How can I pick up a cougar at the gym?

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  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    Not sure if serious....but as an aquarium-loving jaguar I'd say don't try to chat me up while I'm working out. Over coffee/ juice afterwards is fine, but the dance class suggestion is a GREAT idea. Maybe not zumba, but one where you work in partners.

    Ask them if they know the words to "Do you wanna build a snowman?", and how they feel that global warming has impacted thier lives.


    YESSSS!! I WANT TO BUILD A SNOWMAN!!!!!
    But he turned me down!!! :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    Not sure if serious....but as an aquarium-loving jaguar I'd say don't try to chat me up while I'm working out. Over coffee/ juice afterwards is fine, but the dance class suggestion is a GREAT idea. Maybe not zumba, but one where you work in partners.

    Ask them if they know the words to "Do you wanna build a snowman?", and how they feel that global warming has impacted thier lives.

    Already bored.
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    seriously, been reading this thread till page 3, and have tears from laughing
    Lol, keep reading. More to come!

    Morning, my friend bahahaha
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  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    I'm lost, is asking a cougar if she "wants to build a snowman" code for something ? Remember not looking for a one night stand but something more meaningful.
    Then you tell that prowling beauty that you're looking for that FWB thing! PRONTO!
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    The cold never bothered me anyway.
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    The cold never bothered me anyway.
    He said he needs his hands.
    Cold bothers him either way.
  • arainiday1
    arainiday1 Posts: 1,763 Member
    http://www.people.com/article/do-you-want-to-go-to-starbucks-frozen-parody
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  • mockchoc
    mockchoc Posts: 6,573 Member
    seriously, been reading this thread till page 3, and have tears from laughing

    Thanks Gus! I only got to page 3, skipped till the last page and thanks to you I have to go read all the inbetween now!!!!!!!!!!
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    Okay I'm thinking I should hit up some 1st grade soccer games this weekend & chat up some soccer moms.
    Lmao....
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    Okay I'm thinking I should hit up some 1st grade soccer games this weekend & chat up some soccer moms.

    Bzzz. Wrong.
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  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    seriously, been reading this thread till page 3, and have tears from laughing

    Thanks Gus! I only got to page 3, skipped till the last page and thanks to you I have to go read all the inbetween now!!!!!!!!!!


    Helloooooooo.
    OHHHH, JACKPOT!!!
    Now, go on and put your hand into the honey jar.



    Edit: It has been fun. I'm not done reading this.
    Will return later ^_^
    Buahahaha...
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  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,276 Member
    I tried to pick up a cougar at the zoo once. Bad move...
    Was it really heavy?
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
    Okay I'm thinking I should hit up some 1st grade soccer games this weekend & chat up some soccer moms.

    There you go!
  • mockchoc
    mockchoc Posts: 6,573 Member
    seriously, been reading this thread till page 3, and have tears from laughing

    Thanks Gus! I only got to page 3, skipped till the last page and thanks to you I have to go read all the inbetween now!!!!!!!!!!

    Hello????

    Like i said, she is off limit boy!

    I'm in hiding.
  • darrensurrey
    darrensurrey Posts: 3,942 Member
    Dunno if this has been posted. Not wading through 9 pages.

    http://www.buzzfeed.com/alanwhite/this-31-year-old-guy-is-dating-a-91-year-old-great-grandmoth
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  • gpoliver
    gpoliver Posts: 87 Member
    holy crap go out for a bit and miss the best part!?!?! Son why aren't you in bed yet? Way past your bedtime!!!! BTW, dont ever ask a girl to snap chat and then say I wnat a relationship not a one night stand... snap chat = 10 seconds not even enough for a one night stand.....


    asnd yea well edited cuz i cant stop laughing at this fool
  • mockchoc
    mockchoc Posts: 6,573 Member
    seriously, been reading this thread till page 3, and have tears from laughing

    Thanks Gus! I only got to page 3, skipped till the last page and thanks to you I have to go read all the inbetween now!!!!!!!!!!

    Hello????

    Like i said, she is off limit boy!

    I'm in hiding.

    H-H-Hi do you like aquariums ?

    Sorry I'm not your type. I prefer raves.
  • arainiday1
    arainiday1 Posts: 1,763 Member
    seriously, been reading this thread till page 3, and have tears from laughing

    Thanks Gus! I only got to page 3, skipped till the last page and thanks to you I have to go read all the inbetween now!!!!!!!!!!

    Hello????

    Like i said, she is off limit boy!

    I'm in hiding.

    H-H-Hi do you like aquariums ?

    Sorry I'm not your type. I prefer raves.

    EDC is coming in a few months :wink:
  • mockchoc
    mockchoc Posts: 6,573 Member
    seriously, been reading this thread till page 3, and have tears from laughing

    Thanks Gus! I only got to page 3, skipped till the last page and thanks to you I have to go read all the inbetween now!!!!!!!!!!

    Hello????

    Like i said, she is off limit boy!

    I'm in hiding.

    H-H-Hi do you like aquariums ?

    Sorry I'm not your type. I prefer raves.

    EDC is coming in a few months :wink:

    I live in Australia. Would be fun though!
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  • arainiday1
    arainiday1 Posts: 1,763 Member
    seriously, been reading this thread till page 3, and have tears from laughing

    Thanks Gus! I only got to page 3, skipped till the last page and thanks to you I have to go read all the inbetween now!!!!!!!!!!

    Hello????

    Like i said, she is off limit boy!

    I'm in hiding.

    H-H-Hi do you like aquariums ?

    Sorry I'm not your type. I prefer raves.

    EDC is coming in a few months :wink:

    I live in Australia. Would be fun though!

    awe booo :sad: i've never been but i have a friend who wants me to come with her
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  • tehboxingkitteh
    tehboxingkitteh Posts: 1,574 Member
    holy crap go out for a bit and miss the best part!?!?! Son why aren't you in bed yet? Way past your bedtime!!!! BTW, dont ever ask a girl to snap chat and then say I wnat a relationship not a one night stand... snap chat = 10 seconds not even enough for a one night stand.....


    asnd yea well edited cuz i cant stop laughing at this fool
    I had a one night stand that only lasted 10 seconds...
  • arainiday1
    arainiday1 Posts: 1,763 Member
    holy crap go out for a bit and miss the best part!?!?! Son why aren't you in bed yet? Way past your bedtime!!!! BTW, dont ever ask a girl to snap chat and then say I wnat a relationship not a one night stand... snap chat = 10 seconds not even enough for a one night stand.....


    asnd yea well edited cuz i cant stop laughing at this fool
    I had a one night stand that only lasted 10 seconds...

    oh you poor thing.....

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