How can I pick up a cougar at the gym?

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  • Barbellarella_
    Barbellarella_ Posts: 454 Member
    Hmm. Weird. I feel so old all of a sudden :tongue:
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    Hmm. Weird. I feel so old all of a sudden :tongue:
    Sorry, too busy drooling at your pic.
    You said, what??
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    Hmm. Weird. I feel so old all of a sudden :tongue:

    You've been getting old for years.
  • Barbellarella_
    Barbellarella_ Posts: 454 Member
    Hmm. Weird. I feel so old all of a sudden :tongue:

    You've been getting old for years.
    So many places I could go with that, wheirdo.
  • segovm
    segovm Posts: 512 Member
    Take a treadmill next to the girl of your dreams... look extremely confident... smile as you put on your head phones... bob your head a little as you listen to the music... set the treadmill to 16 MPH at a 10% incline... when the ambulance arrives try to regain consciousness long enough to ask for the digits.

    9 out of 10 times it works every time.
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    Hmm. Weird. I feel so old all of a sudden :tongue:

    You've been getting old for years.
    So many places I could go with that, wheirdo.

    Like the pharmacy and post office?
  • arainiday1
    arainiday1 Posts: 1,763 Member
    Do any cougars wanna snap chat??? @scumbag_gil

    I'm ready

    this Puma doesn't even understand snap chat.... whats the point, to see a picture for a half second ? is that it ?

    10 seconds!

    i need at least 5 mins.... :wink:
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  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    Lol
    Towels
    Drool
    Aol
    Peas
    This thred got so funny after I left gonna leave MOAR!
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    Do any cougars wanna snap chat??? @scumbag_gil

    I'm ready

    this Puma doesn't even understand snap chat.... whats the point, to see a picture for a half second ? is that it ?

    10 seconds!

    i need at least 5 mins.... :wink:

    Damn, so 4 is below your minimum.

    Out
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    Hmm. Weird. I feel so old all of a sudden :tongue:

    Hello
    lol
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    Lol
    Towels
    Drool
    Aol
    Peas
    This thred got so funny after I left gonna leave MOAR!
    Oh, he's in my naughty box right now. Add that!
  • fatcity66
    fatcity66 Posts: 1,544 Member
    Take a treadmill next to the girl of your dreams... look extremely confident... smile as you put on your head phones... bob your head a little as you listen to the music... set the treadmill to 16 MPH at a 10% incline... when the ambulance arrives try to regain consciousness long enough to ask for the digits.

    9 out of 10 times it works every time.

    LMAO
  • arainiday1
    arainiday1 Posts: 1,763 Member
    Take a treadmill next to the girl of your dreams... look extremely confident... smile as you put on your head phones... bob your head a little as you listen to the music... set the treadmill to 16 MPH at a 10% incline... when the ambulance arrives try to regain consciousness long enough to ask for the digits.

    9 out of 10 times it works every time.

    video, or it didn't happen!!!
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  • fatcity66
    fatcity66 Posts: 1,544 Member
    Trust me that doesn't work lol

    ^^He KNOWS.
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  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    Lol
    Towels
    Drool
    Aol
    Peas
    This thred got so funny after I left gonna leave MOAR!
    Oh, he's in my naughty box right now. Add that!

    She acting hard to get, but I really have nothing to do but finish high school so..
    And get a face. Y'know. A face.
  • baba_helly
    baba_helly Posts: 810 Member
    srs answer: eat pineapple and read 50 Shades of Grey between sets
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  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    Lol
    Towels
    Drool
    Aol
    Peas
    This thred got so funny after I left gonna leave MOAR!
    Oh, he's in my naughty box right now. Add that!

    She acting hard to get, but I really have nothing to do but finish high school so..
    And get a face. Y'know. A face.

    Snapchat me
    I'm good.
  • baba_helly
    baba_helly Posts: 810 Member
    srs answer: eat pineapple and read 50 Shades of Grey between sets

    I usually tell girls at my HS if they wanna read "50 Shades of Gil" haha works every time.

    oh my....

    you said you had snapchat?
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  • arainiday1
    arainiday1 Posts: 1,763 Member
    srs answer: eat pineapple and read 50 Shades of Grey between sets

    I usually tell girls at my HS if they wanna read "50 Shades of Gil" haha works every time.

    oh my....

    you said you had snapchat?

    Oh my.... someones gonna do it! you better report back to us!!!
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    He doesn't want to build a snowman with me!!! :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad:
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  • moya_rargh
    moya_rargh Posts: 1,473 Member
    I tried to pick up a cougar at the zoo once. Bad move...
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    He doesn't want to build a snowman with me!!! :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad:

    Aquarium ??
    Snow man!!! :angry: :angry:
  • melaniecheeks
    melaniecheeks Posts: 6,349 Member
    Not sure if serious....but as an aquarium-loving jaguar I'd say don't try to chat me up while I'm working out. Over coffee/ juice afterwards is fine, but the dance class suggestion is a GREAT idea. Maybe not zumba, but one where you work in partners.

    Ask them if they know the words to "Do you wanna build a snowman?", and how they feel that global warming has impacted thier lives.

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