How can I pick up a cougar at the gym?

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  • VBnotbitter
    VBnotbitter Posts: 820 Member
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    Any tips on approaching? Getting tired of girls my age, they are really immature and basic. I want something new, and an older chick might be it. I was thinking of chatting some up at the juice bar or treadmills. Not really sure what to say though. Any tips will be of some help thanks.

    Just whip a huge wad of cash out.

    That always works for me.

    The commercials say that cougars are financially stable.

    Wait what? They advertise cougars?

    Yes! They have cougar hookup sites that they put on TV!

    I'm not quite sure if I find that disturbing or cheering
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
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    Okay maybe I worded the OP wrong. I'm not trying to "hunt" cougars online. I was just asking for advice on how to talk to older chicks.
    :huh:

    Can you use words
    No, I'm too old for you.
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
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    Any tips on approaching? Getting tired of girls my age, they are really immature and basic. I want something new, and an older chick might be it. I was thinking of chatting some up at the juice bar or treadmills. Not really sure what to say though. Any tips will be of some help thanks.

    Just whip a huge wad of cash out.

    That always works for me.

    The commercials say that cougars are financially stable.

    Wait what? They advertise cougars?

    Yes! They have cougar hookup sites that they put on TV!


    SHUT UP!!!! Are you serious?

    Swear!

    I swear I am gonna go show my husband... he is gonna fall over laughing!

    Or a date.
  • VBnotbitter
    VBnotbitter Posts: 820 Member
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    Okay maybe I worded the OP wrong. I'm not trying to "hunt" cougars online. I was just asking for advice on how to talk to older chicks.
    :huh:

    Can you use words

    There you go, answered your own question
  • Ilikelamps
    Ilikelamps Posts: 482 Member
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    do you even pick things up?

    HA NO YOU DONT
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
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    I'm starting to realize older women aren't that much mature than the ones at my high school. Sigh.
    :huh:
  • kershaann
    kershaann Posts: 1,824 Member
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    Respect would be a good start.
  • bunbunzee44
    bunbunzee44 Posts: 592 Member
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    This made me feel old. o_o +25 is not a cougar.
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
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    This made me feel old. o_o +25 is not a cougar.
    Lol, he likes to troll.
  • dbmata
    dbmata Posts: 12,951 Member
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    Okay maybe I worded the OP wrong. I'm not trying to "hunt" cougars online. I was just asking for advice on how to talk to older chicks.

    You like... talk to them, it's pretty revolutionary.

    Just don't talk about stupid things, and be worth talking to. Or, just find the ones that are looking for some meat, and make sure you have a trustfund.
  • dbmata
    dbmata Posts: 12,951 Member
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    BTW, this thread is hilarious.

    I'm glad I wasn't that dense at that age.
  • arainiday1
    arainiday1 Posts: 1,763 Member
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    there is nothing different with talking to older women than ones your age.... but i wouldn't open with, "I'm going be be graduating high school soon......"
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
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    This made me feel old. o_o +25 is not a cougar.

    You are old.

    But that second bikini pic is awesome.
  • VBnotbitter
    VBnotbitter Posts: 820 Member
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    I'm starting to realize older women aren't that much mature than the ones at my high school. Sigh.

    Ah bless
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
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    do you even pick things up?

    HA NO YOU DONT

    Do you even bench press or eat? Worst chest I've seen serious. Lol
    Hmm, then you need glasses. His chest had me droolin'.
  • JBfoodforlife
    JBfoodforlife Posts: 1,371 Member
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    Perhaps he will figure out they are not "chicks", but actually WOMEN... And deserve to be treated as such...
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
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    there is nothing different with talking to older women than ones your age.... but i wouldn't open with, "I'm going be be graduating high school soon......"

    Exactly, you have to talk to them like they are real people too.

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