chrissyh
    chrissyh Posts: 8,235 Member
    This is a real letter I emailed my son's math teacher yesterday-if she doesn't reply by end of school today I am sending it to the principle....


    Last night I found it very upsetting when Jay told me what happened yesterday mornning.

    His recap...he asked you to use the telephone to call me and ask for lunch money and you told him no he had to charge. He then informed you that he had charged on Monday and he had been told only 1 charge per semester. Your response was that he would have to suffer through it. He is 12 years old and should suffer through nothing especially something that is easily corrected with a 60 second phone call. He felt very belittled when he was not allowed to use the phone but yet you allowed several kids to call home to tell their parents about a Beta club meeting that they forgot about.

    I feel like you treated Jay very disrespectfully and unfairly.
  • Juliebean_1027
    Juliebean_1027 Posts: 713 Member
    Dear My Brother's Crazy Girlfriend,

    I understand that it may be hard for you to grasp some seemingly basic concepts of dating, so I am volunteering to let you in on a few well-known facts. When you call my brother's cell phone at 8 in the morning on a Saturday is probably means that he is sleeping. This does not mean that you should continue to call him repeatedly because he still will not answer. It also does not mean that after calling his cell phone 19 times in an hour you should then try calling the house phone. If no one answers the house phone it probably means we are *trying to sleep* and we are pretending that you're not calling our house before the sun comes up. If someone doesn't answer the phone it generally means they're either busy with something else (in my case, sleeping) or they don't want to talk to you. Please get the hint. Finally, and this is a very important rule so please pay attention, after calling both phones repeatedly and leaving several messages, it does NOT, I repeat, DOES NOT mean that you should get into your car and drive over to my house and start ringing the doorbell repeatedly expecting someone to let you in. I'm sick of you giving all girls a bad name - this is why we have a reputation of being crazy. If you come over and wake me up before 9am on a Saturday one more time I won't be held responsible for my actions.

    Sincerely,

    Concerned for Your Safety
  • amycakes812
    amycakes812 Posts: 441
    Dear My Brother's Crazy Girlfriend,

    I understand that it may be hard for you to grasp some seemingly basic concepts of dating, so I am volunteering to let you in on a few well-known facts. When you call my brother's cell phone at 8 in the morning on a Saturday is probably means that he is sleeping. This does not mean that you should continue to call him repeatedly because he still will not answer. It also does not mean that after calling his cell phone 19 times in an hour you should then try calling the house phone. If no one answers the house phone it probably means we are *trying to sleep* and we are pretending that you're not calling our house before the sun comes up. If someone doesn't answer the phone it generally means they're either busy with something else (in my case, sleeping) or they don't want to talk to you. Please get the hint. Finally, and this is a very important rule so please pay attention, after calling both phones repeatedly and leaving several messages, it does NOT, I repeat, DOES NOT mean that you should get into your car and drive over to my house and start ringing the doorbell repeatedly expecting someone to let you in. I'm sick of you giving all girls a bad name - this is why we have a reputation of being crazy. If you come over and wake me up before 9am on a Saturday one more time I won't be held responsible for my actions.

    Sincerely,

    Concerned for Your Safety

    I know it is not funny that you have to go for this, but your wording has me cracking up! :laugh: :laugh: Seriously, the girl sounds like a psycho stalker! You better warn your brother to be careful when he breaks up with her! Good luck!
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