How can I pick up a cougar at the gym?

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  • catb58
    catb58 Posts: 239 Member
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    *sigh* I was going to post a picture and I can't get into photobucket at work. :grumble:
  • EricJonrosh
    EricJonrosh Posts: 823 Member
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    I don't want to read. Where are the gifs??
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
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    Maybe you will find what you are looking for outside of the gym, OP. Broaden your horizons and go on a hike or something.

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  • mockchoc
    mockchoc Posts: 6,573 Member
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    Maybe you will find what you are looking for outside of the gym, OP. Broaden your horizons and go on a hike or something.

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    lol at this

    I'll take one
  • arainiday1
    arainiday1 Posts: 1,763 Member
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    Maybe you will find what you are looking for outside of the gym, OP. Broaden your horizons and go on a hike or something.

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    lol at this

    give that lady a pillow!!!
  • mockchoc
    mockchoc Posts: 6,573 Member
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    Maybe you will find what you are looking for outside of the gym, OP. Broaden your horizons and go on a hike or something.

    iUeGuTA.jpg

    lol at this

    give that lady a pillow!!!

    A few on here could fix that
  • Dewymorning
    Dewymorning Posts: 762 Member
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    25 is cougar age these days? D:

    ....

    :(

    Apparently I am a cougar now. :O
  • EricJonrosh
    EricJonrosh Posts: 823 Member
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    Maybe you will find what you are looking for outside of the gym, OP. Broaden your horizons and go on a hike or something.

    iUeGuTA.jpg

    lol at this

    give that lady a pillow!!!

    A few on here could fix that

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  • arainiday1
    arainiday1 Posts: 1,763 Member
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    i hope i remember to hunt this down some time tomorrow so i can read his updates :laugh:
  • melsayshello
    melsayshello Posts: 108 Member
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    LOL! I cannot stop laughing.:laugh:

    Good luck on your hunt ! (;
  • mockchoc
    mockchoc Posts: 6,573 Member
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    Maybe you will find what you are looking for outside of the gym, OP. Broaden your horizons and go on a hike or something.

    iUeGuTA.jpg

    lol at this

    give that lady a pillow!!!

    A few on here could fix that

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    Nope no giving out my phone number
  • mrhonesty
    mrhonesty Posts: 274 Member
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    Your best bet is to sign up at a dating site (POF), and choose your age group. Post a picture in a T-shirt as well as in a suit and the cougars will come to you. But go for the real thing, 40+!!! Well worth it!!! :bigsmile:
  • scythswife
    scythswife Posts: 1,123 Member
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    Who actually wants to go to an aquarium?

    I do but wait I am married with 4 kids and the aquarium stops the fighting. lol
  • Dewymorning
    Dewymorning Posts: 762 Member
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    Okay maybe I worded the OP wrong. I'm not trying to "hunt" cougars online. I was just asking for advice on how to talk to older chicks.
    :huh:

    Can you use words

    Wow, you figured it out yourself.

    The way to talk to older 'chicks' is to use your words.

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  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,793 Member
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    Ask her if you can take out to dinner at Sizzlers and that you have a AARP coupon for half off for mid-afternoon reservations.
  • teresamwhite
    teresamwhite Posts: 947 Member
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    Yay for you! Get them leopard print chonies ready!
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    This made me laugh! i haven't heard the word "chonies" in such a LOOONG time (outside my house, that is)!!
  • csman49
    csman49 Posts: 1,100 Member
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    some great advice here
  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
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    I hate the term cougar. It bespeaks of a man who is not very sophisticated.
  • DBoone85
    DBoone85 Posts: 916 Member
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    Be careful with the cougar. She will destroy your Crystal Gayle T-shirt. And by the way, don't try to snort the lucky charms.....
  • headofphat
    headofphat Posts: 1,599 Member
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    ok so you are BARELY an adult... what do you consider cougar age ?

    25+ ??

    I'm not sure you even know what a Cougar is.

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