How can I pick up a cougar at the gym?

Scumbag_Gil
Scumbag_Gil Posts: 397 Member
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Any tips on approaching? Getting tired of girls my age, they are really immature and basic. I want something new, and an older chick might be it. I was thinking of chatting some up at the juice bar or treadmills. Not really sure what to say though. Any tips will be of some help thanks.
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  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    I have a Cougar Hunter hat that is right up your alley. You gotta let dem know bro
  • arainiday1
    arainiday1 Posts: 1,763 Member
    Hi my name is Scumbag_Gil.... and I'm half your age and interested in your "maturity" -- and wear that hat
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  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    I have a Cougar Hunter hat that is right up your alley. You gotta let dem know bro

    How exactly ?

    Wear something that says you like cougars, that way they know u r down 4 teh pound
  • baba_helly
    baba_helly Posts: 810 Member
    make sure you ask if they do their kegels iykwim
  • arainiday1
    arainiday1 Posts: 1,763 Member
    make sure you ask if they do their kegels iykwim


    :sick: :sick: :sick:
  • TheWorstHorse
    TheWorstHorse Posts: 185
    in before the lock. with popcorn. lots of popcorn.
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  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    I have a Cougar Hunter hat that is right up your alley. You gotta let dem know bro

    How exactly ?

    Wear something that says you like cougars, that way they know u r down 4 teh pound


    ^^^I rly can't tell if this guy is trolling?

    Does it seem like good advice, yes or no?
  • arainiday1
    arainiday1 Posts: 1,763 Member
    you must be new here.....

    Scumbag this is Wheird

    Wheird meet Scumbag
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  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    you must be new here.....

    Scumbag this is Wheird

    Wheird meet Scumbag

    We don't know each other, it is a breach of etiquette to introduce me.
  • arainiday1
    arainiday1 Posts: 1,763 Member
    how old are you & how old are you looking for ?
  • arainiday1
    arainiday1 Posts: 1,763 Member
    you must be new here.....

    Scumbag this is Wheird

    Wheird meet Scumbag

    We don't know each other, it is a breach of etiquette to introduce me.


    :sad: my bad
  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
    bend at the knees.
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    If you don't want to just straight up let them know with a tshirt or hat that say it directly, why not a more subtle way like doing hip thrusts near the treadmills?
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  • arainiday1
    arainiday1 Posts: 1,763 Member
    ok so you are BARELY an adult... what do you consider cougar age ?
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    OP, I got it! Forget the gym, start taking dance classes! Older women take dance classes because they are bored and looking for some excitement. YOU could be that excitement!
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  • arainiday1
    arainiday1 Posts: 1,763 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


    honey, go to college.....
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  • HattieMonicaReborn
    HattieMonicaReborn Posts: 146
    Older woman are a good choice, they know what they want......not afraid of things young girls are.

    Be confident and genuine..actually listen to what they have to say
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    Older woman are a good choice, they know what they want......not afraid of things young girls are.

    Be confident and genuine..actually listen to what they have to say

    Here is a cougar for you, OP! I bet she even pays for drinks and dinner. I saw that on a commercial recently.
  • catb58
    catb58 Posts: 239 Member
    ok so you are BARELY an adult... what do you consider cougar age ?

    25+ ??

    Is it possible for one to be a cougar at the ripe old age of 25?? :laugh:
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    ok so you are BARELY an adult... what do you consider cougar age ?

    25+ ??

    Is it possible for one to be a cougar at the ripe old age of 25?? :laugh:

    CougarProwl.jpg
  • arainiday1
    arainiday1 Posts: 1,763 Member
    ok so you are BARELY an adult... what do you consider cougar age ?

    25+ ??

    Is it possible for one to be a cougar at the ripe old age of 25?? :laugh:

    I'm leaning towards NO..... I'm 9 years older than that and no where near cougar status. Cougars usually have grandkids from what i've understood, or at least adult kids of their own. (or are old enough to have them, clearly not everyone has kids)
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    ok so you are BARELY an adult... what do you consider cougar age ?

    25+ ??

    Is it possible for one to be a cougar at the ripe old age of 25?? :laugh:

    I'm leaning towards NO..... I'm 9 years older than that and no where near cougar status. Cougars usually have grandkids from what i've understood, or at least adult kids of their own.

    I think you are what is known as a "puma".
  • besaro
    besaro Posts: 1,858 Member
    lol that late night commercial for cougars is all i keep picturing.
  • arainiday1
    arainiday1 Posts: 1,763 Member
    ok so you are BARELY an adult... what do you consider cougar age ?

    25+ ??

    Is it possible for one to be a cougar at the ripe old age of 25?? :laugh:

    I'm leaning towards NO..... I'm 9 years older than that and no where near cougar status. Cougars usually have grandkids from what i've understood, or at least adult kids of their own.

    I think you are what is known as a "puma".

    ohhhh you shut your mouth! is that a real thing ?????

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