How can I pick up a cougar at the gym?

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Scumbag_Gil
Scumbag_Gil Posts: 397 Member
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Any tips on approaching? Getting tired of girls my age, they are really immature and basic. I want something new, and an older chick might be it. I was thinking of chatting some up at the juice bar or treadmills. Not really sure what to say though. Any tips will be of some help thanks.
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  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
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    I have a Cougar Hunter hat that is right up your alley. You gotta let dem know bro
  • arainiday1
    arainiday1 Posts: 1,763 Member
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    Hi my name is Scumbag_Gil.... and I'm half your age and interested in your "maturity" -- and wear that hat
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
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    I have a Cougar Hunter hat that is right up your alley. You gotta let dem know bro

    How exactly ?

    Wear something that says you like cougars, that way they know u r down 4 teh pound
  • baba_helly
    baba_helly Posts: 810 Member
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    make sure you ask if they do their kegels iykwim
  • arainiday1
    arainiday1 Posts: 1,763 Member
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    make sure you ask if they do their kegels iykwim


    :sick: :sick: :sick:
  • TheWorstHorse
    TheWorstHorse Posts: 185
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    in before the lock. with popcorn. lots of popcorn.
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
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    I have a Cougar Hunter hat that is right up your alley. You gotta let dem know bro

    How exactly ?

    Wear something that says you like cougars, that way they know u r down 4 teh pound


    ^^^I rly can't tell if this guy is trolling?

    Does it seem like good advice, yes or no?
  • arainiday1
    arainiday1 Posts: 1,763 Member
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    you must be new here.....

    Scumbag this is Wheird

    Wheird meet Scumbag
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
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    you must be new here.....

    Scumbag this is Wheird

    Wheird meet Scumbag

    We don't know each other, it is a breach of etiquette to introduce me.
  • arainiday1
    arainiday1 Posts: 1,763 Member
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    how old are you & how old are you looking for ?
  • arainiday1
    arainiday1 Posts: 1,763 Member
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    you must be new here.....

    Scumbag this is Wheird

    Wheird meet Scumbag

    We don't know each other, it is a breach of etiquette to introduce me.


    :sad: my bad
  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
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    bend at the knees.
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
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    If you don't want to just straight up let them know with a tshirt or hat that say it directly, why not a more subtle way like doing hip thrusts near the treadmills?
  • arainiday1
    arainiday1 Posts: 1,763 Member
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    ok so you are BARELY an adult... what do you consider cougar age ?
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
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    OP, I got it! Forget the gym, start taking dance classes! Older women take dance classes because they are bored and looking for some excitement. YOU could be that excitement!

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