How can I pick up a cougar at the gym?

wheird

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Puma
A woman in her sexual prime between the ages of 30-39 who prefers to date younger men. The term "puma" does not apply to women before their 30s, and should never be confused with the titles "Cougar" (ages 40-49) and "Jaguar" (ages 50+).


thanks Urban Dictionary!

At 27, what does that make me? Lion cub?

You're a kitty I think

Well that sounds sexy.

wonder what I was at 23?

Eas...VERY NICE GIRL

HattieMonicaReborn

Puma
A woman in her sexual prime between the ages of 30-39 who prefers to date younger men. The term "puma" does not apply to women before their 30s, and should never be confused with the titles "Cougar" (ages 40-49) and "Jaguar" (ages 50+).


thanks Urban Dictionary!

I didn't know I only have one year left being a cougar !!!!
On to jaguar...brace yourself world of young men at large.....hahaha

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arainiday1

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I'm going to be honest with you. When I was that age I was still creeped out by the yonger guy thing. Its gotten easier though as I get older the age gap has increased withh zero effs given. That first time though when I was 23 and fell in love with a guy who couldn't go nightclubbing with me yet it was because he beat me over the head wih a stick. He was extremely forward hellu romantic uber sensual and there was just nondejying his prowess or "manhood" ...readiness. he turned out to be quite mature and everyhing he held himself out to be and paved the way for many cubs to be. They are always that profile.

I guess all this is to say just be the cutest and most confident and sincere cub you can be and there will be no stopping you either when the right cougar steps out into the clear.

Wait he really hit you with a stick or is that a metaphor ???

metaphor. ...u sure ur ready for this? Maybe u just need to date a different "TYPE" of girl your own age.

Yes, I don't want to date girls that want to go to a rave. I wanna get brunch, and go to the aquarium.

there are TONS of girls who don't rave..... expand your friends group

wheird

Who actually wants to go to an aquarium?

Sinisterly

:laugh:

MyChocolateDiet

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I'm going to be honest with you. When I was that age I was still creeped out by the yonger guy thing. Its gotten easier though as I get older the age gap has increased withh zero effs given. That first time though when I was 23 and fell in love with a guy who couldn't go nightclubbing with me yet it was because he beat me over the head wih a stick. He was extremely forward hellu romantic uber sensual and there was just nondejying his prowess or "manhood" ...readiness. he turned out to be quite mature and everyhing he held himself out to be and paved the way for many cubs to be. They are always that profile.

I guess all this is to say just be the cutest and most confident and sincere cub you can be and there will be no stopping you either when the right cougar steps out into the clear.

Wait he really hit you with a stick or is that a metaphor ???

metaphor. ...u sure ur ready for this? Maybe u just need to date a different "TYPE" of girl your own age.

Yes, I don't want to date girls that want to go to a rave. I wanna get brunch, and go to the aquarium.

u do seem like a cub...so just be yourself. It's almost inevitable.

gpoliver

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I'm going to be honest with you. When I was that age I was still creeped out by the yonger guy thing. Its gotten easier though as I get older the age gap has increased withh zero effs given. That first time though when I was 23 and fell in love with a guy who couldn't go nightclubbing with me yet it was because he beat me over the head wih a stick. He was extremely forward hellu romantic uber sensual and there was just nondejying his prowess or "manhood" ...readiness. he turned out to be quite mature and everyhing he held himself out to be and paved the way for many cubs to be. They are always that profile.

I guess all this is to say just be the cutest and most confident and sincere cub you can be and there will be no stopping you either when the right cougar steps out into the clear.

Wait he really hit you with a stick or is that a metaphor ???

metaphor. ...u sure ur ready for this? Maybe u just need to date a different "TYPE" of girl your own age.

Yes, I don't want to date girls that want to go to a rave. I wanna get brunch, and go to the aquarium.

my daughter would find that date very enjoyable. You will never get the chance to get near her, but she is your age, so just want you to see , your hanging with the wrong girls.... its not age its perspective

ThinkInOregon

Puma
A woman in her sexual prime between the ages of 30-39 who prefers to date younger men. The term "puma" does not apply to women before their 30s, and should never be confused with the titles "Cougar" (ages 40-49) and "Jaguar" (ages 50+).


thanks Urban Dictionary!

Love the description, but if you know anything about cats... Puma, Mountain Lion and Cougar are all different names for the same creature.

Jag's look similar to Leopard's, glad I already love that print since I'm approaching that age range, eek!

wheird

I'd much rather go to a taproom or a bourbon bar.

Laura_Ivy

Who actually wants to go to an aquarium?

Dude,aquariums are rad!

gpoliver

I'd much rather go to a taproom or a bourbon bar.

oh hey now...there is that!

wheird

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Who actually wants to go to an aquarium?

Dude,aquariums are rad!

Dude, no they aren't! Tanks full of fish. Just effin' shoot me.

sculli123

lol that OP thinks 25 is cougar. Hell 25 is the absolute youngest I'd consider even dating. Now Hattie is a cougar.

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MyChocolateDiet

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I'm going to be honest with you. When I was that age I was still creeped out by the yonger guy thing. Its gotten easier though as I get older the age gap has increased withh zero effs given. That first time though when I was 23 and fell in love with a guy who couldn't go nightclubbing with me yet it was because he beat me over the head wih a stick. He was extremely forward hellu romantic uber sensual and there was just nondejying his prowess or "manhood" ...readiness. he turned out to be quite mature and everyhing he held himself out to be and paved the way for many cubs to be. They are always that profile.

I guess all this is to say just be the cutest and most confident and sincere cub you can be and there will be no stopping you either when the right cougar steps out into the clear.

Wait he really hit you with a stick or is that a metaphor ???

metaphor. ...u sure ur ready for this? Maybe u just need to date a different "TYPE" of girl your own age.

Yes, I don't want to date girls that want to go to a rave. I wanna get brunch, and go to the aquarium.

there are TONS of girls who don't rave..... expand your friends group

this too, continue to give girls ur own age a chance too, I suspect u don't want to compromise on looks and think the hot ones wanna party all the time, party all the time, party all the tiiiiime

fitnessbabe90

Flirting always works.

gpoliver

lol that OP thinks 25 is cougar. Hell 25 is the absolute youngest I'd consider even dating. Now Hattie is a cougar.

Hattie is a Hottie!!!!

Sinisterly

Flirting always works.

If the person doesn't find ya creepy haha

sculli123

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lol that OP thinks 25 is cougar. Hell 25 is the absolute youngest I'd consider even dating. Now Hattie is a cougar.

Hattie is a Hottie!!!!

yup

dbmata

Any tips on approaching? Getting tired of girls my age, they are really immature and basic. I want something new, and an older chick might be it. I was thinking of chatting some up at the juice bar or treadmills. Not really sure what to say though. Any tips will be of some help thanks.

Just whip a huge wad of cash out.

That always works for me.

gpoliver

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I'm going to be honest with you. When I was that age I was still creeped out by the yonger guy thing. Its gotten easier though as I get older the age gap has increased withh zero effs given. That first time though when I was 23 and fell in love with a guy who couldn't go nightclubbing with me yet it was because he beat me over the head wih a stick. He was extremely forward hellu romantic uber sensual and there was just nondejying his prowess or "manhood" ...readiness. he turned out to be quite mature and everyhing he held himself out to be and paved the way for many cubs to be. They are always that profile.

I guess all this is to say just be the cutest and most confident and sincere cub you can be and there will be no stopping you either when the right cougar steps out into the clear.

Wait he really hit you with a stick or is that a metaphor ???

metaphor. ...u sure ur ready for this? Maybe u just need to date a different "TYPE" of girl your own age.

Yes, I don't want to date girls that want to go to a rave. I wanna get brunch, and go to the aquarium.

my daughter would find that date very enjoyable. You will never get the chance to get near her, but she is your age, so just want you to see , your hanging with the wrong girls.... its not age its perspective

Oh come on hook it up! I'm really nice, parents love me. I would build her a bear and everything.

uh no..... not when your OP is how to go pick up cougars......

wheird

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Any tips on approaching? Getting tired of girls my age, they are really immature and basic. I want something new, and an older chick might be it. I was thinking of chatting some up at the juice bar or treadmills. Not really sure what to say though. Any tips will be of some help thanks.

Just whip a huge wad of cash out.

That always works for me.

The commercials say that cougars are financially stable.

ThinkInOregon

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Who actually wants to go to an aquarium?

Dude,aquariums are rad!

As a woman who falls into the 'cougar' range, I would LOVE to go to an aquarium for a date!

gpoliver

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lol that OP thinks 25 is cougar. Hell 25 is the absolute youngest I'd consider even dating. Now Hattie is a cougar.

Hattie is a Hottie!!!!

yup

lol but your pretty easy on the eyes yourself

Sinisterly

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Any tips on approaching? Getting tired of girls my age, they are really immature and basic. I want something new, and an older chick might be it. I was thinking of chatting some up at the juice bar or treadmills. Not really sure what to say though. Any tips will be of some help thanks.

Just whip a huge wad of cash out.

That always works for me.

The commercials say that cougars are financially stable.

That would be in West Hollywood, sir.

arainiday1

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I'm going to be honest with you. When I was that age I was still creeped out by the yonger guy thing. Its gotten easier though as I get older the age gap has increased withh zero effs given. That first time though when I was 23 and fell in love with a guy who couldn't go nightclubbing with me yet it was because he beat me over the head wih a stick. He was extremely forward hellu romantic uber sensual and there was just nondejying his prowess or "manhood" ...readiness. he turned out to be quite mature and everyhing he held himself out to be and paved the way for many cubs to be. They are always that profile.

I guess all this is to say just be the cutest and most confident and sincere cub you can be and there will be no stopping you either when the right cougar steps out into the clear.

Wait he really hit you with a stick or is that a metaphor ???

metaphor. ...u sure ur ready for this? Maybe u just need to date a different "TYPE" of girl your own age.

Yes, I don't want to date girls that want to go to a rave. I wanna get brunch, and go to the aquarium.

my daughter would find that date very enjoyable. You will never get the chance to get near her, but she is your age, so just want you to see , your hanging with the wrong girls.... its not age its perspective

Oh come on hook it up! I'm really nice, parents love me. I would build her a bear and everything.

uh no..... not when your OP is how to go pick up cougars......

^^^^^^^ yes, that.... i have a daughter not THAT much younger than you OP.... no WAY would i approve of her dating someone hunting the internet for cougars

RUNNING_AMOK_1958

Puma
A woman in her sexual prime between the ages of 30-39 who prefers to date younger men. The term "puma" does not apply to women before their 30s, and should never be confused with the titles "Cougar" (ages 40-49) and "Jaguar" (ages 50+).


thanks Urban Dictionary!

Didn't know I'd reached jaguar status. Cool!

dbmata

Who actually wants to go to an aquarium?

Dudes that aren't into the v.

dbmata

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Any tips on approaching? Getting tired of girls my age, they are really immature and basic. I want something new, and an older chick might be it. I was thinking of chatting some up at the juice bar or treadmills. Not really sure what to say though. Any tips will be of some help thanks.

Just whip a huge wad of cash out.

That always works for me.

The commercials say that cougars are financially stable.

Oh no, it just shows that I'm stable with the finances, and well heeled enough to pull any filly, so they'd better be dtf atm.