How can I pick up a cougar at the gym?

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  • MRSpivey
    MRSpivey Posts: 270 Member
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    OP... when trying to pick up a predatory cat (puma, jaguar, whatever) you must do it very carefully. No sudden startling movements. Distract them with some raw meat containing a sedative. Allow time for the sedative to kick in before attempting to pick them up! Otherwise you might get mauled. Just kidding you... couldn't resist. :wink:
  • Tiki1978
    Tiki1978 Posts: 364
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    Whaa?? No way. Cougar's are 35-40+ ...

    Yay! this made my day
  • Capt_Inzane
    Capt_Inzane Posts: 733 Member
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    I didn't read any of the 16 pages but isn't his picture photoshopped?
    Hard for me to tell on my small screen at the moment but it looked shopped to me.

    Anyways, I've always heard just giving out pictures of your junk at the local gym is a good way to meet the ladies.

    Edit: Went back and read...lol at damn near everything.
  • ChasingMyBliss
    ChasingMyBliss Posts: 803 Member
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    lmaooooo im dying reading this thread... <~~~~~~~~~~~`` cougar or puma? Honestly if you flatter an older woman and you tell her you find her intersting and still beautiful Im pretty sure you pull on that rope (cage drops) and u'll catch her

    this ^^^^
  • CardiC333
    CardiC333 Posts: 68 Member
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    Um excuse me I consider myself a cougar
    when I hunt the 18-19 year olds.. I'm 21. ;) But have always dated older. Looool maybe that's only realistic in my world.
    Guess I'm still a cub. :( I aint no cougar!!!!! But I pretend. :D
  • ItsMeGee3
    ItsMeGee3 Posts: 13,255 Member
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    Ohhh I see some wanna be cougars
  • JBfoodforlife
    JBfoodforlife Posts: 1,371 Member
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    Is there some kind of fascination for women to be a cougar?.... Just curious... :)
  • Go_Mizzou99
    Go_Mizzou99 Posts: 2,628 Member
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    First you need a horse, and a dog and a rope. Then you get a fancy traditional mexican outfit. The rest is downhill from there!

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    I think the cougar (below) is more along the lines of what he is looking for....

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  • mathjulz
    mathjulz Posts: 5,514 Member
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    Whaa?? No way. Cougar's are 35-40+ ...

    You've been legally old enough to drink for 4 years in the US? COUGAR ! That's dumb.

    Wait ... I'm cougar age? No way. Can't be. I'm still young? :sad:


    Please, tell me it's really 40+
  • Barbellarella_
    Barbellarella_ Posts: 454 Member
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    Where's the OP? Did u get one yet?
  • arainiday1
    arainiday1 Posts: 1,763 Member
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    i am so sad he never came back :cry:
  • DreamBigEatLarge
    DreamBigEatLarge Posts: 162 Member
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    COME BACK OP......TELL US WHAT YOU'VE LEARNT!!!
  • TX_Thundercat
    TX_Thundercat Posts: 2,437 Member
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    Put out a wounded goat. They can't resist!
  • runforestrun35
    runforestrun35 Posts: 480 Member
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    Get on the treadmill next to her and do some manly stretches... Then just so she knows you are interested just keep asking her questions and talking to her the whole time she is running, if that doesn't work... Just keep matching her pace... She will just love it... I know I do! Lol
  • Sylvitryinghard
    Sylvitryinghard Posts: 549 Member
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    lmaooooooooooooooo this makes me laugh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • jennifer_417
    jennifer_417 Posts: 12,344 Member
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    This is my favorite thread in the history of ever.
  • bunnypanther
    bunnypanther Posts: 110
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    Firstly, am somewhat surprised that wild animals go to the gym....

    Secondly, I would not want someone hitting on me when I was working out.

    I have been accused of being a Cougar. Am happy to find I am a Puma. And I drive a Puma. And I'm also a Panther. A whole zoo of big cats, me!

    Reading this thread has been hilarious! I just REALLY want to know how it went!
  • Noogynoogs
    Noogynoogs Posts: 1,028 Member
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    Go to grab a granny night
  • Escloflowne
    Escloflowne Posts: 2,038 Member
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    Just go in smelling of booze and cigarettes

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