How can I pick up a cougar at the gym?

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  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
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    there is nothing different with talking to older women than ones your age.... but i wouldn't open with, "I'm going be be graduating high school soon......"

    Exactly, you have to talk to them like they are real people too.
    "Like" they are real people.. LOL
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
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    do you even pick things up?

    HA NO YOU DONT

    Do you even bench press or eat? Worst chest I've seen serious. Lol
    Hmm, then you need glasses. His chest had me droolin'.

    Lol okay that's why he changed his avatar lol...just lol.
    That's cool. Guess you got part of your trolling done today! Can't wait to see your next thread. I always giggle.
  • gpoliver
    gpoliver Posts: 87 Member
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    do you even pick things up?

    HA NO YOU DONT

    Do you even bench press or eat? Worst chest I've seen serious. Lol


    LOL LOL LOL Oh son you have ALOT to learn!!!!!! (wiping drool off face too)
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
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    TIL that cougars drool.

    And the magic and mystery was ruined. :cry:
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
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    TIL that cougars drool.

    And the magic and mystery was ruined. :cry:
    Mannnn... Twinkies. Just TWINKIES!
    And sausage. Bacon. Etc.
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,296 Member
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    What do you do if you come across a cougar at the gym?

    Wipe her off and apologize of course.
  • SEAFOODMAN
    SEAFOODMAN Posts: 342
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    Puma
    A woman in her sexual prime between the ages of 30-39 who prefers to date younger men. The term "puma" does not apply to women before their 30s, and should never be confused with the titles "Cougar" (ages 40-49) and "Jaguar" (ages 50+).


    thanks Urban Dictionary!

    I didn't know I only have one year left being a cougar !!!!
    On to jaguar...brace yourself world of young men at large.....hahaha

    I'm no spring chicken, but can I buy you a drink.......:wink:
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
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    What do you do if you come across a cougar at the gym?

    Wipe her off and apologize of course.
    Jeez, don't give the boy bad directions.. He might just do that!
    Needs to use that liquid first, THEN wipe it off..
  • baba_helly
    baba_helly Posts: 810 Member
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    What do you do if you come across a cougar at the gym?

    Wipe her off and apologize of course.

    unless it was in her hair or eyes, in which case GTFO
  • dbmata
    dbmata Posts: 12,951 Member
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    This seems apropos.

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  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
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    What do you do if you come across a cougar at the gym?

    Wipe her off and apologize of course.

    unless it was in her hair or eyes, in which case GTFO

    It was a close call, sorry :(
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
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    ....can I have me dentures back, now, please?
    These mashed peas ain't gonna eat themselves, you know!!! AND GET OFF MY YARD!!! :angry:
  • arainiday1
    arainiday1 Posts: 1,763 Member
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    What do you do if you come across a cougar at the gym?

    Wipe her off and apologize of course.

    unless it was in her hair or eyes, in which case GTFO

    It was a close call, sorry :(


    geez, i've never gotten an apology ! just a towel thrown in my direction :bigsmile: :laugh:

    edited, cause well, my spelling is crap tonight....
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
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    Mmmmkay, Kanye.
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
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    What do you do if you come across a cougar at the gym?

    Wipe her off and apologize of course.

    unless it was in her hair or eyes, in which case GTFO

    It was a close call, sorry :(


    geez, i've never gotten an appology! just a towel thrown in my direction :bigsmile: :laugh:

    I'm polite about it
  • VBnotbitter
    VBnotbitter Posts: 820 Member
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    What do you do if you come across a cougar at the gym?

    Wipe her off and apologize of course.

    unless it was in her hair or eyes, in which case GTFO

    It was a close call, sorry :(

    Jeez you need to work on your aim
  • baba_helly
    baba_helly Posts: 810 Member
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    What do you do if you come across a cougar at the gym?

    Wipe her off and apologize of course.

    unless it was in her hair or eyes, in which case GTFO

    It was a close call, sorry :(

    Jeez you need to work on your aim

    you have NO idea

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