How can I pick up a cougar at the gym?

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  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
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    What do you do if you come across a cougar at the gym?

    Wipe her off and apologize of course.

    unless it was in her hair or eyes, in which case GTFO

    It was a close call, sorry :(

    Jeez you need to work on your aim

    It had been awhile
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
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    What do you do if you come across a cougar at the gym?

    Wipe her off and apologize of course.

    unless it was in her hair or eyes, in which case GTFO

    It was a close call, sorry :(

    Jeez you need to work on your aim

    you have NO idea

    I HAD A FEVER
  • arainiday1
    arainiday1 Posts: 1,763 Member
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    Do any cougars wanna snap chat??? @scumbag_gil

    I'm ready

    this Puma doesn't even understand snap chat.... whats the point, to see a picture for a half second ? is that it ?
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
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    Do any cougars wanna snap chat??? @scumbag_gil

    I'm ready

    this Puma doesn't even understand snap chat.... whats the point, to see a picture for a half second ? is that it ?

    LOLOLOLLL.. I wonder what you'd say that bolded bit to XD buahahahaha
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
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    Do any cougars wanna snap chat??? @scumbag_gil

    I'm ready

    this Puma doesn't even understand snap chat.... whats the point, to see a picture for a half second ? is that it ?

    10 seconds!

    Dude I can triple that time.

    Ladies, hmu
  • baba_helly
    baba_helly Posts: 810 Member
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    Do any cougars wanna snap chat??? @scumbag_gil

    I'm ready

    this Puma doesn't even understand snap chat.... whats the point, to see a picture for a half second ? is that it ?

    10 seconds!

    sensible cougars have a 4 minute minimum
  • VBnotbitter
    VBnotbitter Posts: 820 Member
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    Snap chat? If you want cougars you need AOL chat rooms
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
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    Snap chat? If you want cougars you need AOL chat rooms
    Did not know that still existed........ Woah.
  • fatcity66
    fatcity66 Posts: 1,544 Member
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    I'm starting to realize older women aren't that much mature than the ones at my high school. Sigh.
    :huh:

    BINGO!
  • Barbellarella_
    Barbellarella_ Posts: 454 Member
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    Hmm. Weird. I feel so old all of a sudden :tongue:
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
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    Hmm. Weird. I feel so old all of a sudden :tongue:
    Sorry, too busy drooling at your pic.
    You said, what??
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
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    Hmm. Weird. I feel so old all of a sudden :tongue:

    You've been getting old for years.
  • Barbellarella_
    Barbellarella_ Posts: 454 Member
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    Hmm. Weird. I feel so old all of a sudden :tongue:

    You've been getting old for years.
    So many places I could go with that, wheirdo.
  • segovm
    segovm Posts: 512 Member
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    Take a treadmill next to the girl of your dreams... look extremely confident... smile as you put on your head phones... bob your head a little as you listen to the music... set the treadmill to 16 MPH at a 10% incline... when the ambulance arrives try to regain consciousness long enough to ask for the digits.

    9 out of 10 times it works every time.
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
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    Hmm. Weird. I feel so old all of a sudden :tongue:

    You've been getting old for years.
    So many places I could go with that, wheirdo.

    Like the pharmacy and post office?
  • arainiday1
    arainiday1 Posts: 1,763 Member
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    Do any cougars wanna snap chat??? @scumbag_gil

    I'm ready

    this Puma doesn't even understand snap chat.... whats the point, to see a picture for a half second ? is that it ?

    10 seconds!

    i need at least 5 mins.... :wink:
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    Lol
    Towels
    Drool
    Aol
    Peas
    This thred got so funny after I left gonna leave MOAR!
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
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    Do any cougars wanna snap chat??? @scumbag_gil

    I'm ready

    this Puma doesn't even understand snap chat.... whats the point, to see a picture for a half second ? is that it ?

    10 seconds!

    i need at least 5 mins.... :wink:

    Damn, so 4 is below your minimum.

    Out

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