How can I pick up a cougar at the gym?
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OP... when trying to pick up a predatory cat (puma, jaguar, whatever) you must do it very carefully. No sudden startling movements. Distract them with some raw meat containing a sedative. Allow time for the sedative to kick in before attempting to pick them up! Otherwise you might get mauled. Just kidding you... couldn't resist.0
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Whaa?? No way. Cougar's are 35-40+ ...
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I didn't read any of the 16 pages but isn't his picture photoshopped?
Hard for me to tell on my small screen at the moment but it looked shopped to me.
Anyways, I've always heard just giving out pictures of your junk at the local gym is a good way to meet the ladies.
Edit: Went back and read...lol at damn near everything.0 -
lmaooooo im dying reading this thread... <~~~~~~~~~~~`` cougar or puma? Honestly if you flatter an older woman and you tell her you find her intersting and still beautiful Im pretty sure you pull on that rope (cage drops) and u'll catch her
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Um excuse me I consider myself a cougar
when I hunt the 18-19 year olds.. I'm 21. But have always dated older. Looool maybe that's only realistic in my world.
Guess I'm still a cub. I aint no cougar!!!!! But I pretend.0 -
Ohhh I see some wanna be cougars0
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Is there some kind of fascination for women to be a cougar?.... Just curious...0
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First you need a horse, and a dog and a rope. Then you get a fancy traditional mexican outfit. The rest is downhill from there!
I think the cougar (below) is more along the lines of what he is looking for....
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Whaa?? No way. Cougar's are 35-40+ ...
You've been legally old enough to drink for 4 years in the US? COUGAR ! That's dumb.
Wait ... I'm cougar age? No way. Can't be. I'm still young? :sad:
Please, tell me it's really 40+0 -
Where's the OP? Did u get one yet?0
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i am so sad he never came back0
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COME BACK OP......TELL US WHAT YOU'VE LEARNT!!!0
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Put out a wounded goat. They can't resist!0
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Get on the treadmill next to her and do some manly stretches... Then just so she knows you are interested just keep asking her questions and talking to her the whole time she is running, if that doesn't work... Just keep matching her pace... She will just love it... I know I do! Lol0
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lmaooooooooooooooo this makes me laugh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!0
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This is my favorite thread in the history of ever.0
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Firstly, am somewhat surprised that wild animals go to the gym....
Secondly, I would not want someone hitting on me when I was working out.
I have been accused of being a Cougar. Am happy to find I am a Puma. And I drive a Puma. And I'm also a Panther. A whole zoo of big cats, me!
Reading this thread has been hilarious! I just REALLY want to know how it went!0 -
Go to grab a granny night0
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Just go in smelling of booze and cigarettes0
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