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    How can I pick up a cougar at the gym?

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    • Posts: 4,646 Member
      Well as long as you don't tell them your name is scumbag, you should be good.
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      Wear something that says you like cougars, that way they know u r down 4 teh pound

      Personally, if a guy approached me in the gym like this I would laugh in his face, but I am sure there are some women that would jump on that, which would be IMMATURE. So if you are looking for a more "mature" woman, stay clear of cougars, because they are immature in my opinion. You will find the right girl, keep looking and be patient. Maturity does not always come with age.
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      Personally, if a guy approached me in the gym like this I would laugh in his face, but I am sure there are some women that would jump on that, which would be IMMATURE. So if you are looking for a more "mature" woman, stay clear of cougars, because they are immature in my opinion. You will find the right girl, keep looking and be patient. Maturity does not always come with age.

      That is because you are a jaguar.
    • Posts: 13,254 Member
      I would laugh pretty hard and then tell you to pound sand
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      25+ ??

      too funny

      http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Feline Scale

      Just an FYI cougars are 40+....and they are not interested in high school boys...we are interested in men with their own money cause we are not spending ours on them.

      See that profile pic...he is 31...I am 41...he has a great job....mind you we are married...
    • Posts: 4,902 Member
      Ok Ladies...
      The OP needs to be added to our tag and release program asap.

      Please keep the rules of tag and release in mind when you are moving in on the prey. The steps you take will ensure his survival rate as he matures.

      1) At this age, they tend to swallow bait and hook completely which is likely to cause injury. Remember to secure all jewelry before coming within his potential strike zone. And keep verbal superlatives about his prowess reasonable when you are praising his performance.

      2) Catch prey quickly to reduce his exhaustion. Just like fishing, light tackle tends to prolong his fight. Go heavy. Go fast.

      3) Handling should be kept to a minimum once the basics have been taught. Remember the goal here is to RELEASE back into the wild with adequate skills and technique - not keep the prey so long that he imprints on you.

      I would do it and take one for the team, but I just had my nails done. Who's up next on the call list?
    • Posts: 289 Member
      Be careful with the cougar. She will destroy your Crystal Gayle T-shirt. And by the way, don't try to snort the lucky charms.....

      Karen! Get down!
    • Posts: 2,037 Member
      Bend at the knees. Keep your back locked and look up. Don't round your shoulders.
    • Posts: 733 Member
      Here... lemme give you my digits.
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    • Posts: 10,913 Member
      O hell, hai Gil lolol.

      Keep us updated haha
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      typo god damn it, and sleepy. long night.
    • Posts: 762 Member
      Ok guys skipped last period because shop class is stupid anyway. I'll be at the gym shortly, wish me luck.
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    • Posts: 491 Member
      Dude ( or whoever it is truly posting) already knows the answer..cocky lil *kitten* is just fishing. Off to POF lil boy.
    • Posts: 234 Member
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      25+ ??


      25? Wow. That's not a cougar sweetie.
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      Nice to see I graduated to Jaguar status - I like that better than Cougar. BTW I call BS on the 30 - 39 sexual prime. :bigsmile:

      I sure as heck hope this doesn't end when I turn 40 in October. I just got started!
    • Posts: 1,314 Member
      So has he shacked up in cougar town for the weekend?
    • Posts: 5,922 Member
      Like this
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    • Posts: 692 Member
      5022-Culvert-style-grizzly-bear-trap.jpg

      Maybe try a grizzly bear trap?
    • Posts: 122 Member
      I am married to an "older" woman. We met when I was 27 and have been together for 13 years. Older women rule. They know what they want, aren't afraid to ask for it, are still very sexy and could teach you a few things...

      Happy hunting.
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    • Posts: 819 Member
      18, huh?

      Here's what you do...

      Finish school, pick a major for college/university/trades and study hard, get top marks, and work your butt off in the summer to minimize student loans and build up a decent resume with good references. Establish a credit rating, a GIC and save money. Get a good foundation for the rest of your life. Set professional, physical, mental and behavioral goals. Get a step ahead of the typical college grad.

      Then figure out what you want in a woman, don't treat them like a taste test. We are not a buffet. Be choosy. And don't bug women at the gym. That is where they workout. Just because they're in close proximity doesn't mean they want your attention.
    • Posts: 2,864 Member
      Hadn't checked this thread until now. This is great.
    • Posts: 73 Member
      I just turned 25 last week and thought the only thing special about this birthday was being able to rent a car! I had no idea I had entered cougar status!! ;)
    • Posts: 112 Member
      Son, you are only 18. If you lack the know how and confidence to hook up with a cougar, leave it alone for a few years until you know what you are doing. You are likely just chasing a pipe dream that you are going to hook up with an older woman who is going to teach you all kinds of new tricks. That stuff you read in porn mags does not happen too often in real life.
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    • Posts: 2,819 Member
      I believe its Puma, not cougar. Close, though.

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    • Posts: 7,963 Member
      So did you find a cougar?
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      This was fun to scroll. Oh, youth!
    • Posts: 16,356 Member
      Red meat. I hear they love that stuff. Just be careful of the claws. They like to play with their food.
    • Posts: 234 Member
      Son, you are only 18. If you lack the know how and confidence to hook up with a cougar, leave it alone for a few years until you know what you are doing. You are likely just chasing a pipe dream that you are going to hook up with an older woman who is going to teach you all kinds of new tricks. That stuff you read in porn mags does not happen too often in real life.

      Exactly. :) Great advice!
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